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  1. Bearded_Menace

    What are you listening to right now?

    92SaO6a4XB8 A Fuckin' Classic!
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    'The hardest decision I have ever made': Illinois governor abolishes death penalty

    Re: 'The hardest decision I have ever made': Illinois governor abolishes death penalt Well said. I can only guess as to how many innocent people have been executed up until now. There have been a hell of a lot of convictions overturned recently(Mostly black males used as a scapegoat) and I...
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    Czech Rep. vs. Hungary

    Everytime I see the words Czech. Republic, I think of Jane Darling. This reveals two things: A) I watch way too much porn and B) Czech Republic has some super hawt women.
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    NBA 10'/11' Thread.

    Woah, let's not get ahead of ourselves now. Do you really want Deacon Jones to come bustin' down your door?:1orglaugh It seems that Mr. Rose in Chicago has received the blessings of the basketball deity that is Micheal Jordan as far as the title of league MVP goes. With the Heat playing like...
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    Choose Your "Trophy Fucks"

    Re: Mainstream Actresses You'd FUCK The Living **** Out Of. Solid List! How could I have forgotten about the scrumptious Meagan Good?:drool2:
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    **** protests pigeon racing at Tyson's Nevada home

    ^^^Yes, Tyson does love his pigeons. One can even speculate that they were one of the main causes of him becoming a boxer. **** just needs to go the fuck away. They are overreacting to a lot of things that would normally pass by without a hitch.
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    PS3 embargo in Europe

    As an American, I think it is funny how we don't seem to give a **** about any of these complaints issued by these two companies.
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    Meet the real life Superheroes

    Is..Is this for real?
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    Why doesn't Ghetto Gaggers ever do creampies?

    Isn't it called Ghetto Gaggers for a reason? I would imagine they only deal with blowjobs.:dunno:
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    'The Greatest Rapper Of All Time Died On March 9th'

    Did anyone else see that outside the lines report on ESPN featuring Shaq talking about his relationship with Biggie and the night he died? Personally I think had Shaq been there, he would have been shot too.
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    Clash Of Titans: J LO or Kim Kardashian

    They like pancakes instead of apples?:dunno: Hell if I know, I am just guessing over here.
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    Clash Of Titans: J LO or Kim Kardashian

    So it can get fucked.....Just like the national deficit.
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    US during crack era compared to Mexico present day

    Speaking of Camden, N.J..... http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110307/us_yblog_thelookout/violent-crime-spikes-after-camden-halves-police-*****
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    Recommend your favorite Japanese pornstars with big boobs.

    Oh, I forgot about Rei Himekawa. She has nice natural boobs and is surprisingly stacked in the rump department too.
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    Hey Rolaid or Petra!

    Rolaid? :wtf: :1orglaugh :rofl2: You actually had triplets by Charlie Sheen? Sorry, I am a bit in the dark. If so, that guy is better than I thought.
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    Songs that invoke nostalgia?

    So here I am ruffling through my vast collection of music and as expected, nostalgia has stricken me after hearing a few songs I haven't heard in a long while. One such song is this one: S6WpvBHdk1c Yeah, that's right, Summertime by Will Smith. Say what you will, but this song always made it...
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    Has anyone fucked a stripper???

    Yes. Best lay of my life!
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    Pres. Carter's Legacy.......Tax Time

    Best one-liner of the week.:1orglaugh
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    ***** bacteria found on 72 percent of shopping carts

    Yeah, this is one of those things that you know exist out there that is hard to forget about once it has been implanted into you brain. If you think this is bad, try looking up the statistic that says that there is more ***** on a toothpick in a restaurant than there is in the urinal. Lets not...
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    NFL players have no right to demand more money

    Ummm, did you miss out on ole Broadway Joe Namath? Those guys are all paid by the government who has to spread out billions of dollars to millions of people. They are not some private multi-billion dollar corporation that has to spread out billions of dollars to thousands of people. I am not...
  21. Bearded_Menace

    BYU Player Suspended For Having Sex

    This is a stupid as fuck rule, but this guy grew up near B.Y.U. so he had to know what he was getting into when he signed with them. He should have just went to Kentucky. Calipari wouldn't have given a fuck. I read that whole article twice. There are some pretty weird rules you gotta abide by to...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Umm, U, the title was good film you watched.:facepalm: As for me, it would have to be Batman: Under the Red Hood.
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    clone any woman

    Screw that! Gimme Android 18 any day of the week!
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    Who in hell still thinks it's a good idea to go sailing off the East Coast of Africa?

    Re: Who in hell still thinks it's a good idea to go sailing off the East Coast of Afr Is the suicide rate there really that high? I have heard it referenced before in other posts as well.
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    Taco Bell Sells Horsemeat

    ^^^^^Del Taco's fish tacos trump them all!
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    Nastiest thing you've ever seen in a porn?

    :******: Sadly I went and googled that ****.
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    Popeyes or KFC

    Hmmm, gonna have to remember this when I visit KFC. I usually stay away from coleslaw because people have scared me away from it over the last couple of decades due to its constant shittyness.
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    Dealing With Hecklers ...

    I knew this was coming.:1orglaugh
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    Popeyes or KFC

    This is actually very true. I have found that the closer you are to New Orleans, the better Popeyes tastes. I went to a Popeyes in Phoenix once and left pissed off.
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    Popeyes or KFC

    *sigh* Poor British man. Being denied the wondrous taste of Popeyes chicken and biscuits with a side of red beans and rice. The world is totally unfair.:******: U my good man, Popeyes is a chicken restaurant much like KFC. It started in New Orleans in the 1970s and has slowly started to pop up...
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    Popeyes or KFC

    Basically it is a war between New Orleans style vs Kentucky style.
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    Rachel Starr ***ANAL***!!!

    Yeah, she did it quite a while ago. It has been about half a year now I think. Go check out her thread on this site. I am sure there are links somewhere in there.
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    What if we didn't have any bones?

    I am sure if we didn't have any bones we would have gone down a different path in terms of evolution. I am sure ****** Nature would have found some way to make it work. Come to think of it, I don't think Hutts have bones.:dunno:
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    So what do u think of the new Carmella Bing?

    Der she blows!:D
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    Shogun 2: Total War

    *salivates*:drool2:
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    Marvel vs. Capcom 3

    I have been playing the game for over a week now and It is pretty good. Well worth the 60 bucks in my opinion. Not as many characters as MvC 2, but I like the graphics and the way the spruced up the fighting system. Seems to flow a lot smoother to me. Sentinel is still a cheap bitch(Seriously...
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    Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus

    Guilty Gear was kick ass. The best one was Guilty Gear X2 of course.
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    Saudi man arrested for plot to blow up GWB

    W2C5wB-YzKA Aa-Ee-Oo KILLER TOFU!
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    Nastiest thing you've ever seen in a porn?

    :throwup: There are some sick fucks in this world....
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    Sweden or Norway

    Ummm, which country has the better metal bands? Tell me that, then I will cast my vote. P.S. Do all Swedes really look like Squizgar(I.E. Long flowing blond locks of hair)
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    Who is your favorite Viking?

    John Randle
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    Loyal Dog risks his own life on busy road to protect his dying four-legged friend

    Looks like we have a cat lover amongst us!:mad: Sic 'em L3ggy!
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    Pensioner's life saved by her love of pizza

    He's from the South, so I bet those were his exact words.:D
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    Loyal Dog risks his own life on busy road to protect his dying four-legged friend

    This is why dogs always win out over cats.
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    Boxers, briefs....commando??

    I voted boxers. Basically anything that allows the most freedom outside of going commando. I tried that once and damn near had a "There's Something About Mary" moment because I brought the zipper up way to fast.
  46. Bearded_Menace

    Ever met a *****' that turned out to be a prick? Someone you met that was cool?

    Yeah, that sounds like Kratos alright. Cool: James Hetfield:banger:Charles Barkley, Pat Morita(As long as you make any "Wax on Wax Off"references), Carlos Mencia, Robin Williams, Pauly Shore, Drew Brees, DMX and Dwight Howard. Prick(s): Micheal Jordan. I didn't meet him, but I witnessed him...
  47. Bearded_Menace

    YES! Bieber Shot & ******

    Seems like the Canadians on this board dislike Beiber just as much, or even more than the Americans.:dunno:
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    Is Obama really (born) American or Not?

    Ugh, this **** again?:facepalm: All of these birther people need to be **** out into the street and shot.
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