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I have a few Asian ******** locked in my basement I can sell you.

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I don't. Ooooooh the drama.

Well, considering some of the things he purportedly stuck his penis in. A 700+ pound woman really wouldn't rank as one of his more exotic exploits.

....and who wouldn't. I'd love to fuck a woman to death. Stone. Cold. Fox!

That the Tunak Tunak Tun, guy?

"Thatty"

What? They don't use that as a term of endearment in your part of the world? :D

$3.87

Oh my gosh, the **** have wrecked the house .... quick! Get the camera! YOUTUBE BABY! YOUTUBE! The dispersion seems far too uniform for it to be genuine. Staged, I say.

Mine does that all the time.

England, dude. England. Oh, right. I'm supposed to be dead right now. *runs away*

It's true. I'll tell you, there's nothing quite like a morning stroll with the scent of freshly burnt blubber lingering in the air.

Midichlorians are far more plausible than a virgin birth... Just sayin' :D

The more pertinent question here is, would a robot fuck me? I'm guessing no.

Ah... sweet laughter. One of his most gracious gifts.

One does not simply "get" a life, *****. Life is a gift and what we do now, speaks volumes once we come before the almighty and seek penance for the evil that is mankind.

Decent isn't good enough. She will burn.

How much does the position pay? If and when I am elected moderationer, may I also extort donations from wide eyed n00bs?

Yep. Me and my church group will be outside again this year. Make sure you stop by to say hello.

Fuck you GSB.

How experienced? Details are important. I need to decide whether or not she's going to go on my: "they're going to burn in Hell for all eternity" list. 4.8 Million names so far.

Just **** yourself and get it over with.

The sooner they come to realise that they are strictly beholden to those of us who were he during the Golden era, the better. The plebeians shall not have their gruel until they are deemed worthy by the council of elders. That is all.

Well Diva, you are possibly the worst poster on the board. This faux moral outrage isn't going to change that fact in anyone's mind.

I am shocked and appalled.

I find Portishead rather uplifting actually.

Ah... the emasculation of the human spirit through social welfare programs. I love Libertarian theatre.

Ah ... journalism of the highest calibre I see. The Sun, yet again, goes above an beyond.

It definitely was a whole lot more fun back then. Although to think of why, I can't really come up with anything conclusive. A lot of the larger characters who kept much of the conversation feeling fresh and alive have fallen or ventured forth into pastures new which could be a reason I suppose...

Times they be a-changing as Barry Manilow once said. In the past couple of months I have found my true calling as an Randian Objectivist and Anti-Natalist and I just can't be seen to be around breeders any longer. You sicken me Dirk, you really do.

I'm allergic to whatever metal they use in what I've found to be the vast majority of belt buckles. So to have the addition of some lumbering hunk of crap attached to the area of irritation is really out of the question.

No one has jumped to your defence yet. I guess they all **** you as much as I do.

Nope

I happen to like the smell of unwashed ass, thank you very much!

Remember that guy who ********* Jeff Goldblum, fed him nothing but hallucinogens and then a month later left him in wandering in Times Square; anus gaping, stewing in his own **** and ****, confused, cold and completely oblivious to the month long ******* he'd experienced at my hands? Yeah ...

Yup

Re: Telepathy - I think this is important for science - please help telepathic Vink Fuck off.

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs (Sadie West)

I got so ***** once, I was in a **** for four days. True story. Not really.

Bitch stole my idea.

Some of the radical feminists I've come into contact with would call it **** even with the monetary transaction.

A Catholic would've just gotten a student to do it for him. This is why they're beating you Protestantism! The notion of "hands-free" was established in the Catholic church a long, long time ago. Catch up!

How can you avoid or predict an event that has already occurred? Now, the fourth world war on the other hand, that's going to be something sticking around for. Especially as the Chinese now have the backing of the Moon Jews. ****'s gonna get real, ***!

So much fail, it's glorious.

Next in the "Serious Question" series: 'Where did what in what Alisa what go?' Get on it assari....

Drive (2011)

Not really a bug, but here's as good a place as any to complain, right? Anyway, why is there no longer an option to minimise the 'Latest OCSM Activity' and 'What's going on?' sections at the bottom of the page? I demand this option to be placed back in, or I'll start cutting myself again.