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    Why did our founding fathers dress like homos?

    I blame the fabuolousness of the British Monarchy for that.
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    Frozen Custard Vs. Frozen Yogurt Vs. Ice Cream

    For once in my life I had frozen custard, where I live there is a Rita's frozen custard. Man this stuff is amazing, screw ice cream and frozen yogurt. So what do you guys like?
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    Iowa couple married for 72 years die an hour apart

    Amazing story not in a morbid way mind you. Just the fact that these two folks were soul mates and spent 72 years together probably through good times and bad, whereas most people in my generation would rather just see how many nothces they can accumulate. Anyway enough my soapboxing, to me this...
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    do you like close ups?

    Yeah I agree with not liking them either they remind me of a industrial film covered in laser hair removal vag.
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    Mindy Main look alikes

    Sssh like crowded house said "Hey now, hey now, don't ***** it's over."
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    Who considers themselves to be Lucy Lee's (czech) No.1 Fan

    I am more of the Asian Lucy Lee fan here, but Czech Lucy Lee is good too.
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    Hellllo, Boys and Girls!! ;)

    Thank you Vanilla for the new pics I am glad to see that you are doing well, and I mean that with all sincerity.
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    Fucking a Pornstar VS Fucking a Prostitute

    I wouldn't know because I haven't fucked either one, so that mystery that plauges us is now solved.
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    No sex-day

    That day is pretty much everyday of my life.
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    Spanish Women vs Italian Women

    I have no experince with either of them so they both get my vote.
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    N.Dakota Most Prosperous State thanks to oil boom

    I heard they found a huge deposit of oil somewhere under Roosevelt's mustache over at Mount Rushmore.
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    Horror Movie Trends

    I enjoyed the first Demons, not too crazy about the second one except the soundtrack for it. If they bring back Tony the Pimp for part 3 I am all for it.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    Still early in the season but as I look at the Western Conference, I like Dallas, Nashville, and how about Colorado, these teams are definet playoff contenders..if they don't tank as the season progresses. As for the Eastern conference as much as they get trashed on and the Bruins had a scoring...
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    How often do you masturbate?

    I am getting tired of masturbating I actually want sex with a woman.
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    Trying To Get Into Sunn O)))

    I can learn everything I want about this song by reading a Thor comic book.
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    Dont you **** it when...

    Says you I can rattle off porn star statistics just as good as any sport statistics.
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    How to seduce a milf (?)

    You seduce her like any other fucking woman you knucklebeak, jessh it's like there is a school of fucking thought for seducing women. And on that note they found this poor guy ripped to fleshy ribbons when said MILF was actually a real cougar.
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    Hi Girls!

    That dame on the toilet sure reminds me and looks like my ex in the same pose.
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    Isn't the World Supposed to End Today? (oct 21st)

    Well if today is the last day I better iron something to wear.
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    If you had to get rid of one of your senses...

    My psyhic powers who really needs a sixth sense anyway and seeing all those dead people...you folks can have it.
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    Poll Regarding God

    Ah the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch that always works in a pinch.
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    Dear FreeOnes community

    If you believe Pirate King they did put a man on the moon.
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    NBA Commish "Plantation Overseer"

    I just want basketball back,because I want the Celtics to win an 18th.
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    Rapper faces 30 years in prison

    I know idea who this twunt is, but I bet Master P can kick his ass!
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    Best adult model???

    I have no idea who these women are, but I bet they are all adults that model.
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    Fergie or Nicole Scherzinger?

    Nicole and the rest of her Pussycat Dolls, Fergie can sit there and masturbate while I fuck them all.
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    roughest male performers?

    You know you could have started a present day thread with that question instead of digging up a practically 4 year old thread way to go there Wikipedia Brown.
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    Horror Movie Trends

    Thanks for all the responses there folks.
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    Would you do ***** to become someone's friend?

    What is this DeGrassi High, don't give into peer pressure.
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    Gaddafi captured / dead???

    These things happen, the Rebel Alliance wins again.
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    Horror Movie Trends

    Yes we all know it's zombies right now, they are the new vampires. There always seems to be a horror trend for at least 10 years or so. And I remember back in the 80's it was slashers, 70's was more along the lines of demonic posession and Satanic story lines also nature attacks trends. And then...
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    Simple Phonetics?

    Gaelic is pretty cool sounding, it kind of reminds me of how the elves speak in Lord of the Rings.
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    Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed=

    Did they use KISS brand wedding stationary to send the invites out?
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    Who is the best pornstar??

    Is this a Maxum or GQ magazine poll? Oh wait it's People magazines best porn star pole.
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    Wesley Warren Jr. Has 100-Pound Scrotum (Video)

    I wonder how many pounds big ***** Wesley Warren Sr.'s sack weighs.
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    Mariah Milano Playing Mortal Kombat, Signing Autographs & More LIVE in Orlando-11/12

    Re: Mariah Milano Playing Mortal Kombat, Signing Autographs & More LIVE in Orlando-11 They still have Mortal Kombat?
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    Zombie in a Penguin Suit - A movie short

    Pretty cool, one of the best short films about zombies I have seen.
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    twitt with freeones pornstars

    Figuring out this thread has just given me the motherload of all grey pubic hairs.
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    Any pornstars that resemble Kelly Ripa?

    Give it time, the porn parody folks will find someone.
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    This Will Brighten Your Day

    Thank god this it wasn't the Phillipines if you pause or screw up the national anthem you serve jail time.
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    Briana Lee First Girl/Girl Shoot

    Very hot Briana, here's to your first g/g shoot and many more to cum...I know I mispelled the word "come" to give it more of a sexual inuendo, yep I'll be here all week folks.
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    Good porn podcasts?

    Having Sex with Katie Morgan is a pretty good podcasts...more about sex in general then porn.
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    Horrific footage shows girl, 2, run over TWICE as people ignore her lying in the road

    Re: Horrific footage shows girl, 2, run over TWICE as people ignore her lying in the Come on Uly post some whacky stories about "Mustard truck crashes into Hot Dog factory" or "Banana peel trips Orange" none of this stuff man please.
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    Dors Feline hates her breasts???

    She is very hot and cute faced reduction or not. She's probably getting a reduction because she may already have back and neck problems.
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    Trannys--what's the appeal?

    I got really ***** once and punched an alligator in the face, that will teach them fucking meddling amphibians!
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    UK Man Survives Off Roadkill For 30 Years

    I hear there is less trans fats in skunk.
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    Nazis and Communists and "Occupy"...

    Commie Nazis better call McBain he'll defeat them.
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    Beavis and Butthead preview.

    You mean we may actually see one of those "music videos" they used to play on MTV with the return of Beavis and Butthead.
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    Contempt of Court

    Objection your honor, I would like to treat the defendant as a hostile witness.
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    The Walking Dead on AMC

    The episode was alright, I like the ode to Jaws they did. It's one of the scenes that is quite interesting.
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