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  1. Facetious

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    ^ Really, what happens if you get thirsty during the night, tap water? :D _______________________________________________________ Oh, my turn? Bass Pale Ale.... just one...no need to catch a buzz here... tonight anyway. ;) That's a first from you of all people! :tongue:
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    How Bad Would Putin Kick Obama's Ass In A Dirty Street Fight?

    .No, not guy... a *** @ 1:20! One of his own people yet!!! :o I'd be pissed if I was the ****** of that young boy... all of the other **** got a face to face greeting with the president, but nooo, not the last *** of the bunch. How much more insulting could barry have been and for what, he only...
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    Female babysitter, 20, 'got ***** and had sex with 14-year-old she was looking after

    Re: Female babysitter, 20, 'got ***** and had sex with 14-year-old she was looking af Shirley you jest! :jester: This is ridiculous! When I was 20, my g/f was 15!! Um, well....A very mature 15 y/o I might add. So we lied about our ages... her mum and *** were told that I was 18 and my parents...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    ...........................................un.......................plugged ltc5EsuyBh4 Boston • Hitch a ride http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyDL96_4YNM
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    How Bad Would Putin Kick Obama's Ass In A Dirty Street Fight?

    Damn, at least look at everyone you shake hands with.... BARRY! ::nono: Where was this guy raised, in a ****? :facepalm: :1orglaugh
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    Barack Obama at 50 - interactive guide

    $38,000 a plate birthday boy bash I understand. ...so much for the little guy he supposedly represents. :facepalm: and you're a cliffhanger? :P
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    Marriage: Is It Obsolete?

    Taking this thread in a slightly different direction... Career types of employers generally prefer to hire those who are married over those who aren't... at least as far as men are concerned. .. it's true... discrimination. jus sayin
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    :sing: Are you ready for some football...? [IMG]Adult Image Hosting :D

    :sing: Are you ready for some football...? [IMG]Adult Image Hosting :D
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Pat Travers Band • Dedication PT • Hammerhead :cool:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Dokken • Into The :flame: Shooting Star • Summer :sunny:
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    Shell profits soar on high oil prices

    But... but, Rey! :dunno: Welcome to the world of Multinationalism and politics, why do you think politicians invest more money in their own campaigns than their govt salaries could ever pay them? Popularity-notoriety? They couldn't possibly be on the take, could they? :shy: :facepalm:
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    How Bad Would Putin Kick Obama's Ass In A Dirty Street Fight?

    Ohbama couldn't touch putin if he was clenching a 3 iron :1orglaugh .... besides... ...
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    Hope you're havin a :sunny: summer.... you'll be back in the fall perhaps? ;)

    Hope you're havin a :sunny: summer.... you'll be back in the fall perhaps? ;)
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    Female babysitter, 20, 'got ***** and had sex with 14-year-old she was looking after

    Re: Female babysitter, 20, 'got ***** and had sex with 14-year-old she was looking af Kudos to the daily mail for not letting this ''story'' pass! ...Tabloid news at its best! :nanner::D
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Post a random song lyric

    Hold your fire -- Keep it burning bright Hold the flame 'til the ***** ignites -- A spirit with a vision is a ***** with a mission I hear their passionate music Read the words that touch my heart I gaze at their feverish pictures The secrets that set them apart When I feel the powerful visions...
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    Putin: USA is 'parasite' on global economy

    To be fair, if you suddenly lost your job to a cheaper insourced or offshored alternative... and months and months ****** on and you couldn't find a job, you might find yourself living beyond your means too. The loss of employment opportunities is the problem, not so much the people themselves...
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    Why do men want to know the name of porn stars? 2 QUESTIONS HERE I NEED TO KNOW!

    2 questions here i need to know! Re: Why do men want to know the name of porn stars? Reference maybe?:dunno::rolleyes: Because they have a fan base just like your favorite music artists, silly... would you prefer we give them a numbers & letters identification similar to what's stamped on a...
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    US Debt Predictions for Aug. 2.

    Yep, he's definitely the ''short trader of argument''... always seeking and defending the lowest possible common denominator, that's for certain. :1orglaugh _________________________________________________________________ I can't stand the build up to these political dog and pony shows... all...
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    If you could turn one person into a porn star?

    Whitney Port Juice-y :1orglaugh
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    Al Pacino's ******** arrested for ******* driving

    Had she been snagged with a qp of blow and a loaded, fully auto ak47.... THAT would have been a story! :ak47: .. and let me guess... she's a student in the arts in nyc....Am I right? :facepalm:
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    Ever received a 2hr blow Job?

    Wait a minute, I thought that you cut out at the ten? what's this extra 5 minutes business? :clap:
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    Ever received a 2hr blow Job?

    Re: Ever received a 2hr blow Job? No, I'm usually deep into the main course by then... you see, her ******** time usually doesn't run longer than an hour... hence ''******** hour''. :D
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    Who is your favourite REDHEAD Pornstar!?!!

    Re: Who is your favourite REDHEAD Pornstar!?!! I don't know about P*'s, but there sure are a lot of hot ones walkin around here lately. :drool2: OK, I peeked at some of the replies... definitely Woodward (retired) :( <- Oh, don't mind her, she's an artificial.... pretty cute though, just the...
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    Queshun about rasizzem (racism)

    Many blacks continue to feel oppressed by society, therefore, ''Black Power'' gives them a sense of empowerment. .... why they belittle their fellow business successful black brothers with monikers such as ''Uncle Toms'', I'll never know. :dunno: Another thought... √ Why is the term...
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    I always appreciate the reps pal!

    I always appreciate the reps pal!
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What are you listening to right now?

    Yes, in fact. :hatsoff: I liked that grouping of Jeff, Vinnie & the prodigious one... they ripped! ... shredded even! :cool: i.e. Jeff Beck & band • Big Block
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Favourite lyric?

    Music holds the secret, To know it can make you whole It's not just a game of notes, It's the sound inside your soul The magic of the melody Runs through you like a stream The notes the play flow through your head Like a ***** Like a ***** Like a ***** I sing this song for the common man For...
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    The 80s music thread

    JxdYDF9p7K8 Rick Emmet definitely deserved a better following than he received over the years, I don't get it, the guy was A) the primary song writer, B) he was the lead vocalist C) played lead guitar in a three piece band... for how many years?!!
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Welcome to Squaw Valley Islamic Settlement...

    Yep, that's Guyana of Kool Aid fame alright. :facepalm: Come to think of it... Hey, titsrock, your politics aren't that much different than the late 'ol Jim Jones'! :1orglaugh
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    Welcome to Squaw Valley Islamic Settlement...

    These kinds of settlements or enclaves go against everything that is American, please, if we're not good enough for you, just hightail it back to where you came from! If anything, we need immigrants who are going to work and pay taxes, not a bunch of people who are going to isolate themselves...
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    If you went on a blind date, who would you most want to show up as your date?

    I don't want to go too gorgeous now, but Yvonne ''Strahotsky'' would be a nice match... she'd think so too. :cool:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    iwBMVg9L7Q0&feature=related Def Leppard 2o53oAjPcCM
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    erotic massage

    No, but there's a massage joint that's kinda kitty corner from my place, next to the check cashing/pre-payday loan (80%APR flakes) ****** store where there's a doorway that opens up to a loooong dark hallway, which leads to another doorway with a long dark hallway... at that point I chickened...
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    Got robbed by some skank...

    ^ You're referencing the Beasty Boys and you're only a youthful 22 y/o? That'd be like me referencing Lawrence Welk or something. :1orglaugh Good song though ;) :thumbsup: I always do because... you know.... they're tracking/watching us you know. :tinhat: :1orglaugh THEY ARE! Don't Laugh! If...
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    indian women are getting hotter

    Re: indian women are getting hotter Yes, yes they are.... unfortunately I'm too much of a blonde and blue lookin guy to look good with many of them. I **** my race ... :hammer: ... sometimes. :1orglaugh:cool:
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    Got robbed by some skank...

    Aren't they all these days ... that was not a question.:helpme: :1orglaugh
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    Got robbed by some skank...

    No worries. I did get to roll around in bed with her for some real quality time :nanner:... but still, I never would have detected a chick like her to steal my cash out of my wallet from my pants pocket as I lay in bed raw naked! Sheesh! she wasn't even skank material, no extra piercings, no...
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    Gaping Hole In Global Warming Alarmism

    Global warming is good as it allows the agricultural industry to operate at a faster pace, thus in turn, allowing foodstuffs to get to their respective marketplace more swiftly. The controlling of the masses isn't optional... the acceptance and/or non acceptance of religion is. :yesyes:
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    Apple in China, Steve Jobs pay attention!

    ...and before "w"... http://tech.mit.edu/V114/N27/china.27w.html :facepalm: :clap:
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    Apple in China, Steve Jobs pay attention!

    I wonder what KFC is like over there? :P
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    Obama Wants This For The Country

    I love Boardwalk, Park Place, the Railroads and an infinite number of get out of jail free cards! :nanner: :cool: :tongue:
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    Obama Wants This For The Country

    Why have so many of our private health care facilities gone bankrupt in this country? (with special emphasis on those institutions closest to the Mexico -> American border) Yea, and why did my full coverage Blue Cross medical insurance rates go from a ridiculously low $235/per 2 months (give...
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    Obama Wants This For The Country

    When 'w' was potus, wasn't he responsible for everything that did or didn't happen in the world? :cool:
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