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  1. Facetious

    Got robbed by some skank...

    This happened to me a couple of years ago from the confines of my very own bedroom! :facepalm: Lindsay is her name, I met her through a friend, she had a lovely olive toned complexion with wavy brown hair dangling down past her shoulders... everything was supposed to be cool... and it was...
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    ******* driving, traffic crime deportations way up

    This is an outrage! How dare that racist-anti latino øbama administration and his band of jack booted thugs break up the working immigrant families of our nation! ... they should be ashamed of themselves! I thought that we were living in a ''new age of civility''... apparently NOT! :flame::mad:
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    20% of American males are unemployed

    But... but .... we're not recovering, nor are we better off today than we were when bush was potus... as much as I regret to say. :o :rolleyes: I blame it on reckless Federal spending, a continuing out of control immigration non policy, the continued offshoring of meaningful middle class income...
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    Disabled person allegedly kicked out of Walmart...

    Would I take this person on in an arm wrestling challenge at the bar tonight? :eek: Would we see this person walking around in a leg brace at while in the confines of said person's home? :P Is somebody just seeking to make an easy buck here? .... kinda like those a-hoes who went around...
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    20% of American males are unemployed

    From Huffpost... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/08/1-in-5-working-age-americ_n_415984.html Inspiring leadership we have in this country.... with no end in sight! :facepalm:
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    Disabled person allegedly kicked out of Walmart...

    Wait'll you get a load of her!!!! continued Two things... I wonder who contacted the local media and for what specific purpose? 0-º :rolleyes: Why did Walmart officials apologize to this person?
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    Welcome to Squaw Valley Islamic Settlement...

    Adult Image Hosting I wonder if they have to comply with local building codes? :rolleyes: :facepalm: Seriously, would you want to have clannish people such as this next door to you?? Should you decide to answer, shut up about your politics and just answer the question honestly... would you...
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    GE moving X-Ray Unit to China

    ^ So true... we need jobs for a multiple number of reasons and they do this! :mad: There's no question in my mind that osamabama and his extravagantly wealthy corporate jet flying buddies are out to break this nation... but the regressive libs just keep on keepin on denying it. Really ...
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    US Debt Predictions for Aug. 2.

    BTW, Supadupa, How are the Germans holding up over there? ... about ready to go back to the Deutsche Mark I would imagine? ... :hammer: Greece ;)
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    US Debt Predictions for Aug. 2.

    In the meantime.... Stop Spending & Stop Printing! I just love all of these non tax paying mooches in society who sit on the sidelines cheering for the greater expansion of government as they sit at their desktop bolting down twinkys, bon-bons etc. while washing it all down with a 48oz. super...
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    Alex Trebek injured chasing cat burgular

    more Get well Alex, ya 'ol gutsy sunnavgun!
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    Religion of Peace

    OMG!!!! :eek: The statistically significant sample of ''1''!!! :eek: :angels: :1orglaugh
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    Post a random song lyric

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    Jefferey Immelt the jobs czar from hell.

    Tell us Never mind, this ain't about Feingold, it's about a doofus potus and all of his flaky operatives.
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    Jefferey Immelt the jobs czar from hell.

    If that wasn't enough.... Adult Image Hosting[ Image: AP Look at that ^ expression on the destroyer's face.... now do you know who he is? Really, it almost looks like Jeffery is being ******* into doing something he doesn't want to do while Osambama looks on smugly as he's thinking Ha...
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    Jefferey Immelt the jobs czar from hell.

    Jeffrey Immelt, the jobs czar from hell by Debra J. Saunders San Francisco Chronicle The New York Times reported last month that General Electric earned $14.2 billion in international profits, including, $5.1 billion in the United States. Yet GE did not pay a dime in federal income taxes...
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    Post a random song lyric

    ''It's the same kind of story That seems to come down from long ago Two friends having coffee together When something flies by their window It might be out on that lawn Which is wide, at least half of a playing field Because there's no explaining what your imagination Can make you see and feel...
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    Humanoids from the Deep

    Re: Humanoids from the Deep The first thing that came to mind after reading this thread title was '':cthulhu:''
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    Interesting: 9/11 footage from NYPD helicopter

    Oh, well, it was a nice clear sunny day to start with, we can decipher that much from the footage of whatever it was we were supposed to be watching. :1orglaugh How dare you say something so prohibitively verboten! You should be ashamed of yourself! :nono: :1orglaugh Sorry for the post...
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    Are you ready for some football?

    http://atlantapost.com/2011/07/26/the-resolution-of-the-nfl-lockout/ I was getting worried there after 130 plus days... how fucked up would the dismal fall season be without the pigskin? :nanner:
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    Interesting: 9/11 footage from NYPD helicopter

    Chilling! ... but where's the footage? :dunno: :tongue: ;) I like how in the OP video, one of the officers in the chopper says something to the effect of "they knocked the whole thing down!" :cupcake:
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    Norwegian ****** Attacks

    True or False... the maximum amount of time this psycho killer could spend in prison is 21 years?
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    The Official Gardening Thread

    Can it actually be too hot to grow corn? What is happening, are the leaves and husks drying out on you? Try throwing some clear plastic sheeting over the tops of some of these suckers ... try testing a greenhouse effect on one or two of 'em... see if you can get some condensation going and see...
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    The Official Gardening Thread

    I'm having a bit of trouble this year with my tomatoes, here's deal... Instead of getting nice round fruit with nice smooth skin with flavorful juices, I'm getting fruit that has vertical ridges with tough skin with somewhat pulpy insides ... they're almost like those tomatoes we're all used to...
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    Opt-out does not prevent tracking

    Just when you thought you were safe... Related Article Another related article from Stanford Law School
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    It's always sumthin! I know, I used to go out to the range on a whim, but these days... nope, I...

    It's always sumthin! I know, I used to go out to the range on a whim, but these days... nope, I always have to plan a day or two ahead of time it seems.
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    Religion of Peace

    Just the religious huh? What about the areligious/anti religious Lenin and Stalin, how many tens of millions of people associated with the Russian Orthodox Church did they slaughter wholesale? :cool:
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    Religion of Peace

    New or old testament... or both?
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    Religion of Peace

    In Islam, the church and the state are one together, this is a problem... Aren't liberals against this?!! :dunno: All I ever seem to see from liberals these days is the suggestion that everything is the fault of the christians.
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    Religion of Peace

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    Religion of Peace

    You! ... Yea you!! Leave 'em alone! :1orglaugh
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    Religion of Peace

    Dialectical/Socratic methods of argument much? :1orglaugh
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    Do you have an irrational fear?

    Somewhat irrational as only a select few number of spiders in this world could cause you harm. Rats carry infectious germs!;) That'd be Irrational alright. ;) I'm sure that we can all relate to pain in the form as described... very rational, sir. :hatsoff: Red stinging ants, rational...
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    Is it better to burn out or fade away..

    Fading away is a symptom of burning out, no? :dunno: Today it seems like everybody who is on the rise should be on the fall and vice versa... almost as if we're living in an orwellian alternate world!:eek:
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    Is it better to burn out or fade away..

    Decline is a choice, not a fate. Take America for example....:facepalm:
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    Oh, don't worry about the boy, Marge, he's reliable.... he'll be back... for another ****...

    Oh, don't worry about the boy, Marge, he's reliable.... he'll be back... for another ****! :hybrid:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    To Amy with love.... eb5S_-USqOs
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    White Girl Rappers and the "N-Word"

    Exactly, what happened to the good, clean and wholesome creativity of the '80's? ... Bristol Hotel by LL Kool J ''I know a fat girl, she wears a orange skirt You give her twenty dollars and you can do work She'll take food stamps and a traveller's cheque Because her hair and her face and her...
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    Why Do Some People Not Like Facials In Porn?

    THIS^ :yesyes: Re: Why Do Some People Not Like Facials In Porn? Meh, it's kind of a fad, besides, do you really want your hand on your johnson after all that work? ... not me!
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    Post your favorite music videos

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    What are you listening to right now?

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    White Girl Rappers and the "N-Word"

    Really? 12 -20 hrs. after she'd been fillin up at the bell you wood? :1orglaugh Phhhaaaart! :1orglaugh
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    DHS Video Depicts Terrorists as [Only] White Americans

    Middle eastern/ arabic perhaps, but East Indian, absolutely not! Why would anybody be weary of Indians for, they're amongst the best, most honest and most productive immigrants this nation has. Well, if you don't mind meeting half way, the DHS bureaucracy doesn't have any business depicting...
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    DHS Video Depicts Terrorists as [Only] White Americans

    Re: DHS Video Depicts Terrorists as [Only] White Americans They didn't go far enough... what about the crippled 86 y/o ladies that are often strip searched at our airports?!!! :mad: :rolleyes:
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    Barefoot or Heels?

    Both with the exception of the type of heels we're talking about, definitely open toed sandals in the 3 -5'' range work for me.... also open toed wedges in the 3-5'' range also look great, but when it comes time for beddy by time, I like her shoes off.
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    Norwegian ****** Attacks

    Re: Explosion hits government building Out of respect for the deceased and injured, I should have restrained myself from posting anything other than concern for the victims. We'll talk about it later when the time is appropriate and after more information becomes available.
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    Norwegian ****** Attacks

    Re: Explosion hits government building Who cares about the ethnic backgrounds of the assailant(s) in this instance? ... religious and/or politically motivated zealotry are to blame. Am I wrong?
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    Norwegian ****** Attacks

    Re: Explosion hits government building Although I have no problem with uly on a personal level, he seems to lack a sense of self preservation at times, it's kind of worrying to think that the indigenous are always to blame for everything that goes awry in society. Granted, nobody, or no nation...
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