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  1. Shifty

    Don't Follow Too Closely

    ... or else. :D
  2. Shifty

    Whimsy's New Do

    ... looks like a million bucks and he knows it. ;)
  3. Shifty

    For The Lovers Of Fake Breasts

    Does she rate near the top or the bottom of your scale? :dunno:
  4. Shifty

    Cake Walk For A Seasoned Pro

    Bitches, I fucking own you all! Just like in real life! :facepalm:
  5. Shifty

    OMG! Mr. Jame Gumb Parolled!

    Breaking News! Buffalo Bill has been spotted in Virginia! Also, this just in: lazy burger king line lady has gone missing! :eek:
  6. Shifty

    No Narcissism Here, No Sir

    2 Handicapped Spots + 1 Pedestrian Walkway = Fuck You All :thefinger:
  7. Shifty

    [SOLVED] Wow, Who Is This?

    http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Tight283.htm
  8. Shifty

    Male Modeling

    It's a lot harder than most people think. :dunno:
  9. Shifty

    Alisa The Library Called

    Your book has arrived. The said to cum any time. :)
  10. Shifty

    Log Book

    :facepalm:
  11. Shifty

    The Refined Gentleman: Volume 1

    Drawing attention to one's self. :cool:
  12. Shifty

    Female Tanners Beware

    :yesyes:
  13. Shifty

    Oh, I'm Gettin' One Of These ...

    Practice makes perfect!?! :dunno:
  14. Shifty

    Aimee Mann Gets Owned

    :rofl:
  15. Shifty

    Yeah ... It's Wedged Right In There!

    ... hmm, what to do? :cool:
  16. Shifty

    Sooo Lazy ...

    :*****:
  17. Shifty

    Notice

    No blowjobs. No cellular phones ... No ..
  18. Shifty

    Yeah, That's Her Alright

    :facepalm:
  19. Shifty

    Can You Spot Him?

    Dirk is hiding somewhere in this picture.
  20. Shifty

    You Must Obey This Sign

    At least the part you understand. :nono:
  21. Shifty

    Pam Gets Owned

    :glugglug:
  22. Shifty

    One Word

    "Speedo"
  23. Shifty

    Two Words

    "The Cook" :1orglaugh
  24. Shifty

    More Twilight 'Humor'

    I like this one because it blows a huge hole in the entire premise of the series.
  25. Shifty

    Rough Game!

    It's a good thing the glass is here to protect us, eh !?! :facepalm:
  26. Shifty

    Here's One For All You "Gamers"

    True Joystick Flight Action! :rubbel: ... and beware, this product also presents a '******* hazard'! :blowjob:
  27. Shifty

    Busenbust Doing Field Research

    Lovely. And when did you get these? A few years ago. I see. And how much do they weigh? I'm not really sure, but they're really heavy. Ok, ok. Umm ... I think I'd like to take you back to my place to try them out. Would that be a problem? Not at all sir ... :nanner:
  28. Shifty

    Here's One for SpexyAshleigh

    The lady loves her bacon! :D
  29. Shifty

    Beautiful Asian w/ Massive Boobs

    She shouldn't take long to ID! :glugglug: http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/One_Is_Bigger.htm
  30. Shifty

    My Latest Facebook Update

    :o :facepalm:
  31. Shifty

    Cross Your Legs Fellas

    ... and to you ladies who find themselves in this situation, in the words of the legendary Sgt. Barnes: Take the Pain!!! :shock:
  32. Shifty

    I'll Be Back Soon

    ... got some shopping to do. :o :nannerf1:
  33. Shifty

    vodkazvictim Entertaining

    :rofl2: Sorry, pic is too big and I'm too lazy to crop it. http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/My_Kinda_Party.htm
  34. Shifty

    Bothered By Pirates, Ninjas or Zombies?

    Then track the fuckers down and **** them! :violent:
  35. Shifty

    Check Out My New Tattoo

    Ain't it sweet? I'm especially proud of the stink swirls around the ****.
  36. Shifty

    Not Even Vince Could Sell This

    :facepalm:
  37. Shifty

    What Is This Woman Doing?

    :confused: :rofl2: nAC57oP8dpo
  38. Shifty

    Foot In Mouth

    :facepalm:
  39. Shifty

    Thank You Oscar Meyer

    That's a damn good hot dog. :rubbel:
  40. Shifty

    Alisa ... Is This Better?

    Let me know if you'd still like to be held. :elaugh:
  41. Shifty

    A Truckload Of Hotness

    :pukey:
  42. Shifty

    BlueBalls Is Such A Tease

    :rubbel:
  43. Shifty

    Everyone, Our Systems Have Arrived!

    I'll be shipping one to each of you today (Rush)! :hatsoff:
  44. Shifty

    So Crazy It Just Might Work

    :facepalm:
  45. Shifty

    Have You Found A Solution Yet?

    :facepalm:
  46. Shifty

    North Korea Soccer Coach Fears For His Life

    First, they were made to listen to a public airing of their faults. Then they had to turn around en masse and do the same thing to their disgraced coach, who may not be long for this world. :( Story
  47. Shifty

    Watch that Video: Good For A Laugh!

    Hey, Does anyone ever browse the thread topics in the Watch that Video board? I do from time to time and LMAO. The topics certainly illustrate the intensity of the libido. :1orglaugh Here's a snippet from just the first page of the board: - Blowjob with saliva throw up (not ****) - Girl...
  48. Shifty

    I Can See Uranus From Up Here!

    :surprise:
  49. Shifty

    "Just The Two Of Us ..."

    "... Hubby's gone to the shooting range. The idiot won't be home for hours!" :uohs:
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