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Something tells me that Monday's headlines will say something about a man who exploded due to lack of pressure in the atmosphere during a stupid jump. Either that or something about the jackass who exploded when he broke the sound barrier without an aircraft. Story

Whoops! I guess he'll be more careful the next time he launches an advertising campaign that features his social security number. Story

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Is it just me, or is this just ridiculous? :dunno:

Do you consume any kind of energy drinks? Which one(s)? I'm just going through a Rockstar, and I thought I would see if I was the only one who was consciously destroying his liver one gulp at a time.

:cussing: This is fucking bullshit! Here we are, paying more than twice what we paid last year to get gas, and these bastards are making record profits yet again. That's totally unfair that we should have to pay so much while these greedy fucks watch us struggle. Supply and demand my ass. I...

The 2 fastest Warner Brothers cartoon characters are the roadrunner and Speedy Gonzalez. If there was a race between them, which do you think would win? I say Speedy Gonzalez.:D

It's obvious this bastard beats off every night when he hears about the declining US economy and the rising unemployment and prices. :ban: Story

I found this page that spews out a code that you can use to keep your e-mail address relatively safe from spammers. I'm not sure if it works or not, but it's worth a try. Mailhide

Yet more proof of the inherent flaws in the American justice system.

Almost 50 years after the assassination of JFK, and after decades of uncertainty as to the real culprit, the CIA has finally admitted to a cover up... April Fools!:1orglaugh You looked!:rofl:

A Texas woman who said she was ****** to remove a nipple ring with pliers in order to board an airplane called Thursday for an apology by federal security agents and a civil rights investigation. ADVERTISEMENT "I wouldn't wish this experience upon anyone," Mandi Hamlin said at a news...

Camilla has nightmare trip to the West Indies. The atrocities the poor woman had to endure! Living on board a 2,000 ton private yacht that you don't even have to pay for, while touring around the Caribbean, and being catered to 24/7. Imagine that! And I thought I had it bad. Life must be rough...

WASHINGTON - President Bush said Friday that "it's clear our economy has slowed" and tried to reassure an anxious public that the long-term outlook is good. "I know this is a difficult time for our economy," he said. "But we recognized the problem early and we provided the economy with a...

In today's society there are many things which are becoming everyday occurrences which would have been unheard of as recently as 10 years ago. Mass ****** suicides, ****** cruelty, and ********** are among some of the things that I would rarely ever hear anything of back then, but seem to come...

As a part-time geek, I must say that this is terrible news. Co-creator of Dungeons & Dragons dies

A gunman wearing a jacket and tie wordlessly and randomly opened fire inside a Wendy's during the lunchtime rush Monday, ******* a firefighter who'd gone back to fetch a missing meal toy for his ***** and wounding five others. He then turned the *** on himself...

I was reading a thread on the best guitar solo, and someone brought up the best bass solo. Any nominations? Haitian Fight Song - Charles Mingus :bowdown:

I would like some opinions on how to get to ***** fairly quickly if you have an irregular ***** pattern. In my case I have a job which makes me keep a really awkward ***** "pattern" if you can call it that at all. For several years I've been able to deal with it fine, but for the past few months...

So I was sitting here, reflecting on life (i.e. :rubbel: ), when I thought about the platform high heels that strippers wear, and I started to wonder what the reason behind them is. What's so hot about a woman wearing a pair of shoes that are gonna make her look 6-8 inches taller than she is? I...

Is there a reason why I can't see 90% of the links in posts? I almost always get sites that say that access is forbidden on that server. I even posted a link for a girl that I'm trying to find out if she goes by any other name, but when I click on the link that I posted it just says that I don't...