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So when does the hilarity insue?

Sending more hot Persian chicks should be their only intent!

You should just set your sights on their ugly ******* with a club foot.

The ****** from Different Strokes is guilty I always knew he was up to no good damn you Conrad Murray!

That's a tough one Chief Smokem Up I enjoy Bobbi but if I deney Tory she may contort herself into some on unusal position and sweat all over me.

Now if they only brrought back MTV's 120 Minutes and have Matt Pinfield or Ben Stiller as Matt Pinfield host that would be great.

Are we talking Chris Farley show tense? Because that would be awesome.

Yes even after 6 to 7 years since this thread started Nikki Fairchild is still hot.

Re: 30-Year-Old Woman Burns Down Her Friend's House After She Unfriended Her On Faceb If unfriend you I'll send you a half eaten bouquet of chocolate covered strawberries.

I ***** better when it's cold and since I haven't smoked cigarettes in two years my body temperature has gone back to normal.

How about Aunt or Niece Fonda edition, I'll go with Bridgit Fonda.

Re: Pornstar gone chunky... You'd think that maybe said porn stars have lost the weight in the amount of time that it took the poster to open up this mummy fart of thread.

Well with the photo above me I have decided to go back to my cave in the foothills of the Appalachians.

Personally I don't know any pornstars, but it's not like they are pay for goods and services with bj's and reverse cowgirls. Nope alot of them have degrees, can carry on exceptionally intelligent conversations, go see live bands, complain about topics and all kinds of things, fall in and out of...

Go with the HP tablet they are at a low price, but honestly you can't go wrong with an Ipad.

On another note I heard that the Feds have labled the Juggalo's as a terrorist organization.

He's cute needs a bit more foundation around the cheeks and get the fishing lure out of his lip.

Since it is my ******'s birthday tomorrow who could ask for a better gift.

Re: Who are some asian girls with larger than D cups like Hitomi Tanaka or Rui Akikaw Ava Devine has big bresteses, and that is all I can think of.

Ah my favorite Pixar movie Kung Fuck Panda.

Forget the tooth bring me Yoko's skull I want to ***** Mr. Pibb out of it!

It was the huge investment in reality television and remakes that screwed our economy!

The Gronk! He comes from a ****** of 4 or 5 ******* like him they are kind of like a jacked up version of the O'Doyle ****** from Billy Madison...Too bad the Pat's had a shitty game last night.

Like the great Reble Alliance leader and your favorite Mon Calamarian Admiral Ackbar once said "It's a trap!"

Re: I'm Rachael & I'm new... please be nice ;-) Why don't you uncover that tattoo and let me see it huh huh.

Peanut Butter cups, steak fries, or mozzarella sticks.

The whole purpose of rioting is kind of like well, it's just humanity devolving back to ****** instinct, or acting like ********. Remember when you were a *** and didn't get your way, you'd take it out on another *** by knocking over their house made of blocks. Anyway it's just pent up useless...

Confuscious say, "He who not masturbates in 100 days shall have sex with microwaved cantelope with hole cut in it."

In my opinion a breed of boxer or I should say part of a generation of boxers that you'll never see again. They just don't have fighters like Smokin Joe anymore.

To a beastly scary girl in her bedroom listening to the Downward Spiral, man I just got chills down my spine thinking about it.

Sure what the hell, I have no problem with it. It would be my daily affirmation.

She's purtty she's sexy English girl from Englishland.

I have days when I wish I was more of a sociopath but we all can't get what we want.

Well reading this useless thread is 5 seconds of my life I am not going to get back.

Sharpe, that *** is magic! Is all I can say.

I would just to wear something made out of lace, and then get a bunch of girls together for a sleepover and lipsynch Motown classics through a spatula.

Stubbing my feet not that hard, and having feel like there is about a dozen compound fractures throughout it.

Major League Slots, how the fuck am I suppose to get excited by some retiree sitting in front of a slott machine for 2 hours straight, screw it I'd rather watch soccer.

So I still may have a chance getting Martina Navertolova to be my date for my highschool's 20th reunion.

Ah yes I remember when I was how old is the thread poster anyway? Oh yeah back to my point, dude you don't have to fuck a pornstar for an incredible sexual experience, **** it was like that when my friends and I were younger saying, dude when I get the chance I am soooo fucking a stripper for...

Only if you dress up as a Sugar Plum Fairy dirk and zip around on a Segway scooter singing Peter Gaberiel songs.

But to quote Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds II Nerds in Paradise..."What if cat really meant dog?"

You don't have to pay me this time sweetie...was the most sexest thing a woman has said to me whilst sucking my cock.

You can't go wrong with Big Trouble in Little China....Indeed!

I don't think that would be physically possible ask any nose, throat, and ear doctor.

She is asking how many fibers are interwoven in a shredded wheat biscut.

I have to go with Kianna Dior she is quite the hot Asian Canadian dish awrooooo werewolves of london even.

I'd better rub some garlic on myself before the next full moon then.

I don't **** the player I can't stand his holier than thou ultra fans that record song parodies praising his greatness in their parent's basement with a bad karaoke loop. Aside from that Tebow is a talented QB, he's no John Elway but a talented QB.

Everything counts to help the good people of Greece even a duduction of Freeones Rep points can go a long way.