"No... you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go! "
I'm sorry I can't be more optimistic, Doctor, but we've got a long road ahead of us. It's like having sex. It's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens.
"You're part of a dying breed, Hapsburg, like people who can name all fifty states! The truth hurts, doesn't it, Hapsburg? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!"
rip :(
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I'm not usually one to blame things on media, but **** today are born into instant gratification, turning them into little impatient assholes.
I'm not condoning **********, this doesn't really constitute as **********, I just don't understand how her looks become null and void because they're in their late teens, but not 18.
I see anything younger as a sexless humanoid.