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Her reflection in the mirror is pretty much the best look alike.

Lana Sands tits or her lack there of tits, however the girl could fuck.

I would send piece by piece if Jeter doesn't pay my very hefty ransom.

I am more of a Silver Hawk to be honest with you.

Well if it gives me a chance to turn into a lesbian then they can sponge bathe me all the way to eternal damnation if it gives me a chance to scisscor fight some bicurious dames.

This just in: Man who bullshitted about fucking sensual jane found hung from a belt wearing a french maid costume.

Well they probably had more flavor than the odd leaf or root back in the neanderthal ages.

Newcastle, Bass, Cherry Wheat beers, different Irish *******'s besides Jameson, scotch and soda, *** and rootbeer, and mangria which is a mixture of redwine, *****, pineapple juice, and orange juice.

Hmmm I nominate myself Interplanetary Funkmaster Moderator.

It depends on the woman.

An overworked employee that needs to ***** and will probably conk out around 10pm.

I use the power of my mind to move my cursor around, kind of like Stephen Hawking.

What about all those "Naughty" profession's it's demeaning to all the other naughty workers out there.

Alright it is 2 months in since DC Comics started up their new 52 Initiative. For those that don't collect comics DC pretty much downsized all their comics and relaunched from issue 1# 52 new titles. I collect all the Batman comics which are great they are reintroducing characters, bringing in...

And I love Arden Adamz and her friend Ginger.

WHy does this guy remind me of the creepy preacher from Poltergiest 2?

Re: Lindsay Lohan To Pose For Playboy She needs to pay off that hefty bail bond plus have a little extra for some booger sugar.

Until he makes Men At Work 2 he will never be the same.

They are no Lunachicks but they will suffice.

He's back, cue Henry Mancini's Baby Elephant Walk.

Well since I have no girlfriend nor wife, I do my own cooking.

They have a group prayer.

Are we talking Night Court Markie Post with her fem mullet?

Porn stars are well comparing them to prostitutes and I don't mean high class escorts, I am taking about tootless Martha type of prostitutes is pretty much like comparison, wait there's no comparission.

That's more like the leg scissors if my knowledge of pro wrestling speaks to me.

That reminds me of that scene in Spaceballs, when they see a picture of a picture within the movie or something like that.

One thing they suspect is if you don't put your turn signal on 5 miles before your turn then your too young for your license.

And you wonder why there is so much trouble in the world.

Female soldiers in Israel are some of the hottest women in uniform.

Well if you think your ready then go for it, I support you.

Even those guys in Fallout Boy get laid by pornstars.

Yes I have made and worshipped false idols, broke the Volsted Act laws, and a few other doozies.

I feel the same way when I see that Ikea couch in the normal squirt gangbangs I see.

No nutella, no blintzes, crepes, cold soba, beans and toast, and many other multi ethnic breakfast foods. Yeah they might tease you here and there with a once every 6 months internatioanl syrup flavors like Doozelberry pancakes and some of the earlier mentioned breakfast treats. But these guys...

Why can't we form vigilance posse's and track these ********* down?

Re: Who has the prettiest pussy? Ms. Helga Vandersmoot she has bred some award winning Persian long hairs that have won multiple awards.

I don't know but we need lots more of them like her, she is quite incredible looking. She may have some Rom ***** in her lineage perhaps some Turkish or Ottoman *****.

Yeah but before you eat said insects get at least 20 dozen different inoculations.

After watching so many "Hitler's Reaction to..." videos, he really has some good sense in... pretty much everything. I'm starting to like the guy. Is that bad?

Greece can only get back to normal if they sacrifice a vestigal virgin to the kraken.

Do I get to keep the coin no matter what the outcome is?

Ah yes grammatical what have you and what not.

Oh boy did you hear that dirk, it will give us time to play "Nightcrawlers" again won't that be a capital time old sport?

I saw it maybe 1 1/2 times it was pretty much meh.

What the fuck is with the Bruins turning on the scoring switch every 3rd period, they drop another game to San Jose, but Seguin racks up another girl.

I love you too whims in a "this is your first time in prison sort of way, and I can take good care of you. Now take these harmones, put this mop wig on, and her is some grape kool aide eyeshadow. Your new name is Naomi!"

I prefer women that preger me, no matter what their color is.

Bah, I have no time for false reports!

You sir are living all my broken dreams.

Octopus, Calamari, Squid, and Mollusks...wait that's the menu at Long John Silver.