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As loveable as ever! thanks for the links guys

Indeed. Seeing those puppies bounce as she rides the cock would be awesome!

Play a game of I Spy.

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Katie Featherston I just can't get her out of my head. I've been on a Paranormal Activity viewing session three times now in one month. And I had a ***** about Katie last night. Nothing dirty. But I enjoyed the ***** even if it was a little weird...

See if you chop and change the titles a little. You get a porn title and a horror movie title. I Spit on Your Bell (as in Bell end). And Saved By the Grave.

Ah well that's all right then. As long as we hunt down some volunteers and not try it on ourselves as I originally thought you'd say :D Sure thing, bring on the vollies (volunteers) and let the kicking of the hairy beanbags commence.

Well we could argue that for hours. But no way are we putting it to the test.

They are better than a swift kick to the balls I'll give them that!

Hey Fucktard, I mean Sam. He just called you a Fucktard! you gonna let him get away with calling you a Fucktard, Fucktard?!

Mine would have; Katie Featherston's hair. Katie Featherston's eyes. Katie Featherston's smile. Katie Featherston's face. Katie Featherston's boobs. Katie Featherston's ass. Katie Featherston's legs. Katie Featherston's feet. This is my ideal woman physically :cool:

I guess there's country music fans on here then that are scared of Chuck's sheer awesomeness and intimidation factor.

Must be some claims if you posted the thing twice haha Shantal Monique would be awesome me thinks.

When I found out about the news on The Hagmeister over at IMDb. The first thing that came into my head was the Dallas theme. Same with this thread. I was never a fan of the show or The Hagster himself. But RIP old bean. Yet another fatality to the big C. When will this **** end. The sons of...

Re: Your ***** lesbian couple... ***** wise: Katie Featherston & Christina Hendricks. Jennifer Lawrence & Kate Beckinsale. Porn wise: Shantal Monique & Aria Giovanni.

Throw Billy or Bulk Logan. No competishun. Chuck Billy it is. *cue Chuck Billy style roar*

I tried it once earlier this year I think or was it last year. I made a thread about it on here haha. I lasted five days before my balls felt like they would explode if I didn't do something about it. Then when I was googling something I came across a picture of Sarah Michelle Gellar and I lost...

I'd say both the people "getting it on" in the movies (lucky bastards!) and those that make them. After all those that make them are making money.

Re: Who's tits do yo want to suck on? Kim Kardashian Kate Winslet Shantal Monique

Kim Kardashian is sex on legs. Her tits are awesome. She sucks cock like a pro (see the sex tape for more info). Brucie baby just sucks period. And no I am not a fan of either of them. But if I had to choose Kimmy poos would win my vote. Shes got more to offer me after all.

Personal thoughts on the whole parade thing.... I've got enough to worry about in my life without the need for time wasting events that serve no purpose other than to waste your time and cash if you spend any while at these events (punks selling lemonade or whatever). My time and money is better...

Did anyone notice on the show every time Crockett fired his handgun he only ever fired two shots or three shots. It was never any more that I noticed. Most would unload the clip when firing at baddies. Crockett must be a precision shot taker haha.

I masturbate every time I can't have sex with Katie Featherston... which would make it all the time then.

If you are going to shoot at them. Do it in style for God's sake man. Use two G36C's set on full auto (one in each hand) and stand ontop of a building they pass by. And fire down into the crowd of Parade activists below (those dressed up like dildos being towed on trailers) while laughing like...

What's a magnet?

I can honestly say that I have never seen the movie and I never will. I love the TV series though. My memories if it shall remain intact - un-***** by the modernization of the shows premise by todays movie makers. I made the mistake of viewing The A Team movie which blows donkeys for quarters...

WTF?! what have us poor honky's done to you? haha

Make mine a massive sex session with Katie Featherston and I'm in... maybe.

Watch your tongue, Heathen! How dare you make fun of the future ****** of my babies! :lovecoupl

Yeah I'd fuck Emma Stone. She's nice. But against Tara Reid in her prime she stands NO CHANCE!

Katie Featherston Jennifer Lawrence Katy Perry Shantal Monique The list could go on and on.

Then you vote right, my friend. Well done. Fuck those two Mick Jagger looking mofos on either side of Katherine.

You sir have obviously never come across Shantal Monique. Yes Monica is sex on legs. Most definitely. But Shantal is just as gorgeous.

At The Heart of Winter - Immortal G3YEZihj5TY

I've seen clips of Seinfeld and it just didn't do anything for me. TFPOBA on the other hand. Now it is appealing as a sitcom. I've watched all six seasons 9 times through so far.

Both have their redeeming qualities to them. Titanic has Kate Winslet. Gremlins has Gizmo. Although I would prefer to fuck Kate than Gizmo!.

If that were true then it would be a blessing in disguise. As it stands it's not. But yes I did lose music as well. But thankfully some of the rare stuff I had was already on my MP3 player. So I just copied it over to the new laptop when it arrived YAY!.

About four and a half terabites. Really I hear you say? no not really. I lost what I had when the old laptop said "fuck you, I'm off" and it's HDD packed in and wouldn't work anymore. BASTARD!.

****** Ted - Series 2 - Episode 4 - Old Grey Whistle Theft. I am listening to it as I type this. I've got the boxset of all three series (including the Xmas special).

I have to BUMP this thread as it's a kick arse video and needs to be seen by as many as possible. So bump bump bumpetty bump.

Yeah you ain't gay OP and Deuce Bigalo's pimp pal in Deuce Bigalo 2 wasn't gay either. Or so he kept claiming then at the end we find out he is haha. Not that there be anything wrong with it. Just don't live in denial.

Katie Featherston of course. Those titties of hers probably look amazing bouncing up and down BOING! BOING! BOING! as she rides the cock. I guess the closest we'll get to seeing them is in that swimsuit she wore in Paranormal Activity 2.

Megan Fox I'd take a blowjob from without thinking twice about it. But Salma Hayek is someone I'd love to fuck. And on multiple occasions as well.

"Now he knows that we know that he knows that we know" - Rick Doccumon - The Burbs.

Send your ****** over to me. I'll have a go at her after seeing that clip!.

Indeed. I want to see what she looks like.

Indeed. I want to see what she looks like.

He'll be ok though when he shoots himself. He's got fuck all in that head to blow out. All he'll do is pull the trigger and it will be a clean shot in the mouth and out the top of the head. No mess what so ever. He'll just bandage himself up and continue on with his ranting and raving like he's...

You know what this means don't you?. Axel Rose will be buying himself a strawberry flavoured shotgun the moment Twinkies go out of business. He lives for them. Just look at his guy for proof!.

Any clown that's stupid enough to stick their arm into a sewer to get it ripped off by a homicidal clown deserves all they get. Tim Curry kicks arse as Pennywise, They honestly couldn't have found a more suitable candidate for the role than Timmy.

If she is then I would jump her bones in a nano-second! and I wouldn't give a fucking flying fuck who knew I did it. I'd shout it out to the world, bitches. THAT is a beautiful woman indeed. I care not for the fact that she is old enough to be my granny. I'd shag her granny fanny anytime!