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  1. Bearded_Menace

    Mike Vick Lands his first endorsment deal since the Dog Fighting Fiasco

    http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Michael-Vick-lands-a-national-endorsement-deal?urn=nfl-312766&cp=66#comments Reading the comments from yahoo has had me rolling on the floor the entire morning. Any thoughts?
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    Whopper vs Big Mac

    Yes! That burger kicked ASS!!!!:bowdown:
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    Super Bowl Winner....Pick 'Em

    And here I was hoping for an unbiased response.:rolleyes: Lord have mercy on my naivety!:D
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    Whopper vs Big Mac

    :rofl2:
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    Super Bowl Winner....Pick 'Em

    Was it really necessary to start up a whole new thread on the finale to the 2010-2011 NFL season?
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    Doomsday Vault in Norway

    Nice. Saw this today on the History Channel. My only question is who gets keys to this vault and how is it decided upon?:dunno:
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    State of the Union

    :clap:
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    Whopper vs Big Mac

    Whopper. Just ate two of them and was not disappointed.
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    Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

    Okay cool. I can understand the bit about asking for free stuff(in particularly free cam shows) as I have dated a cam girl before. The ******* thing was just out of curiosity. I have had women ask me to do that to them during sex and I was a bit puzzled and hesitant to do so...at first. Just...
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    Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

    Okay I have two questions for you Ms. Spexy...or Ms. Ashleigh...or whichever one you prefer. First, do you ever regret starting up one of these "Ask me any question you want" threads? I imagine that you get a but load of ridiculous questions that people would otherwise lack the balls to ask you...
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    Woman hanged nephew's 'devil dog' from tree then burnt it after it chewed her Bible

    Re: Woman hanged nephew's 'devil dog' from tree then burnt it after it chewed her Bib Am I the only one who thought of the Marines when they first read the phrase "devil dog"? I bet StanScratch is happy that at least she isn't from Ohio.
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    Thank you for the rep. No I haven't read blade of the immortal, but i think i just found...

    Thank you for the rep. No I haven't read blade of the immortal, but i think i just found something to occupy my time for the next few days.
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    Does anyone know any methods for removing human semen from velour?

    Nope, you're fucked. You are gonna have to re-purchase the item in question.
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    Characters you love

    NOSFERATU ZODD!!! I doubt many people know who he is, but easily one of the worst guys you ever want to meet in a dark alley....or anywhere else for that matter. Damn, gonna take me a while to make a list. I have so many characters I love. My personal favorites are those that people love to ****.
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    GM's China sales pass US for first time in history

    :dito: Post of the week. Sadly, most of our people ain't gonna realize this **** until its too late. Detroit has been dying for a while, but I personally will stamp this as the official date of the death for that city.
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    What's the Worst Thing a Girl Can Call a Guy?

    Oh most definitely. I see a lot of them running around during the summer and fall smacking each other with foam rubber swords to try and get "experience points". I like comic books and **** too, but I have never resorted to LARPing or walking down the street dressed as wonder woman.
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    Jane Darling or Angel Dark

    Talk about a fucking unfair question. I guess I would have to go with Jane Darling.
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    Ultimate threesome: Asian edition

    Mimi Miyagi = :bowdown:
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    What's the Worst Thing a Guy Can Call a Girl?

    Exactly what I was thinking. Calling a white girl a cunt is like coating your nuts with honey and then dragging them through an ant hill. On the other hand, if you call a black girl a cunt, she will just look at you and scratch her head in confusion. Conversely, nothing pisses off a black chick...
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    Collection Of The Worst Tans On Earth

    Good question!
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    What's the Worst Thing a Guy Can Call a Girl?

    I am just patiently waiting for some of the females who post on this forum to chime in...... ................ ........any moment now ladies:D
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    Fitness Guru Jack Lalanne Dead At 96!

    Damn! I know he was 96, but it was still a bit unexpected really. I guess this is a sign for me to go and buy that juicer then.
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    Collection Of The Worst Tans On Earth

    Some of those cannot be real. Some of those people look quite freakish. You know, being part black doesn't help much when you are stopped by the police, but in the case of tanning, I couldn't be happier. I did laugh at a few of these, so mission accomplished U.
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    What's the Worst Thing a Guy Can Call a Girl?

    I picked "cunt" but it really depends on the woman and the situation.
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    Cow executed for seducing man for sex

    Who the hell is Slaback? Don' tell me Revamp went out and got himself some recruits?
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    What Are Your NFL Football Playoff Predictions?

    Damn, I wanted the Jets to win so bad. I haven't yet grown tired of hearing Rex Ryan's run his mouth and flinging out random bits of chewed food as he flaps his gums. Oh well....at least the Packers are in.:thumbsup:
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    Ultimate threesome: Asian edition

    JAV Girls: Nozomi Ichinohe and Maria Ozawa American: Lily Thai and Roxy Jezel
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    What Are Your NFL Football Playoff Predictions?

    Damn, a bit harsh aren't we old boy? A scrub? Seriously? The guy isn't really all that bad. Considering the grade of **** quarterbacks the Bears have had(I'm Looking at You Grossman!) this guy is a godsend. On another note....GO PACK GO!!!!!!
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    Thanks for the rep!

    Thanks for the rep!
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    All the GAME you need to know for getting laid. Shimmy's method (audioblog)

    Perhaps, but having money sure as hell doesn't hurt.
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    If you could have one superpower...

    Goku's Instant Transmission
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    Anyone ever watched Scared Straight program on MTV?

    Probably just adds shock value to the ****.
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    Average man can impregnate 33,000 Women

    I am gonna hop on board with this one. Some of the lists for the guy pornstars is friggin scary! Some of the guys in the industry today (Sean Micheals, Peter North, Mr. Marcus, Micheal Stefano, Lex Steele, and that Rocco asshole to name a few) have been in the industry since the late 80s/ early...
  34. Bearded_Menace

    Best Ass on an Asian girl?

    Dammit, I have been in this tread tons of times and I have yet to mention the fact that Mimi Miyagi had an awesome ass on her.
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    College students aren't learning anything

    This is true...well, sometimes. I know for a fact that the college teachers and professors where I attended my first two years of college had to meet a quota on the amount of students that ****** their class vs. the amount that failed. Lets just say that it was much better for the teacher if 90%...
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    Anne Hathaway as catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises - What do you think?

    I heard Jessica Biel also auditioned for the role. I can only imagine how that juicy arse would have looked in tight black spandex. Oh well, I'd still smash Anne Hathaway and lets not forget that Mr. Nolan does appear to know what he is doing. This is also his last Batman film, so he will...
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    Help smashing gf from behind

    DAYUM! That was...COLD BLOODED! :1orglaugh SMuXwdUS_Lc On another note, I never get tired of hearing the word "Smash" in reference to boning a chick.:D
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    Obama: $45B deals show China's rise can help US

    And I love that tasty looking chick in your avatar. Who is that?
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    Guys, what do you **** the most about masturbating?

    Well, I have already stated what I believe the worst part about masturbating is, so why not change it up a bit? To me, the best part about masturbating is that after you do it enough, your hands become much stronger. As a result, you develop a bone crushing handshake. So instead of trying to...
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    College students aren't learning anything

    Lets not forget the Alumni who can usually be found pulling the strings behind the scenes. This is especially true if you have a sports program that is any where near decent.
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    Physician: McDonald's McNuggets Only 50% Real Chicken

    :wtf:Ketchup!? Blasphemy!! Blasphemer!!!:ban:
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    As if Camden, N.J. wasn't Dangerous enough....

    Damn, That's fucked up U. :1orglaugh Even more fucked up is that I can't rep you for it right now. But neither are as fucked up as this^^^:1orglaugh Looks like it is time to invest in an H&K G3 my friend.
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    As if Camden, N.J. wasn't Dangerous enough....

    Oh okay. My mistake then Roshi. Got any dirty magazines for me?
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    As if Camden, N.J. wasn't Dangerous enough....

    Hmmmm, I get the sneaking suspicion that you are from Camden, NJ.:D
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    As if Camden, N.J. wasn't Dangerous enough....

    Reportedly they are gonna be laying off half the police ***** and one third of the cities fire fighters.:facepalm: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110118/ap_on_re_us/us_camden_layoffs#mwpphu-container Chaos anyone?
  46. Bearded_Menace

    How the King of Sweden enjoyed wild sex parties with strippers - and a lengthy affair

    Re: How the King of Sweden enjoyed wild sex parties with strippers - and a lengthy af Exactly!
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    Todays MLK Day

    Sad but true. Every year I learn something new about the man. Not only did he fight against racially inequality, but he also fought against poverty regardless of the man's skin color.
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    LOL. He actually had lap band surgery. My fault for mixing the two up. He actually dropped a good amount of weight. The fact that he is still fat as hell, however, is a testament to how fat he really was.
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Adios Peyton "I take it up the ass" Manning! Sayonara Bitch Boy Brady! J-E-T-S, JETS! JETS! JETS! Rex Ryan has devoured two elite qbs in a week! If he takes down Rapingburger, he might be due for another gastric bypass.:1orglaugh I am still believing in The Pack, however, to take it all. The...
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    Record $14 trillion-plus debt weighs on Congress

    We are DOOMED! _49iNqxOnH4 OH GOD! I gotta get out of here! Canada, Make room for the Bearded One!
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