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  1. Facetious

    School yearbook puts Bush and Cheney on list of 'worst 5 people of all time'

    Really? Then why has the øbama admin extended the bush admin policies relating to renditions, tribunals, wiretaps, and intercepts, and why did the øbama admin ******* the agreement with the arab league and the u.n. in Libya.... I thought that the agreement for U.S. involvement was strictly...
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    Norwegian ****** Attacks

    Re: Explosion hits government building The ''European Commission against Racism and Intolerance'' (ECRI) :facepalm:, the racism watchdog of the Council of Europe, published a report warning that Islamophobia was on the rise in Norway. ... I guess that the good people of Norway came up short...
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    Norwegian ****** Attacks

    Re: Explosion hits government building ''... while Norway was ranked the most peaceful country in the world by the World Peace Index in 2007, it is struggling to integrate its religious minorities.''
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    Norwegian ****** Attacks

    Re: Explosion hits government building 1. All of the best for a speedy recovery to all of those involved and certainly, RIP to those who, in the most unfair circumstances, were ******. 2. Damn those radicalized christian nut jobs for backstabbing their host nation!
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    Long fake nails make me sick

    fixed Adult Image Hosting Howard Hughes indeed became very sickly! ... jus sayin. :clap:
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    Long fake nails make me sick

    I remember back in the days when I was in jr. college, an asian chick in my oceanography class had nails that were so long, they spiraled! Swear to gawd, she had write with a pencil clenched in her fist, it was amongst the most bizarre things I had ever witnessed. Thanks for the memories...
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    Actually, I grew up riding dirt bikes (both pedal and motor/chain drive variants) and...

    Actually, I grew up riding dirt bikes (both pedal and motor/chain drive variants) and skateboards.... and then there were girls! :nanner:
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Best kept secrets.

    Re: Best kept secrets. The assassination of JFK maybe? :dunno: Off of the top of my head I would have to say Jasmine Rouge, the nasty assa faakah she is. :nanner: She got those eyes that ****!!
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    What makes you happy?

    Re: What makes you happy? √ When everybody else is................... usually. √ My 70 mile (112km) away g/f.... also makes me sad to:******:. √ When clients pay their bills within a week of receiving the billing. ...more to follow, I'm sure of that.
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Video games From Your *********

    Re: Video games From Your ********* Awesomeness.... the original and best... Unsurpassed action at its finest!:thumbsup: LPkUvfL8T1I :tongue: Seriously though, when I was growing up, there was a game called ''Centipede" at my local 7-11... Yep, that was a cool game for it's day... you...
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Heya, Bee, I'm OK, I can't complain I guess. (big lie) :D I'm just trying to stay...

    Heya, Bee, I'm OK, I can't complain I guess. (big lie) :D I'm just trying to stay C:cool::cool:L, both literally and figuratively. How's business this summer thus far?
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    Metal thieves ransack Veterans' Cemetery, steal metal rods off graves

    As a result of budgetary cuts, the resources available for policing metal scrap yards seems to be at a minimum these days... heck, up in San Jose, Ca. the city just laid off 66 of their full time *************** officers... all during a time when the cops are most needed! Looky here: 2010...
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    The Disappearing Recovery

    Re: The Disappearing Recovery complete article Well, there's 6500 new renters there :facepalm: Hey that's it.... I have to invest my money with Sam Zell, one of the largest real estate entrepreneurs in the world... the f-en guy must be makin a killin for himself!
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    bong video

    Pot?!! :facepalm: ...at least shoot crystal!!
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    Do you cheat?

    Re: Do you cheat? I shot a 64 last weekend....with a 12 pack in my bag! Yep, even eagled the 18th b'fore we lost the cart in the lagoon.
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    What's your favourite sport?

    Proximity Flying I4U6T_BB1N8
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    Pull out or cum inside

    ^ All it takes is one little wiggling tadpole to find it's way to promised land and you're done.... trust us on this! :1orglaugh After a good day of framing structures, there wouldn't be a glide across my hands....more like a scrape... with 36 grit open coat sandpaper! I couldn't agree with...
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    What Makes a Good Solo Site to You?

    More models with rifles, shotguns, pistols, long nails, thongs, 5'' wedge heels, plaid miniskirts (die hard and never seem to go out of style)... more high resolution pics of models posing in outdoor situations, more women soaking wet from head to toe (not bukaka wet, but fresh out of the...
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    Sarah Palin Movie not doing so good

    Who would want to see a movie about a traditional married ****** of ... 5 is it? :dunno:
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    What "Grinds" your gears?

    What pisses me off? ;) When my internet service intermittently goes on and off line.... like....rig......h.....t now. Hello? am I still on l...........i.............n...............e? :facepalm: Dayom... no cable - send - receive lights showing on the modem. :hammer: Oh, now they're back...
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    The Official Gardening Thread

    AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE! Tomato/Tobacco horned worm hMxE5iOEVlk&NR=1&feature=fvwp Yes, it's probably bigger than your pinkie (for those unfamiliar with this nuisance pest) Two of these bastards can destroy your entire tomato garden in one night!
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    today i made a sandwich...

    Yea, well, they probably would have helped with the digestion process... everybody needs a little fiber/roughage in their diet. ;) Are you sure that they weren't snipe feathers? Oh... and the mites spread all over the surface of these feathers... the little itty bitty-teeny weenie microscopic...
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    today i made a sandwich...

    It's your responsibility to remove foreign material from the produce when making sammiches! :clap:
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    What pisses you off?

    When after I enter my club card number at the grocery store check out keypad/thingomajjer, the cashiers says out loud ''Thank you for shopping with us, Mr. ŨĴ''. Huh? I think to myself...Do I know you from somewhere? ...meanwhile, the big biker guy who happens to be in line one checkstand...
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    Who is in your avatar?

    The Argentine Sensation Lusiana Lopilato Why the jacket? :D Oh, that's right, these are ''professional relationships''... uh huh .. uh huh. :cool: :1orglaugh
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    I think I will be turned down by attractive women because of my race, any help?

    How about a first gen Indian American young lady, one who wears swanky low cut tops and jeans! :drool2: Yes? Well, Cupertino, Sunnyvale or Santa Clara Ca. is where you should be. :cool:
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    Casey Anthony look-alike attacked

    Damn, everything is news these days! :rolleyes: :1orglaugh
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    Thanks for the rep, Marlo, yea, Christine Perfect Mcvie definitely is on my top 3 list of women...

    Thanks for the rep, Marlo, yea, Christine Perfect Mcvie definitely is on my top 3 list of women vocalist songwriters. I hope she knows that she is appreciated, the 'ol gal now approaching 70 years of age! This song is awesome... it draws tears to my eyes it's so damned beautiful...
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    New York ***** killer placed on suicide watch

    I like this girl! **** 'em ***** choppers! ..... Is that really your heinie in your avatar, Becky? :nanner: :tongue:
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    Chrysler workers busted smoking, ******** on lunch break in Trenton

    Even without a buzz, it is well documented that employees in general are much less productive after lunch. ;) Let 'em smoke like chimneys on the 2's (interval hours between breaks) ... but ********? :nono:
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    Tax cuts don't work

    Tax the Rich, Tax the Rich, Tax the Rich! Good, encourage them to invest more of their capital abroad where they can earn a better return on their money, they don't have to invest in America, they don't own this economic downturn... we're a sideshow to them they don't need u.s.!
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    Tax cuts don't work

    I do. Is that what a follow up article printed on the story, that they chose not to pay? If so, the Cranick ****** have to take responsibility for A) inadvertently setting their own home on fire and B) not paying the premiums required for the City of South Fulton to run a fire dept. Really, if...
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    What pisses you off?

    Cutting Lexan® Sheets.
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    Tax cuts don't work

    You'd be hard pressed to find a single person who doesn't want to pay their taxes to support teachers, soldiers, police/fire, county hospitals and elderly care, don't be ridiculous, Stan.
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    New York ***** killer placed on suicide watch

    This guy should be burned at the stake like the T-bone steak I forgot about on the bbq last night.:flame:
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Ask papagmp anything ya want....

    Yea, you tell 'em PK! This is papa's thread...behave yourself, mrtrebus! :nono::1orglaugh
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    Ask papagmp anything ya want....

    ^ and 666 right back to you mr. 1orglaugh
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    Ask papagmp anything ya want....

    ^Sure, he seems like an interesting enough fellow... I think that he'd be a tremendous asset for those in need of advice... the slightly seasoned fellow he is.
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    Ask papagmp anything ya want....

    maybe? :cool:
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    American Retro Design Cars: Best/Worst

    My first experience with this was when I was about 14 y/o as my neighbor just over the fence had bought himself a one owner '64 Impala 409 cu. in. (with the legendary ''W'' head engine) 4 speed stick... The Impala isn't my favorite GM product, but holy shiite! that thing had some get up and...
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    American Retro Design Cars: Best/Worst

    The designers of the new Camaro screwed up when they strayed away from the look of the original 1969 headlight and taillight assembly design, IMO. The profile of the Camaro looks cool, but the rear end looks atrocious... who wants to be seen in the company of an atrocious rear end? :P Half...
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    Tax cuts don't work

    Why do democrats care one iota about the condition of the economy, they're anti capitalists who would rather sit at home like a bump on a log and receive state money, they don't need no stinkin economy...WTF? :dunno: ...oh yea, it's the condition of the economy that makes or breaks a presidency...
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    Who's hotter: Bachmann or Palin

    Reading some of these posts, one wonders what ever happened to barack obama's plea for "a new age of civility" and the end of demagoguery? ... apparently his loyal, all emotionally invested, true believing statist constituents aren't listening. :1orglaugh
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    WWII P-51 Mustang Crashes at Duxford Air Show

    True, as long as the spectators are out of harms way, let pilots do what they do, they know the risks involved. ;) I didn't see any hot dogging in this mishap, it looked like a fairly routine exercise ... don't you think? I love the venerable 'ol wooden De Havilland Mosquito, great night...
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    WWII P-51 Mustang Crashes at Duxford Air Show

    Wow... Just wow! That is some tremendous footage! I never imagined the Skyraider to be that big of a plane! f'en things are tugs, geesh! he appeared to be so far behind the '51 and all of the sudden... Boink!. Glad that the pilot was able to eject safely and glad that there are a reasonable...
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    Truck spills 14 million bees on Idaho highway

    Glad that I wasn't behind that truck in this ride... with an inadvertent blown fuse on my electric roof control motor! :eek: Adult Image Hosting Come to **** bee all of you escapees!
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