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  1. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

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    Young guys got the game all wrong chasing older women

    All you guys who lick older girlz, you're all insecure nitwitz, got that? You all have peyronie's disease/syndrome and u all gots the oEdipus complex. Good Bye! :1orglaugh
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    Exclusive FreeOnes Interview with Jinxy Pie

    How cool! You have so many different looks, Jinxy, how do you do it? That was a great presentation, you're so sweet, cuddly and innocent! Are you always this good natured and well dispositioned, or is it simply show business? :P I'm willing to bank on the former. Thanks for making this happen...
  4. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

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    What's going on, sir Galactic? A bright sunny day over the rockies yet, or is it too early to...

    What's going on, sir Galactic? A bright sunny day over the rockies yet, or is it too early to tell? :wave2:
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    Worst US president of the last 50 years

    I selected Carter, btw, but I don't think that it's unreasonable for others to pick Obama as the worst. Really, when is the spending going to stop? Do you have the vaguest idea how much interest we'll be paying on this monumental debt? Listen, I know what Obama is doing, he's implanting as many...
  7. Facetious

    Post a random song lyric

    ¥ou Are My Only ********, I Guess I Made You Twice You Look Inside My Other He'll Give You Bad Advice I Will Tell You I'm OK But Deep Inside I'm Afraid I Don't ***** Holy Water I'm Not The *** Of Christ I Ain't No Black Messiah And I Don't Load My Dice You Can Tell Me You're All Right But Why...
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    Republican Hypocrisy

    Unlike the man you adore and defend time and time again, Barry Obama, who, when serving in the senate, voted along partisan lines (when he actually showed up :1orglaugh) more often than Jim Demint voted on the right side of issues... go fig'r :dunno:
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    This generation’s racists...

    Yep, and a nobel peace prize winner at that, man, did we ever dodge a bullet back in 2000. :1orglaugh
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    Warren Buffett Says "Tax the Rich More"

    It's no wonder how the venerable old Aw-shucks guy from Omaha gets away with making $350 million on average days, he placates the left with these bogus claims that he isn't being taxed enough... and they believe he's sincere, what a joke!
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    a shot across the bow -- but too late? Mr. Bernanke’s Warning.

    ''there's only so much the fed can do...'' :facepalm:
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    Is your life worth living?

    Adult Image Hosting life is great!
  13. Facetious

    words that should be ******?

    eclectic.... Oh, that sounds so sophisticated!
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    Republican Hypocrisy

    Re: Republican Hypocrisy Barack Obama hypocrisy: <- (notice how I didn't broad brush the entire democratic party?) :cool: Recently, potus obama said that it would be terrible and demagogic to close down the government, yet, back in 2006, when the national debt was 1/5 of what it is today...
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    Cars that repel women

    The Ford Aerostar too.... and wait, we can't forget Lee Iacoca's Reliant K-Cars... the disposable boxy pieces of junk they were. ___________________________________________________________________ Here's one... '74 AMC Matador ... pretty groovey, eh? :eeew: What kinds of ***** were the auto...
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    Cars that repel women

    1969 Plymouth Valiant gVeGgjNDhXY&feature=related] :1orglaugh
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    Federal official raid Gibson guitar factory

    ^ :facepalm: :yesyes: If there's a market for them, why shouldn't they produce a choice product? Land yourself a decent paying job and you might be able to afford yourself a nice SG or sumthin... or is that also wrong... how dare one man be paid more than another, for this is ******...
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    Federal official raid Gibson guitar factory

    http://www.nbcmontana.com/news/28994996/detail.html Anything to stimulate business :facepalm::rolleyes::facepalm:
  19. Facetious

    What Song Is Stuck in Your Head?

    'been snortin *******... drinkin *******
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    Why do pornstars retire?

    ^stds?...:uohs: oooo! that's rough! Is it really that bad out there? I think that people just settle down after a while, that and they probably want to experience what intimacy is all about... let's face it, porn isn't lovemaking. ;)
  21. Facetious

    Have you ever been caught wanking?

    I thought that couples sometimes go out of their way to get caught :dunno: ''. . . Oh. . hi, mr. bus driver'' as sally is taking you head on with her tartan mini pulled up, her panties pulled aside and her nice silky soft inner thighs spread across your midsection. Hey, this sounds like fun!
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    Former Orioles pitcher Mike Flanagan commits suicide aged 59

    ... But seriously, I'm thinking that money, or the lack thereof, was Mike's motivation if I may dare speculate. We may never know. :dunno: RIP
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    Have you ever been caught wanking?

    No, just I learned how the silent treatment is one of the most effective punishments, particularly when both parents apply the pressure. :o :D
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    Is Libya a victory for Obama?

    Great point, you can read the Constitution of the United States of America, the Bill of Rights and the Constitutions of the 50 individual states and nowhere can you find the word democracy. :cool:
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    Is Libya a victory for Obama?

    Re: Is Libya a victory for Obama? If Libya ends up becoming more democratic, good, I'm all for it, kudos to Obama for whatever role he played in ousting the colonel I guess (even if he did ******* the terms of the agreement he made with the Arab League and the UN :facepalm:), but we shouldn't...
  26. Facetious

    words that should be ******?

    nuther - as in, ''that's a whole 'nuther' topic'' etc. there's no such word as 'nuther', get over it! dig - as in the popular '70's expression, ''ya dig?'' Caucus or Caucuses - as in Iowa
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    words that should be ******?

    niggardly :nono: _____________________________ twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepickelsonionsonasesameseedbun! ...at Mcdonalds :nono:
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    words that should be ******?

    √ depends... √ like - gag me with a spoon √ ya know? - over and over during a conversation :hammer: :hairpull:
  29. Facetious

    New stimulus plan unveiled!

    Of course, right down the block a few hundred meters, I know the joint. I've never been there but they tell me it's nice, sure it works in America! :D
  30. Facetious

    Post a random song lyric

    ''... I went from Phoenix Arizona all the way to Tacoma, Philadelphia, Atlanta, LA, Northern California where the girls are warm so I can be with my sweeet baby, yea...''
  31. Facetious

    I'm New!

    :sing: ''Welcome to the show that never ends, come inside, cum inside!''
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    New stimulus plan unveiled!

    ^ Ha haaaa! our government is so out of control, it's a laughingstock! Somebody recently said that they're (they being our govt.) everywhere they don't need to be and nowhere to be found where they should be... there's a lot of truth to that if you think about it. I gave it right back to my...
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    Have you ever been caught wanking?

    Re: Have you ever been caught wanking? Never, but I got caught screwing ''Tootie'' one fine New Years morning... long story, but *** was pissed! I just blew it off, you see, I was the new big stud of the household while he was reduced to the ranks of an aging ******. Yep, I'd walk around the...
  34. Facetious

    I'm bored

    Adult Image Hosting You're welcome! :kiss: Don't worry, Ali, you're not alone! Oh, well, ***** tight, don't let the bed bugs bite! :D
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    Emergency!

    Shifts, acknowledge her! Just who do you think you are, her hubby? :hammer: :1orglaugh
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    Emergency!

    Cheer up, Mr., why the long face? :D yeah! :1orglaugh
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    Would a Malamute suffice your needs? :D I just googed "Malamute" and all sorts of cute puppy...

    Would a Malamute suffice your needs? :D I just googed "Malamute" and all sorts of cute puppy pics came up... now you have me thinking about getting a dog. :o
  38. Facetious

    Best U.S President Of The Last 50 Years

    What about Clinton's continuous proposals of renewing China's- ''most favored nation trade status'' or NAFTA/GATT, or those most highly secretive discs that went missing from Los Alamos Lab (during that staged ''control fire'' :rolleyes:) only to later show up behind a xerox copy machine...
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    Steve Jobs Resigns at Apple

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    Emergency!

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    New stimulus plan unveiled!

    but... but... it doesn't go far enough! We demand quarterly stimulus checks . . no, wait, monthly checks! :cussing: I **** gimmicks. :facepalm:
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    Should Muslim workers receive special privileges at their places of work?

    What about the muslim persuasion of being intolerant toward gays or the muslim persuasion to not observe basic human rights for women, should we accommodate them in these areas, i.e. refusing to work in the same building as a gay person etc.? ...and what if your dog should get loose and the...
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    Should Muslim workers receive special privileges at their places of work?

    Re: Should Muslim workers receive special privileges at their places of work? I was gonna say, no, it disrupts the efficiency of the assembly line with all of their prayer sessions, but since we no longer have assembly lines in this country... I still say NO! :1orglaugh
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    Best U.S President Of The Last 50 Years

    I remember when I was a ********** and for whatever reason, I asked my papa, a war veteran and MD who he thought was the best potus in his lifetime... he paused, took a few puffs off of his cigar and said, "Ford". ''Ford'', I said, ''what did he do that was so special?'' ***: ''nothing'' For...
  45. Facetious

    Worst US president of the last 50 years

    Not really... live outside of the tenement dwellings, get a decent job and start paying taxes one day...you'll see how outrageous and unsustainable amabo's expenditures are. What is a trillion dollars? :helpme: :facepalm:
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    Worst US president of the last 50 years

    Re: Worst US president of the last 50 years: Carter. This man was a disaster on so many levels, I don't know where to start...horribly flimsy foreign policy, skyrocketing interest rates, or signing the US Dept of Education into law. The so called dept of education has proven to be nothing...
  47. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    Hey, no ''Thick as a Brick'' today?!! :dunno: :D _________________________ -AgPinVreQc&ob=av2n
  48. Facetious

    Post a random song lyric

    Look into the future Look into my eyes and tell me everything's all right Tell me where we're going I'm so afraid 'cos I don't know what's going on with my life But it'll be all right tonight Will it be all right tonight? Are we doin' all right in old L.A. tonight? Sitting by the ocean Mapping...
  49. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

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    Obama Without a Teleprompter!

    :search: helps We're concerned with all aspects of the presidency. Oh, come down off your high ***** already, of course it matters, we're measuring his character, OK? So all great orators are worthy of becoming potus? :dunno: OK, he's a captive and charismatic speaker, I agree, but does he...
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