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I've never seen a shopping cart so full. :yesyes:

Edit - parry316 beat me to it. :hatsoff: Oh well, it's the thought that counts. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=427548

What, you expect me to fap and drive at the same time? Sheesh! :wtf:

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Now tell me, which party is more insane? :1orglaugh

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Any ideas? http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Indians.htm

We're not here to judge you. :eeew:

If that lady was any more rigid, she'd break. :clap:

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Can someone please ID? http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=4729320&postcount=2213

No troublemakin' on that property, no sir. :nannerf2:

What are your favorite rock and/or metal instrumentals? I'll start off with three of mine by Metallica: (Anesthesia) Pulling Teeth - **** 'Em All :banger: The Call Of Ktulu - Ride The Lightning :banger: Orion - Master Of Puppets :banger: Suicide & Redemption - Death Magnetic :banger: What...

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... don't wait up. :facepalm:

:dunno: http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/I_Heart_The_Beach290.htm

"Where was the news when I pulled someone out of a burning car last year?" :dunno: :rofl:

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Vince is back! :cool: NitKBc56hjE

Hey, who is this in the Private Ad? http://www.clickthruserver.com/cgi-bin/banner/banner.cgi?204:14067 Looks a bit like Laura Lion, but I don't believe it's her. :hatsoff:

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Dustin Kaatz: Vote most likely to succeed! :thumbsup:

Mon Jul 19, 5:36 PM LOS ANGELES (AFP) - The world's foremost adult film company wants to offer Russian spy Anna Chapman a movie deal, because the sultry redhead is "the hottest spy we've seen in years," the company said in a letter Monday. "Though she wasn't very successful as a spy, we think...

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I can't wait to 'entertain' and 'enjoy the views'... :D

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A rancher in Fort Hood, Texas, southwest of Fort Worth, found a strange-looking ****** in his ****. The hairless (or nearly hairless) ***** was shot by an ****** control officer who described it as "ugly, real ugly." From there, things just get stranger. 'Ugly *****' Found in Texas: Another...

Schwing! :1orglaugh http://board.freeones.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=121560&stc=1&d=1279286318

Don't say I never buy you ladies anything. :kiss:

D-. Lovely penmanship though.

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At least until I've had a piece. :wave2:

You know it! :nannerf1:

'Heads up'. ;)

:rofl: :hatsoff:

However, 'Fag End' is a new one for me. :confused:

I mean really, these people are the salt of the earth ... :(

In discreet packaging of course. :rolleyes:

There's a two ***** minimum. :cool:

Will you stay for a *****?

... that fence ain't gonna paint itself. :tongue:

Wheatley only managed a semi! :wtf:

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Guess which one's the wife? :hatsoff:

Does anyone else find the board very slow lately, or is it just me? :(

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