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  1. Facetious

    Favorite political commentators

    Isn't she a put on though? :dunno: What's with her school girl look and her Palin look alike eyeglasses? :drool1: Really, I'm from the old school and I believe in all of my heart and by the grace of God that women should stay in their place(s) i.e. the kitchen, the garden, the grocery store...
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    Favorite political commentators

    Dr. Victor Davis Hanson Stanford University Classics/History Professor (Ret.) Dr. Bill Wattenburg UCB Lawrence Livermore Lab Savage :cussing: :mad: ''Weener'' - U.S. House of Representatives (former?) :yahoo: :clown: :rubbel: :1orglaugh
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    what do you like ?

    I . . . I . . . umm, yeah............. No! :jester: :P
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    How much porn is on your computer?

    Re: How much porn is on your computer? Not much, but there's a fair amount of really amazing solo girl stuff .
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    Clubbers getting high on nail varnish remover

    YOU used to inhale trichloroethane (Dry Cleaning Fluid)? .... I used to inhale ... Adult Image Hosting . . . for a belly full of laughs. Aside- Ha! I remember a time when the guy across the street from me obtained for himself a 5 foot tall cylinder of Nºx.... anyway, as the story goes...
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    Shaved Pussy Or Hairy Pussy

    A stripe of hair, or perhaps a nicely shaved slice of pie shape (''V'' shape) above the vag is cool, but never that hideous unkempt hairy look of the 70's & 80's, to me, that's just gross and unappetising.
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    Songs that "Ooze" Romance.

    Re: Songs that "Ooze" Romance. ^ This one is for you, Galactic. I1qkUZZ1aho
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    Songs that "Ooze" Romance.

    Jeff Beck • Since we've ended as :lovecoupl Great White • Save all your love dZE5_sc0keU
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Would • circa '93
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    Clubbers getting high on nail varnish remover

    continued Wow!!!! Just WOW! The things people do to flee reality....:surprise:
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    Anthony Weiner's Wienergate

    The nerve of that Andrew Breitbart for hacking Weiner's twit acct!!!!! :cussing: :mad: :1orglaugh But seriously, there are no winners here, American politics gets a black eye once again.
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    Post your favorite music videos

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    When youve got a racing mind

    I'd check my ***** pressure and go from there. Do you feel as if you have a shortness of breath and are you overcome with the feeling of impending doom? :eek: In a nutshell, verify that this unpleasant sensation is in fact in your head and if it is, consider yourself lucky! :bowdown: Also, I'd...
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    Senator McCain: Of course Palin can beat Obama

    I'm not a palin fan here by any stretch, but who has the greatest number of recored gaffes, the charismatic teleprompter directed obama or palin, the ditzy pro life housewife? .... OK, throw in bachmann too, what the hell... So it's palin and bachmann vs. obama... nobody is sacred here, have...
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    Anthony Weiner's Wienergate

    Re: Anthony Weiner's Wienergate I could maybe see a single, middle aged bookstore clerk doing something like this.... but a recently married standing congress critter? ... inexcusable! :facepalm:
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    School yearbook puts Bush and Cheney on list of 'worst 5 people of all time'

    Re: School yearbook puts Bush and Cheney on list of 'worst 5 people of all time' It's so predictable... The entrepreneurial spirit is destroying to world!! Walmart is evil mandatory govt provided (or not) healthcare √ YES (even if you're 10 times more likely to die should you get sick)...
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    Bikini Shopping for the wife (help)

    You might try asking Chica as she's definitely in the know about these things. Also, she may be able to answer questions you may have re firearms. :ak47: :thumbsup:
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    Wal-Mart sales slump

    X-lint description! I feel as if I've already been there before. :cool: :D Didn't the store get a steady flow of patrons? :dunno: In my parts, there's a Big Lots situated directly across the street from a Target location and both stores seem to be equally as busy for their respective sizes...
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    Wal-Mart sales slump

    One night while shopping in one of my ...very quiet... local Rite Aid locations, I overheard two of the cashiers complaining to one another about the fact that they were the only two employees in the whole blasted building! Crazy! I coulda just strolled through the aisles and filled my jacket...
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    Wal-Mart sales slump

    Tell us about Dollar General, I've never heard of it, does it make the former ''useless'' Rite Aid actually seem useful... is that what your getting at? :cool:
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    Wal-Mart sales slump

    Sometimes the Safeway house brands are priced competitively, for instance, their liquid laundry detergent priced at $9.99 / 150 oz.--> Tide 150 oz. size costs about $16.00!! I have a simple rule when shopping for necessities.... when the **** is on sale and you can't find it cheaper anywhere...
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    Wal-Mart sales slump

    I heard about this weeks ago, consumers simply are not splurging on nonessential items like they were, all attention is on the staple items. I bet that Target Stores will also see a dip in sales as well.
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    Republican BS

    * Ah9W24oMIRc&NR=1 Better late than never. :1orglaugh Anything specific in mind? Oh, c'mon, good ol milk toast gwb, investigated? please! :D Unable to comment.
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    Republican BS

    Democrat BS Reaction from the U.S. Navy Seals after learning that the potus would be coming to meet with them in person ----> :wtf: :anonymous :why:
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    Little Leaguer ****** after pitch hit chest

    and the pitcher isn't even an 18 y/o mexican national posing as a 15 y/o.
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    ASPCA commercials

    I don't know how to respond to this... you're joking... gotta be. Really? How in the fucking world could anybody have the conscience to do this? I couldn't even become a ****** pet parent, I get too attached to the cute innocent little fuzzies.
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    ASPCA commercials

    Is ''****** Cops'' the ****** Planet series still on these days? I haven't seen it on lately, it's always Jeremy Wade with his fishing pole it seems. FWIW, These profiles are moderately interesting. It's nice to know that the ASPCA is out there doing good work, I'll eagerly pay extra taxes...
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    Romney Breaks with GOP Over Global Warming, Fails to Mention Diesel Solution

    Reading some of the reports coming out of UC Berkeley Lawrence Livermore Lab, they're saying that we (America) have 100-200 years worth of natural gas on this continent, what the fuck are they thinking in washington? It would be so simple to retool new vehicles to run on nat gas! What are we...
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    Romney Breaks with GOP Over Global Warming, Fails to Mention Diesel Solution

    Deserves repeating! :thumbsup: This along with better than a hundred additional obama failures. Global Warming? are they out of their freaking minds?! It's been very cool and unseasonably rainy here in Cali, in fact, the Giants game nearly got rained out yesterday, Sat. June 4, that hasn't...
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    I'M BACK! Kinda.

    Gettin' Better :cool:
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    Cleveland man airlifted to hospital after fight with cat

    Hey, that's the same outfit that Ashleigh bought for her pug! :cool: err... was it the chihuahua mix? . . . anybody? :dunno:
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    Cleveland man airlifted to hospital after fight with cat

    Who knew? :D Npn-M_dXhXc
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    Jenna Haze: possibly calling it quits!

    ^ 12 y/o?! ... All boys school growing up?
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    Jenna Haze: possibly calling it quits!

    Love over money, she said it. Good for her, I hope that she has a healthy & happy life.
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    Soldier home on leave thwarts Fla. bank robbery

    I'll up the ante... Great Story! In Uly's frame of mind, the better article would have featured the Army staff sergeant as being the bank robber and a 13 y/o girl on her bicycle . . . you finish the story. :1orglaugh
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    What pisses you off?

    Spring season temperatures and weather that are more in line with late fall weather conditions.... how in the hell could this be June? :cussing: Also, Rug Creep! :cussing:
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    Assisted suicide advocate Jack Kevorkian dies

    Did they specify the exact nature of weakness they were referring to? Kevorkian served in 130 + assisted suicide cases, I wonder how many of those 'patients' could have been considered as being ''too weak"(?) just making an argument for arguments sake :drool1: ;)
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    Jenna Haze: possibly calling it quits!

    By that token, I guess that an overwhelming majority of people, along with your ****** are immature?:dunno: ;) Would you marry your g/f if she was a full time committed porn star in spite of what your ****** thought? :dunno: ...Back to jenna, so sorry :o
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    Jenna Haze: possibly calling it quits!

    I'm gonna miss her inimitable howling. :( That's too bad, I hope she changes her mind.
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    Dress Up Jezus!

    1wfamPW3Eaw :D
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    The Official Gardening Thread

    Originally Posted by MissHybrid ''The new potatoes, boiled for about 5 mins, served with butter and spinach and steamed salmon. yum Just though I would share that xxx'' Best of all, she was able to cook the din-din in one single pot! (more after dinner time fun-fun) :glugglug: :Clip...
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Ocean Spray Cran•Pomegranny over the rocks
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    Guys i need your help!!!

    Re: Guys i need your help!!! Dayom, and I was so ready to field an automotive or household construction - maintenance - improvement question. :(
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    The Official Gardening Thread

    ^ You're the limit! :1orglaugh Little itty bitty variants of spuds were they? :D The other day at the market I saw these new potatoes that weren't much larger than pearl onions.. Soo cuute! :lovecoupl Aside: I've heard that old, mixed or perhaps, unknown origin ****** - rifle - shot...
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    Assisted suicide advocate Jack Kevorkian dies

    Everybody is saying that these days, ''SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE!'', for where is this coming from? :Surreptitiously goes over to CPUSA.ORG to see what everybody is talking about these days: :D
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    Anthony Weiner's Wienergate

    I'm thinking that everything will blow away and he will continue on serving many additional terms in Congress. :facepalm: :sighs: These democratic party goof balls, I'm tellin y:rolleyes:u, I mean, look at 'em, these freaks of nature, they must be stopped! :hammer: :yahoo: :clown: :1orglaugh
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    Republican BS

    Author: Ron Paul supporter B.S. (you) For why did you feel the need to masquerade as a libertarian in order to make your point in posts past? How are we to take you seriously? Let's start fresh, shall we? Where is Hellraiser politically? Are you an anarchist? fabian socialist? agrarian...
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    Assisted suicide advocate Jack Kevorkian dies

    In principle, I didn't have a problem with the work carried out by Dr. Jack, however, the problem I did have was, they guy stepped on toes and he didn't have the necessary oversight, infrastructure, licensing and approval necessary to lawfully carry on with his business at hand... ...and with...
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    What to allow: Gay Marriage, or ****** Marriage?

    Yup. Priorities, priorities, priorities :updown:
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