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  1. Facetious

    Favourite boxed/canned food?

    You mean Pickled :pukey: What are those miniature cobs of corn in a can, have ya seen 'em at the salad bar? Yea, little itty bitty 3 - 4'' long ears of corn all shoved in a can. :dunno: Re: Favourite boxed/canned food? Betty Crocker Blueberry Muffin Mix *comes with can of real...
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    Anthony Weiner's Wienergate

    Daily Mail (tabloid) Reporting :1orglaugh When obama's twit acct was hacked, the authorities immediately got to the bottom of it, so why not weiner's acct? (cover up)
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    Anthony Weiner's Wienergate

    Tony just had a ''brief'' press conference. :o :1orglaugh This asscl:clown:wn is soo0 loosing, the FBI could had this thing wrapped up in 15 minutes flat, but no, this reprobate fraud has to play blogovitch with us.
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    Marriage: Is It Obsolete?

    I know that this is gonna **** some of you guys off, but the married guy has the better chance of landing that big job you applied for last week.... the less partying, more understanding, more responsible and better listener he is. :P
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    Anthony Weiner's Wienergate

    Weiner is amongst the most detestable cockroaches in politics next to rahm emanuel... yap yap yap... :violent: shuuuuuut uuuuuup!!!
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    Marriage: Is It Obsolete?

    Sorry about your gramps, it sounds like he was a very admirable man. All in all, great post! I read it as being all from the heart with no frills attached. I gather that you were a more independent at 18 y/o than most of your friends at that time, yea? I mean, you didn't have strict parents...
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    The Official Gardening Thread

    No tornadoes like Cal though... actually Aridzona preceded Cal with the tornado cuz your state had one last year. ;) back to gardening... Last week addition to the garden ... Calla Lilies and blue and red colored Hydrangeas. (Thanks for putting me to work, long distance g/f! :o)
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    Marriage: Is It Obsolete?

    Sure, those within the ranks of the angry/hardcore atheist community maybe................. those ****** hater - proletariat type - simpletons, mind your own business! :hammer: :D
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    The Official Gardening Thread

    120ºƒ 'yet'? summer is still 20 days out! :D Your Jalapeno?Adult Image Hosting :1orglaugh:1orglaugh :jester:
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    The Official Gardening Thread

    hating you! :flame: We've had February weather here for the last three weeks! :hammer: I'm glad that I'm not in the agriculture business... the unseasonal rain showers and the 15 - 20ºƒ cooler than normal temps have to be stunting the growth of fruit & veg crops in the area. Yes they are...
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    The Official Gardening Thread

    The damned late rains we're having in Cal. are threatening my tomato blossoms! :mad:.... but have no fear, I still have rolls of duct tape and clear 4mil. thick plastic sheeting from the days when the Dept of Homeland Security freaked everybody out and recommend that we shelter in place in the...
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    Dirtiest, Rottenest Motherfucker Who Ever Lived

    Old thread, but Pot all the way as he ''cleansed'' Cambodia of some 20+% of it's population. *''Honorable'' Mention- Patrick Purdy
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    Another STD you have to worry about....

    *****'s ass wut? :dunno: lol
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    ******* + Kerosene + Battery Acid and maybe some Diesel for good measure....

    ^/^Hey . . . HEY you two, break it up at once! Where's my 20 bag? I gave you guys two tens ($)!!
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    Who didn't make you cum today?

    Try the one from Canterbury, you might have better luck. :drool1: ...with that mangy - scraggily - unkempt beard of his. :1orglaugh
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    ******* + Kerosene + Battery Acid and maybe some Diesel for good measure....

    Here, have some more :uohs:
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    Senator McCain: Of course Palin can beat Obama

    Fair enough, but I think that McCain's statement regarding Palin is a joke, and it's designed to draw the least likely presidential republican candidate (in Palin) to win the Iowa cock-ass . . . and should that happen, obama wins! Remember when McCain was the least likely among republican...
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    Happy Mammorial Day!

    Wow, you just can't miss those olive toned eyes! :lovecoupl Yea, beautiful eyes, yep! :boobies:
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    Parents who 'tried to cure baby's tumour with faith healing' charged with ***** *****

    Re: Parents who 'tried to cure baby's tumour with faith healing' charged with ***** a What about the muslim religion with their female genital ********** practices (removal of the clitoris of young girls) :dunno: What about the muslim faith and their ''mercy *******'' of females? We're...
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    Interesting, I don't ***** a lot of **** these days, but I wonder why so many breweries have...

    Interesting, I don't ***** a lot of **** these days, but I wonder why so many breweries have gone to brown glass instead of green? :dunno: Oh, I get it, the dark glass better keeps the **** free of light which can spoil the brew prematurely, I remember reading something about that a couple of...
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    Test Your Porn Knowledge: how many do u know of 100?

    What can I say, I'm more of a solo girl fan who can only account for owning one pron related DVD in my life. :o score: 37
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    Senator McCain: Of course Palin can beat Obama

    What about our ******* meddling in Libyan affairs under potus obama, didn't he have to consult with Congress first before entering the fray? NO, as an alternative, (you gotta love this since you're everything alternative) obama sought approval from a gaggle of appointed internationalist elites...
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    Senator McCain: Of course Palin can beat Obama

    Rey, comment please. :D :jester:
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    Memorial Day

    It symbolizes at day when everybody should put their political differences aside and recognize the sacrifices made by those who served in our Armed ****** ... so that we can return the next day and for the next 363 days, to bitch about how miserable we have it at home in front of our PCs, as we...
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    Parents who 'tried to cure baby's tumour with faith healing' charged with ***** *****

    Re: Parents who 'tried to cure baby's tumour with faith healing' charged with ***** a I, as a Catholic who can't remember the last time I went to church, hereby apologize on behalf of Christianity for the awful decision made by these christian scientist whack job - so called parents. Please, oh...
  26. Facetious

    Giant HotWheel record jump!

    Oh, bummer, no loop? :dunno: :P
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    China named happiest country in the world...

    You could shelter your ******** from the outside world and only offer them rocks and sticks to play with... of course rocks and sticks are the best toys in the world!
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    Communist pornography

    I don't know what it would look like, but I can tell you that the atmosphere would be full of human rights ******, just ask a 50+ y/o Czech woman, they'll tell ya.
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    Is lying about historical events criminal?

    Tell me about the lies contained in the current State of Texas public school curriculum... Is the U.S. govt democratic or is it a Constitutional Republic?
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    who actually takes this forum seriously?

    Re: who actually takes this forum seriously? The truth often gets lost in the necessity to be entertaining. :1orglaugh :drool1:
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    Best NBA team to have NOT won the championship.

    Washington Bullets vs. Golden State Warriors '75 Champs "It has to be the greatest upset in the history of the NBA Finals," claims Barry. "But few people paid any attention to it. Sports Illustrated didn't even do a cover story on us. They hadn't expected us to win it. It was like a fairy-tale...
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ3HlmaOzbw ;)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ3HlmaOzbw ;)
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Followed the Waves V_ys3K8dhEI
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    What are you listening to right now?

    3Mn-3EqaO0E&feature=related
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Cinnamon flavored saliva..... Dentine gum. :P
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    Michelle Lay-Happy Memorial

    Happy Memorial Day? :wave2:
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    whats your favorite sex position ?

    :throwup:_:throwup:_:throwup:_:throwup:
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    2009 Wente "Morning Fog" Estate Bottled Chardonnay (Livermore, Ca.) $10/.750ml This **** rivals some of the finest Chardonnays I've tasted... and we're talking into the thousands. Really, spend a lousy $10 bucks and taste for yourself. How does Wente Vyds. produce an estate bottled **** of...
  39. Facetious

    Post your favorite music videos

    fo8fWrW_QdM&NR=1
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    What are you listening to right now?

    7eUMB8FS6C8&feature=related
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Rush Xanadu • Exit Stage Left JTD1QW3SM60
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    Would you fight for your country?

    Re: Would you fight for your country? Only if there was cold **** to ***** with the victory lap. :****: :glugglug:
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    touche! Nailed 'em! :1orglaugh

    touche! Nailed 'em! :1orglaugh
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Jeff Beck / Tal Wilkenfeld • Freeway Jam (Japan) I can't watch enough of these two! dk1K1fC5U4k
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    clever crows

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PmkreJHw4k ******* are the limit! :1orglaugh
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    clever crows

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PmkreJHw4k :1orglaugh
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    Should Britain have sunk the Bismarck? Sailor reveals how Germans tried to surrender

    Re: Should Britain have sunk the Bismarck? Sailor reveals how Germans tried to surren One. single. apologist? :dunno:
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    I missed you guys :)

    Mods lost their reps and all hell broke loose... sorta. Nice having you back, I thought that you probably just dumped us bums. :P
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    The Official Gardening Thread

    We are experiencing the coolest, most fall like condition spring here in recent memory, of course this is not good for the ag sector of the market. Does anybody know what ever happened to the global warming scare?
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    Scrap NASA?

    Great post, particularly this part. :hatsoff: Like everything else in government, the baby boomer gen fucked it up. :cool: ;) No direction, no imagination, idle... let the developing nations pass u.s. up... and here we are today :*****: ;)
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