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Piano or violin.

:1orglaugh That's brilliant.

Pfft! This isn't me pissy. If this was me pissy, you'd be able to taste is in the back of your throat. Like radiation poisoning. Well, now that you've put that question on a plate and poked at it with a fork without really eating it, I'll bite. There are parts that still experience...

Of course I enjoy it Dirk, of course I do! I enjoy pomp and ceremony, Dirk, in every instance and if the founders of International Bacon Day wanted it this way then by God, I as a man of principle will do my best to follow the commands they set down in stone by which all Baconists were to...

Actually I wrote that first. The top part is just a garnish to make the dish look pretty.

Have sex with a pig. Of course, by that I mean, wrap my penis in bacon and masturbate while it's being fried.

Me and that tub had some good times together. We lost her last year. Rust got at her... :******:

I don't find either of them particularly attractive. Meh...

It's hard to say. There has been, in a certain sense, a growth in the way the US and many western nations are able to recognise and terminate likely threats - which of course is to be expected. Those threats aren't going away however, with AQIM now coming to the forefront, overshadowing the...

Honour *******, brah...

Now all we need is for someone to add the caption: "Like a boss", and the internet with find itself some semblance of calm for however many microseconds it takes for a new meme to be born.

Sir, you are a gentleman and a saint.

I say you choose the latter option of the two. Then the former. Trying to do it the other way around would just complicate things.

Psssh... what a cock tease.

Hey! What a man and his raft do in the comfort of their own ... uh .... public alley, is none of our concern. This is just another example of the kind of Orwellian government intrusion we have come to expect under Otrauma. Gingrich 2012!

I might if I had the option open to me.

Nah, I'd probably just illegally download it.

Or the Columbian donkey. Yes. I choose that.

Only if I can be the Swiss cheese.

It's murican! Get it right dammit!

Who doesn't love a slice or two of anus cake...

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The rent is too damn high!

I have an uncle who is in his late 50s, early 60s who still lives with his almost 90 year old ******. :facepalm:

You need to start beating your **** Face, sounds like they haven't been brought up with enough discipline.

I'd fuck em' both... at the same time.

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I thought I saw John Updike on a bus once. Turns out it was just a cunt.

I make myself laugh sometimes.

Can't complain. :hatsoff:

So... how's life?

Yo mamma!

:1orglaugh Not sure why this made me laugh. But there you go. In any case, if you have Shelley Lubben on your side, you're automatically wrong no matter what the circumstances. So there.

:sips brandy and pulls on cigar: Hmm... quite.

Chopsticks? You damn dirty globalist imperialist pig dogs!!! :mad:

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... and thus, with that a subtle battle of wits begins in earnest that will take mankind to the brink of annihilation and back again.

Steve.

AFA Fuck those imposters.

I blame the Mexicans.

That's racist.

Jesus 2.0? Only time will tell...