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Elsa Pataky

"I wanna live, I don't wanna die!" The late John Coffey

I'm not ugly. I'm speshul, my mummy told me so.

The CSA is the Condoms Suck Association. The group set up to boycott condoms being used in porn flicks.

Well if it's not then something has gone horribly horribly wrong. It's one thing to be argumentative but to just be an out right dildo is more than enough. I think it's time to quote someone I met online a short time ago on another message board "You are what you type" and it's so true.

The Last Man on Earth (Vincent Price). The only true adaption of I Am Legend to date. Yes it's not 100% close to the book. But it's a lot closer than The Omega Man (Heston) and I Am Legend (Smith) will ever be. Vinnie Price kicks ass!.

Why would anyone visit a porn site. They are full of pictures of women showing their naughty bits. It's disgusting!. Wait a minute!...

I'll give you three words describing why people **** them. TFC (Too Fucking Costly) you need a mortgage to buy a couple of drinks in the damn places. FUCK THAT ****!. It's cheaper to party at home. And ***** (if you like that sort of thing) is cheaper to buy elsewhere and bring it home than to...

LMFAO! This guy is cracking me up. Thanks for the laugh soon-to-be-******-person. You made my otherwise average existence a little more brighter. It's good to see there's still some bastards out there that's madder than myself. PS Give my regards to the ****** team when you get there. See ya!.

I am a homosexual for fancying a woman? WTF? what sort of space weed are you smoking. Keep it away from me!.

Gabrielle Union can sit on my cock any time she likes. And she's black. It's like Freddy Krueger said in Freddy vs Jason "How sweet, dark meat!" skin colour does not effect my own attraction to someone. Never has and it never will. Likewise for Vanessa Williams and Halle Berry. Both can keep...

Katie Featherston Aleksa Palladino (Wrong Turn 2).

With the whole package! :o

I think I'm in love! :drawheart:

Re: Biggest tits you wanna titfuck I wouldn't mind giving Katie Featherston's tits a go. Those puppies look great in that bikini in Paranormal Activity 2 in the pool scene :boobies: FUCK YEAH!.

Katie Featherston (Demon-Katie) from the Paranormal Activity series. She could slap me about any time.

Maggie Siff? I think I've just found another ***** babe to spank the monkey to!. I've never seen the show she's on. But she is beautiful so she is. Definitely would love to give her one.

Celebs (most of them being actresses) with one or two models as well thrown in for good measure. But mostly actresses from TV or movies.

Mick Jagger.

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I used to watch a Scottish late night show called VIDS it was brilliant. Funny and informative. They reviewed just about everything. Movies, video games, etc. From what I remember that is. Anyway in one episode they reviewed a Hentai DVD called Adventure Duo. It looked good I thought. But I...

I would like it if we could change our own titles. We can change the location text, so why not the title below our usernames. It would add a bit of fun to the boards even if it was for like five seconds.

Wrong Turn. Then it will be Wrong Turn 2 then Wrong Turn 3 and then Wrong Turn 4 and then finally The Chernobyl Diaries. I got them all today in Asda when I was shopping. The four Wrong Turns were in a boxset. I liked the first one. Cant remember anything about the second one. And I've never...

The Thing (2011) comes to mind for a movie of late. But in the past... fuck there's a challenge as I've seen about 32 trillion movies both good and bad. Some I can't even remember haha. A slight exaggeration in that amount. But only by about three or four in count.

Any film that has Tara Reid saying "I'll suck your cock for $1000" gets my vote!.

Middle. Middle and Middle. The middle one is the lovely and amazing Katherine McPhee. So she gets all my votes (well all the good votes). Chuck the other two in the nearest wheelie bin. Then set it on fire and boot it down the nearest hill and laugh like a mad bastard as it hurtles down the...

None of the above. Qatar will be the next super power. So start trembling bitches!.

Kristen is a honey so she is. I've liked her since I first saw her in The Messengers. I only realized it was Kristen that was in Panic Room when I saw her in Twilight haha. For some reason I never noticed it was her in Panic Room for a few years. She was younger in Panic Room though so that's...

All Petra will do is give us a picture of her wearing a boulder holder (not have them pop out or anything). Such a tease. It's not fair.

Fixed yet again. Both of you never post again.

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One word: Servesherright. And so it does. You enter into a contract it's in your own best interests to at least fulfill your end of the deal then never do it again if your not happy with the setup.

True Way or Jingle All The Lies?. I will vote for Jingle for two reasons. One is Rita Wilson I had a thing for her when this movie came out. Tom Hanks is a lucky bastard marrying her. The fucker that he is haha. That and Sinbad was funny as well most of the time.

Didn't she have a cameo role at the end of REC as the girl in the attic.

I think it was Sayid in Lost that said it best when it comes to a parents behavior when they've lost a ***. "You can't apply logic or reason to a parent" or words to that effect when he spoke of some woman that had lost her ***.

Mad Max no. Braveheart? FUCK YES!. That fucking piece of trash ***** and ruins my countries history all for a quick buck. Full of inaccuracies. Fuck that crap!.

And also Xtro 2 and Xtro 3.

I have only seen The Passion of the *** of Jehovah so my vote goes to that movie.

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs It looks like you spilled something on your boobies. Let me clean it up for you and spill something else on them while I'm at it.

1iHRAnIA2Yw If y'all feel like a bit of the 80s rock/metal then check this one out. It's in the vein of true 80s music. New School does Old School proud!.

I tried to read WWZ I got about a quarter of the way through it then gave up. I spent £17 on this book from Amazon (that includes P&P). I feel robbed. Brooks owes me money. If he doesn't pay up then may his tits get frostbite.

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Re: Big Booty Stars: Who is the ultimate ***** with ASS! Jessica Biel and Sofia Vergara have awesome asses. I have a thing for Jessica Alba's myself, I'd rim her til my tongue was *********.

Exactly. It's nice to see someone who isn't hyping this movie beyond what it is exactly. Thanks!.

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If you don't have an attention span the movies that use the sprinters are more fun :stir:

Bad enough they used the sprinters unlike the books antagonists for the most part. But then they make them act like a tidal wave of zombies over turning a bus YEAH RIGHT. Then we see them run up the piles of zombies that are against the wall as well. It just looks so fucking fake!. This should...

Silver Bullet.

Stand By Me. Quest For Fire.