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All that standing on street corners will do that to you though.

Health definitely. I can live with the money I work with just now.

I like Screamers and APEX and Cyborg.

Lindsay Lohan she's probably good at it as well.

It would be VERY NICE to get hold of those puppies and do things to them... and on them.

There is a female version of the **** it's called Sofia Viagra (Sofia Vergara).

It's Lindsay Lohan so anything's possible sir. And I wouldn't turn her down that's for damn sure!.

It's Lindsay Lohan so anything's possible sir. And I wouldn't turn her down that's for damn sure!.

If this gif lasted longer you could use the Slayer song "Here Comes The Pain" as background music.

I am still laughing like fuck at this clip. It's a classic so it is. That uppercut is the uppercut to end all uppercuts. The bitch still got back up after it. If I was him after she got back up after than, I'd have ran like fuck (aka advanced in the opposite direction with haste).

And the stockings as well then :)

Join the club sir. I have a niece and a nephew. The girl is about 7 and the boy 5. No **** of my own though unfortunately.

Jennifer Lawrence. Briana Lee. Shantal Monique. They all have lovely faces.

Biozombie. A great little Japanese horror comedy if ever there was one. It's far better than Tokyo Zombie which seems to get more coverage for some fucked up reason. Biozombie is like Bill & Ted meets Zombies while working in a mall. Yip it's two lazy bastards that work in a video store in a...

The ideal Christmas present from Lindsay would be for her to blow me while wearing nothing but a Santa Claus hat.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/ninja-toddler-epic-battle-stuffed-091026393.html I just came across this a moment ago on Yahoo! it's hilarious I thought. Check it out.

If I am on a site and thinking about checking out another section at the same time.. I usually open the other thread in a separate tab so as I can do both things at the same time. I voted for option three on that list. Open a new tab on my own. But I've no problem with how this site handles it...

The whole album is just one pure awesome kick ass Metal album. EASILY the album of 2012 in the Metal circles IMO.

Indeed they are. And the Anthem album is awesome. Every song is pure undiluted Metal at it's finest. Riffs solos the whole lot.

Jennifer Lawrence and Anne Hathaway Shantal Monique and Catie Minx

LMFAO! that is the funniest thing I've seen this week. That punch was peformed in the US but it was heard all the way over here in Scotland. What a fucking uppercut he did on her and then grabbed her skank ass and tossed her out the bus HAHAHAHAHA! It's just a pity the guy has lost his job...

The day second hand sales is ****** off is the day the entertainment industry will enter intensive care and be on one of those heart monitor machines and cling to life (all of them - video games, movie, music, books, etc). DRM was frowned upon by everyone with an IQ above room temperature. And...

Sex usually does it for me for some weird reason.

I have the new Anthem (from Japan) album Burning Oath. And it kicks so much ball sack it should come with a warning label on it. Anyone tuff enuff to listen to real Metal check out the link below. PM me if you like what you hear :) 0PjN2dVksec

None unless they allowed me to attempt to hump them in that position.

Middle, Left, Right. And in that exact order.

Split Second - Rutger Hauer

dJmN8DG0SzY Taken from the new Rebellion album. Pure undiluted straight up foot to the floor old school Heavy Fucking Metal!

Ta very much for the welcome :) I honestly don't know why I took so long in coming in here. Look at what I've been missing. Christmas has come early for me now haha

I don't think I've been in this thread before for some insane reason or another. But you are really beautiful Briana :drool2:

I think this is like asking what country produces the best Metal bands. It's an invalid question. I mean all countries produce decent Metal bands and porn. Some more than others mind you. But they all give some decent skin footage. Just than some might be harder to find than others. But I am...

You promised you wouldn't tell! Bastard!

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I would not honor you lot with my presence at these events unless I got the red carpet treatment upon arrival. I mean it's nothing but the best, for the best after all! YAY me :clap:

Catie Minx Katie Featherston

Yes. Because Ricky boy is as funny as a fire in an orphanage. And that ain't funny!.

Katie Featherston Maggie Green Shantal Monique

aqTuVpZCBTI Kick ass Motorhead song this is!.

Re: Would you marry a pornstar , if she was still in the business? I think it is better asked as "Would a Porn Star marry me?" I would love it if she did. You see I am just a lonely orphan living a lonely life on a lonely road. I need company.

Can't touch it you say? :hairpull:

The Last Man on Earth. The only version that is close to being faithful to the book I am Legend. It's still not perfect in terms of being close to the book. But it is a damn sight more faithful than The Omega Man and I am Legend will ever be. I am Legend is just a remake of The Omega Man and...

I don't like seeing a persons naughty bits on show. It's disgusting!.

No.

That wont be a problem! bring it on!

Re: Who has the prettiest pussy? Is it possible to pick just one from the lady boxes on display. I don't fucking well think so. I'll have them all please!.

If you want charisma then be a quiz show host. Hey maybe that's what those insects (Beatles) should have been since the start. Quiz show hosts. Since they have more charisma than talent *cue Woody Woodpecker laugh*

The Big Book of Pop Up Pictures.

Personally I blame him more than her. If he hadn't stuck his cock in her on that fateful night this would never have happened. And his ugly genes wouldn't have been at the source of the problem (if there actually is one). Both should thank their lucky stars they have a ***. Some people would...

I have 48 years left according to that link. I scored a 91% rating.

As for him being average on the musical instrument side of things. You can say the same for everyone of The Beatles in that aspect and none more so than Ringo. He was no Dave Lombardo or Vinnie Paul or Vinnie Appice. Hell I could name like 50 or more Metal musicians that **** all over every...