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my dick is THORny

More like my dick is coming am i right???

Lucas works directly with the devil.

Amazing. So amazing http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/10/cnn-dumb-dumber-diarrhea-scene_n_795091.html

Somebody just ******** him already.

He was probably one of the people involved in proposing it be called GRIDS ("Gay-related immune deficiency").

I'm glad we can agree on this. :)

Look at how ill-informed you are.

I swear, he's Dale Gribble.

It exists.

Because it is.

Hamburger Sandwich

oh mary...your face is plastic...:(

Hey Janelle, what's wrong with Wolfie?

i would get a bionic cock made by cyberdyne

How can you possibly think HIV/AIDS is lie? HOW? ps. SANDWICHES DON'T EXIST

Without my penis, I am an empty shell.

Hahahaha, really? REALLY?

Re: Assange: 'In the race between secrecy and truth, it seems inevitable that truth w waiting for trident1 to post ASS

they're everywhere

What? That's my photo.

okay?

Joe Wagner!

Re: Ass Implants! These girls look like they're really uncomfortable all the time.

Daniel Johnston. His story is so crushing yet uplifting. I suggest watching The Devil and Daniel Johnston. Neil Young is pretty close. His new album is pretty good, the production is amazing.

this is what you need I GOT GRAAAPES

Crimson Tide: fucking a girl on her period while shitting, think of a log going down a mighty river Siegfried and Roy: Fuck her from behind against a window, have someone else take over, wave to her outside the window.

because this earth is a fucking asshole.

No one can contain the awesome power of the sun!

Why couldn't it have been Ringo...two times...:(

Jandek!

The MPAA is a fucking sham. The entire rating system is based on arbitrary bullshit. There's no real system, just a group of dumbasses who make up the criteria as they go along. It's funny how PG-13 films can only have shootings if there's no *****, yet you can watch people get their heads blown...

I didn't realize you were so young.

Lot of marbles and architectures and ****...flying buttresses, lotta original artworks. Very impressive.

****, if you're in India, you should just ***** bhang.

Apple pipe! Stick a pencil in the top and side of an apple, make them meet in the center, put the weed on top, smoke, be high. I like apple pipes in a pinch because the inner flesh catches most of the ash.

look at how straight you are

with my muscular physique

It's my wife! WHAT THE HELL???

Given the size of the universe, of course there's life on other planets, even before this discovery.

I fucking **** Michael McDonald.

whoa

Who are you?

Okay maybe not god, but THERE IS LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS, GUYS.

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/universe/features/astrobiology_toxic_chemical.html hmmmm

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a ham sandwich

Hahaha, how embarrassing. It's college fucking basketball, you silly bastard. Coaches and fans feed off each other to feel a sense of accomplishment vicariously through a SPORTS TEAM. It's weird.

Rip Torn has the best real name ever given to a human being.

Re: Does academic success in high school really determine how good of a life you live Not in the least. You don't even need to complete high school to go to college.