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  1. Bearded_Menace

    Obama Awarded for Openness in Private

    :1orglaugh My thoughts exactly. Now that was a worthless sack of **** if I have ever seen one. Hoover too. And we can throw Millard Fillmore in their for good measure. Putting things in threes seems to add more dramatic effect. I can't even give the moniker of shittiest President to any...
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    Most Annoying (Current) Male Pornstar

    Seems like no one dislikes Mr. Sins. I actually think he is a good performer. He does his job and does it while keeping his fucking mouth shut.
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    This is one bold motherfucker...

    Yeah it is. A testament to how believable the reactions of the people were. Upon second thought, there is no way he is in South Central L.A. and didn't get his brains blown out.
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    This is one bold motherfucker...

    Or just plain crazy to do this in the name of comedy. Kudos to this guy and his enormous pair of balls!:hatsoff: PEvi73ApQEE
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    CFNM - What's the attraction?

    For those of you(like myself) who don't know what the acronym CFNM stands for and are to lazy to google it, it stands for Clothed Female Naked Male.
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    Italy reels in horror as Jersey Shore finally hits airwaves

    :1orglaugh ****** guy is a source of endless Italian jokes. 9JhuOicPFZY OZ94n9RTXhk YYP5oGyaU1w
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    Sophie Dee nose job

    This doesn't change a thing. I would still fuck the British accent out of her.
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    Thanks for the rep! You were among the last persons I expected to make those tags. Honestly, i...

    Thanks for the rep! You were among the last persons I expected to make those tags. Honestly, i thought it was Trident.
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    Census Results: New York 'White People' are the Minority now

    All hail the great Magneto! The savior who shall lead us to the promised land!:bowdown: Indeed it is! "Good nighty whitey" and "Dey took our jobs" are running neck and neck for second place. :1orglaugh
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    Isn't The World A Safer Place Without Bush?

    I have been watching porn for so long that it is hard to believe that this is how pussy is supposed to look. Thank god for razor blades and dousche bags.
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    Dying Detroit: Haunting photos highlight the decline of US's once-great Motor City

    Re: Dying Detroit: Haunting photos highlight the decline of US's once-great Motor Cit ****, if there is a Jill look a like up there, I may need to move.:D
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    who your favorite black pornstar

    She is cute, but for the love of god take it in the pussy already!:mad:
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    **** Raises ... Eyebrows

    They already suckered me in. If giving up eating ******* for a time means I have a remote chance to put my cock between those taa taas and bust my load on her face, then sign me up!:rubbel:
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    The best thing you've ever purchased for under $20

    I thought you hated Drew Brees.:dunno:
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    My cock is hard... what should I do?

    Cut it off and mail it to dirk.
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    I Knew Regular White Chicks Could Booty Shake Too!

    Now that is a piece of grade A plump white booty!:drool1:
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    ***** Life found in Meteorite

    I wish!:bowdown:
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    ***** Life found in Meteorite

    :rofl2: Oh ****! That was so fucked up U. Too bad I already repped you today. Who says British people have no humor.:1orglaugh
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    I Knew Regular White Chicks Could Booty Shake Too!

    I beg to differ meester. I personally love booty shaking. The only thing I **** about it is when a girl has absolutely no junk in her trunk to jiggle, but she is in a video shaking her pancake ass all over the place like she just got a seizure. To each his own as the saying goes.
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    Radio star DJ Megatron shot dead in New York

    I never heard of him either. The article says he was a rising hip hop star in New York. I have seen this type of thing in hip hop before in a few cities I have been in(New Orleans, Dallas, Phoenix to name a few). Usually the perpetrator turns out to be someone who was jealous of his success...
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    'Why is Israel apologising all the time' Sarah Palin on whistlestop tour of Jerusalem

    Re: 'Why is Israel apologising all the time' Sarah Palin on whistlestop tour of Jerus Probably still has difficulty finding Africa on a map though.
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    Filming new big nosed indian girl in my office right now

    Oh man, I have had so many laughs only being in this thread for 2 minutes. Yeah, I think Shimmy and Ike Stain probably take the most ***** out of anyone I have seen on this board. Even the mods let 'em have it every now and again.:D
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    Penis size world chart!

    :eek: Good lord! The average cock size in the Congo is 7.1 inches!? Well, living in America just keeps getting better. I am a friggin' ***** by this countries standards!:nanner:
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    Ralph Nader--It's time to eliminate college athletic scholarships

    Ndamukong Suh, NFL defensive rookie of the year, donated 2.6 million dollars back to his college. There, now you have heard of one.:D Personally, I would like to see the collegiate athletics system wiped up a bit, but lets be real. Everyone who has their hands in that pie knows that a tweak like...
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    Boy-Girl friendship : Is it possible ?

    It is possible, but it is hard. I have chick friends that I am close with and it is really cool for the most part. They give me a chick's perspective for a lot of things and it helped me to stay out of trouble with females I have courted. It gets difficult when they get comfortable enough with...
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    What pisses you off?

    Tell me about it! Yesterday I was behind this asshole in a Porsche who was going 45 miles per hour on the highway. I couldn't pass him either because of the horde of 18 wheelers whizzing by. Also, my exit was only a little ways away. It is so aggravating because in your mind you are thinking "I...
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Ricki White
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    Ignorance or Apathy?

    Ain't that the truth! How soon we forget what happened the last time the world was plunged into the dark ages. Just what we need, another 1000 year step back in the history of man.:facepalm:
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    STDiva

    ^^^Yeah! What he said! I like Hennessy, but STDiva sold me some bullshit that he tried to pass of as *******. Turns out it was just a big ass bag of chalk dust! Not only did I lose money and not get fucked up that night, I got arrested a week later when I reported his shenanigans to the Better...
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    Paris Hilton prosecutor arrested for buying *******

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    The curse of genius.

    :rofl2 Now I am going to have to go an look at VV's posting history.
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    Best sexual asset

    Guess that explains why he beat his wife.:dunno:
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    Best sexual asset

    He is, and one of the few men who can **** Superman. The man is about as perfect as a human can be, so I am willing to bet that he is hung like a ***** too.:1orglaugh As far as the subject matter goes, I find that wallet girth is probably the most potent factor when it comes to bedding a chick...
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    Dayton Police Lower Standards: 'F' Now a Passing Score For Recruits

    I actually happened to read this very recently. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110308/ap_on_re_us/us_military_diversity I think it is rather dumb really. People aren't ****** to join the military in this country barring some war on epic proportions. I think the appropriate thing to ask is why...
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    Anybody like Blues Music?

    92SaO6a4XB8 wVjdMLAMbM0 7gvVqjHeLR0 WxTWQD91b5c A few favs of mine.:bowdown:
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    Anybody like Blues Music?

    Regarding the blues I think there is only two answers one can give: Either you like it or you LOVE it. No one with a soul hates the blues. The notion that someone hates blues music is inconceivable to me. Blues is the foundation of almost all the music America has churned out in the last...
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    Best sexual asset

    Lex Luthor?
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    Nate Dogg Passes Away at 41

    My thoughts exactly. That song that TunnelOfLove posted with him and Warren G was one of my ********* favorites. Like another member here, I thought he had ****** on years ago.
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    Maria Ozawa, Sola Aoi, and Ai Sayama are alive

    I had a feeling someone was gonna create a thread like this.
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    What pisses you off?

    The hell?:wtf:
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    College Hoops Hero... 2011 Athlete Douchebag Asshole Lifetime Achievement Award

    Which means he'll be out in 18 months.:facepalm:
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    The Economic Elite Have Engineered an Extraordinary Coup, Threatening the Very Existe

    Re: The Economic Elite Have Engineered an Extraordinary Coup, Threatening the Very Ex Like a Neutron star!
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    'The hardest decision I have ever made': Illinois governor abolishes death penalty

    Re: 'The hardest decision I have ever made': Illinois governor abolishes death penalt :rofl2:
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    Massive 8.9-magnitude quake hits Japan

    Man, this feels surreal. It hasn't even hit me yet how bad things are. I think this is one of the ones that they have been waiting on. The one that would wreck untold havoc on that country. They have been biding their time since the Kobe earthquake in 95 for something like this. Even though they...
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    Who was your first pornstar?

    First pornstar I ever remember seeing in action was either Bianca Trump or Teri Weigel. First pornstar I knew by name was April Flowers.
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    Who Is The Greatest LIVING Music Legend?

    Agreed! I vote he takes Madonna's spot on this list.
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