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My anus enjoyed that tongue bath, Dirk. We should do this more often.

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Keep your pimp hand strong.

I did change it in the summer and people seemed displeased. Same goes with the "Assclown Comedian" tag. I'm nothing if not attentive to the needs of my audience. Momma loves you babies.

The Tree of Life (2011)

I genuinely had no idea there was an OCSM contest.... :dunno: I tend to just gloss over most of the sticky threads and attribute them to Petra moaning about something, again. Typical woman.

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Yeah.... Notice they still maintain the pixelation.

:D My work here is done.

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Do it ******!

Damn right! Imma fuckin' rawk star!

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1. South Park 2. Curb Your Enthusiasm Honourable mentions: Blackadder Arrested Development Fawlty Towers The Larry Sanders Show The Simpsons (seasons 2-10)

You say that as if it's a bad thing.

Yep I am. No, I'm actually not. Or am I?

Oh no you di'nt! Y'all need yo fuckin' head examined, ho! You callin' me the bigger, ho!? Well you dah, ho. Ho! That's right, ho! Go back ta ho school... You know what your problem is. You're just an anti-semite.

How does one account for this then Dirk: Huh? If anal play wasn't your intention, then you have a funny way of going about it. I don't know if it's because you've had one too many cocks draped across your forehead or what. But when you can't see past the duality of meaning that was at play...

Shun me, you slags!

Indeed. 'Tis a sad day for all concerned.

Bro, bro, bro.... you NEVER capitalise the "l".

Whatever language Noam Chomsky speaks. :rubbel:

He's sexy.

Whenever you see one. Brownshirts, each and every one of them. Alex Jones, knows wussup....

It's like when you **** on a dead *****. It feels weird at first, but then you soon realise that if it were alive you'd have absolutely no qualms about ******* on it then. Plus rotting ***** stinks so it deserves all it gets. Like vagina, I suppose. If it's busted, **** on it anyway.

Whoooooooooooo! SERIOUS QUESTIONS ARE BACK, BABY! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111shiftone111!!!!!!!!!

No "serious question"? WTF assari?

Scrotal secretions, corn flakes and coffee.

Jack "24" Bauer

Oh, assari, what happened to you? Has mainstream success finally gone to your head? This watered down attempt to appeal to the masses is incredibly unbecoming. Try harder.

I've always thought you'd make a good Athenian. You know because of your love of young boys...

All women are lesbians. It's the Feminist conspiracy the NWO doesn't want you to know about. Soon they'll start up separatist communes and just dyke out all over the place. MRA 4 Life! Represent!

Getting knocked out by black women, huh? Must be from Detroit.

I'd probably go back and watch my own conception. That'd be pretty hot.

Ah, so those people who give me the red rep are going to die soon. Excellent.

People who never learnt the common courtesy of eating quietly while they're out in public. The only solace I get whilst I'm around these individuals is imagining myself stabbing them repeatedly in the face with whatever piece of cutlery, if any at all, I'm holding at the time. Now, some may...

Midnight in Paris (2011)

He must pay in *****.

The real question here is, would I want to play this? And of course the answer to that is no, because if I did I'd have to be him and nobody wants that.