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God, I love you. Quick suggestion...more JO encouragement/dirty talk. I'd love to see those. :) Also, WHO IN THE FUCK is your photographer? She is pretty bangin'.

I'm definitely keeping the ring.

I don't have much use for it as a conversation piece, either. heh can they send it directly?

I wouldn't have much use for a dildo, so I'm definitely up for donating it to you. Happy Festivus!

First and foremost, I am very appreciative, but is there aaaaanny chance the dildo is of equal value to a fleshlight? If not, totally not a problem.

Their reviews are worthless. Pitchfork, too.

The moon.

Booooooo!

oh come on you're talking about MAKING someone retarded its all in cheap fun

I did all of those, btw.

What is she distracting me from? I think politics as a whole are hilarious. Both sides are equally annoying. I don't align myself with any particular party, I simply don't care enough about politics. It's an ongoing ratings stunt and nobody benefits.

i am fbi federal boob inspe

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Freeones has enhanced my life. Enhance. Enhance.

Raise the roooooof. wait a minute...a dlido? lol

Re: Delayed Ejaculation. When You See Guys Excitement Welling Up As He Waits To Explo God I love you.

don't **** ***

19/20 :cool:

i thought you were endorsing the axe junk sponge

STOP. Usually I wouldn't be bothered by this, but do you still believe in the "liberal media?" There is no such thing as "the liberal media." Sympathizers, yes. Slanted on both sides, yes. Both liberals and conservatives are stinking up the place. Both sides are just as detrimental, but you're...

I honestly don't think she's capable of such cunning.

Are you friends with the Palins?

I don't care, I just giggled about it.

No argument there.

Trig. Welcome to the forums! I hope you stick around for the comedy element. on the other hand, you might be a gimmick.

I don't care about the language, she's just a clueless dumbass. She is inadvertently under scrutiny because her *** was a gimmick, which makes Palin look even worse. It's retarded circus.

that offends my senses

Succulent chest meat.

I just think she would have learned from her ****** and ****** by now.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/11/palins-********-homophobic-slurs-******-critic-facebook/

The "Dude, you have no Koran!" guy.

I told you about sports fans...

ps totally not misogynistic

Women shouldn't have the privilege of a vagina! Yes, you're privileged. You have the ultimate privilege.

I'm a terrist

weed OD = fuuuuuuuuck im stoned. i need toast.

Your chest makes me happy.

motherfucking BOTCH jjrXj_iHFOU

Apparently, you have to smoke 15 pounds in under 10 minutes to die from it.

"lets shoot some hoops"

sex bonar

Watch The GingerDEAD Man starring Gary Busey.

I don't get nearly the same satisfaction.

Re: US Restaurant criticised for offering free food to customers weighing over 350 po They're plumping them up to cook them. I bet their meat has nice marbling.

Now how am I going to beat people without bruising them?

I've noticed that British girls are really good at it. They have VOCABULARY.

I approve, most definitely.

Re: Secret service agent breaks his silence on the day Kennedy was assassinated in Da Has he said anything substantial? Any new information about the assassination?

“You ain't my bitch, *****! Buy your own damn fries!" (from Dreams from My ******)

Another one of these? Really?