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  1. Shifty

    Printer Not Able To Cast!

    :eek:
  2. Shifty

    Mmm ...

    ... I thought ******* is better served hot, but what do I know? :yummie:
  3. Shifty

    A Reminder To Our Female Members

    Courtesy of your friend Shifty. :cool:
  4. Shifty

    We'll Be There Between 1 and 5

    Oh boy, can't wait! :D
  5. Shifty

    Umm ... Did Mr. Garrison Design This?

    :dunno:
  6. Shifty

    Apparently This Woman Caught A Big Fish

    ... I hadn't noticed. :dunno:
  7. Shifty

    Today I Saw ...

    ... some guy wearing a Speedo at the water park. :facepalm: He was strutting around like he owned the place. At one point, he proceeded to sit down on a black metal bench in 30C+ degree heat. As he did so, he cupped his junk in one hand and held on for about two minutes - heat shield...
  8. Shifty

    'Scuse Me, I Have To Take This

    Ya, who dis?
  9. Shifty

    Worth The Drive To The Country

    :yummie:
  10. Shifty

    Open For Business

    Door Closed? Sell Bananas. :*****: Door Open? Take Bananas! :pimpdaddy:
  11. Shifty

    Oh, No Problem

    Honest mistake! :boobies:
  12. Shifty

    Introducing ...

    The brand new 2010 Datsun - Audi - Mercedes Benz luxury SUV! :cool:
  13. Shifty

    Who's Next?

    :thumbsup:
  14. Shifty

    Motivation

    He has it. :uohs:
  15. Shifty

    Epic

    That's really all I can say about this photo. I LMAO every time I see it, for so many reasons. Assuming it's not shopped: Firstly, what the hell were these guys up to? What exploded? How did 'running man' catch on fire? How did 'running man' get so far away from the blaze seemingly at the...
  16. Shifty

    Lies!

    Have you ever flat out lied to someone to impress them? Of so, what did you say? :clap:
  17. Shifty

    Noo! Go? Noo! Go?

    "Nooooo! Oh." :o
  18. Shifty

    C'mon. Don't They All?

    :cool:
  19. Shifty

    Into Big Breasts?

    Well this lady has four! :eek:
  20. Shifty

    Roger That

    There's a nice little patch of land down there. I'm bringin' er in... :eek:
  21. Shifty

    Excuse My Manners

    "... but I'm just gonna go ahead and start eatin' before this **** gets cold." :wtf:
  22. Shifty

    Futility: Defined

    Yeah, keep trying ass hats. :facepalm:
  23. Shifty

    She Doesn't Understand Riots

    "Hah! Lookit these maniacs laying the smack down! Bwahahahahaha! I love you fuckin' guys !!!" :facepalm: :1orglaugh
  24. Shifty

    The Coolest Guy Ever Ever

    :cool:
  25. Shifty

    Have You Ever Gotten Aroused Playing A Console?

    :rubbel: :o
  26. Shifty

    Learned!

    Watch these good-for-nothing ass hats get what's coming to them! The guy that stands up to them and then calls them out has balls of steel (and a set of nunchucks). :thumbsup: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=97a_1281286527
  27. Shifty

    Got A New Paint Shaker Today

    Traded it straight up. He even delivered it to my place. :)
  28. Shifty

    What A Wonderful World ...

    :facepalm:
  29. Shifty

    Who Knew He Had His Own Business?

    :dunno:
  30. Shifty

    ******: Blue Balls' ********** On "Pants"

    Yes, I know we're all impressed on a regular basis with BB's "diction", "insight" and "creativity". After all, he wins POTW each week, does he not? Well, I thought I'd provide you all with a true sample of this person's work. This is an essay BB composed recently up at the group home. It...
  31. Shifty

    The Sudden Urge To Go Swimming

    Do you have it? :confused:
  32. Shifty

    This Guy Would Kick Your Ass!

    ... or do something to it. :nannerf1:
  33. Shifty

    I've Heard It Uttered ...

    ... but never seen it on a sign. :confused:
  34. Shifty

    For The Portly Connoisseur

    Today's special is a tub of egg noodles ********* in Hoisin sauce. :yummie:
  35. Shifty

    Baskin Robbins' New Flavor

    They simply cannot keep up with demand! :eek:
  36. Shifty

    A Little Help

    I'm short six pence and yeah you guessed it ... :blowjob:
  37. Shifty

    Personality Tests

    Hey, has anyone on the board ever taken a personality test? :dunno:
  38. Shifty

    Oh Yeah, This One's A Keeper ...

    Fair, Reasonable Parenting Top Notch Spelling & Grammar Skills Twilight Fan :facepalm:
  39. Shifty

    I'm Going To The Matinee

    ... should be online later. :o :rubbel:
  40. Shifty

    Best Answer Chosen By Asker

    :facepalm: :facepalm:
  41. Shifty

    This Is Just Plain Wrong

    How could this one slip by the DMV? :facepalm:
  42. Shifty

    Successful ... But Lonely

    40 years of tennis experience and Sally still can't get a date. :dunno: :bawling:
  43. Shifty

    Controlled Crosswalk

    8"+ only. The rest of you tiny dicks can wait! :nono:
  44. Shifty

    Priorities

    Ya gotta go, ya gotta go. :dunno:
  45. Shifty

    One Bad Mofo

    :facepalm:
  46. Shifty

    Hello, You've Reached Mrtrebus

    ... why the F**k are you people bothering me while I'm on vacation goddamit !?! :mad:
  47. Shifty

    Tell Me My ***

    > What are the ingredients in your secret recipe? :angel: > Fucked if I know Jeebus! :dunno:
  48. Shifty

    Lovely Beach, Tight Bikini & A Nice Tan

    :hit: :hatsoff:
  49. Shifty

    Cardiovascular Disease

    Meh. What me worry? :dunno:
  50. Shifty

    Let's Rock!

    :banger: :dunno:
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