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Cold War part deux is in sight. Joy. Story

I thought this was pretty interesting. I always figured their ********* all had the same use. Story

I don't think he's quite worthy of the Round Table, unless, of course, we're talking about pizza... Story

Talk about a bittersweet story! Story

This should be interesting to keep track of as it unfolds. Story

A ha! All this time I knew I wasn't full of ****! Story

I don't really have any smart ass remarks to make for this one. Story

So much for free press during the Olympics... Story

If Henry could do it, that means that there's still hope for DvC! Hang in there, buddy. You'll get your your chance! :thumbsup: Story

Ah, looks like the people of Detroit sure picked a real winner! :thumbsup: Story

Subtle Butt: disposable gas neutralizers

This is just stupid. Since when can people manipulate the weather? Maybe they'd have a better chance if they sacrificed a chicken to the rain god. :dunno: Story

This story made me sick. I can't believe that there are people who would do this to their own *****! The ****** definitely deserves to suffer cruel and unusual punishment. Story

I'm calling bullshit on this one. When I started working at Sam's Club, the only training video that we were showed was one on how poor Wal-Mart sacrificed so much for its employees because it had to fight off the evil unions. Basically, we were ordered to rat out anyone who even mentioned the...

Holy ****! :eek: And I thought my cat was fat, at a meager 18 pounds! :eek: Story

Any idea who this girl is? They list her name as Paloma, but I've never found here anywhere else under that name. :helpme:

As if things weren't already fucked up enough over there, now they get the one things that they whole country can agree on. Poor Iraqis. Story

:1orglaugh If only they knew that we've been harboring Dr. Death right here on Freeones... Story

Oil drops, market gains. Oil skyrockets, market plummets. Genius! What a concept! :thumbsup: :rolleyes: Let's just hope that the trend continues. Story

Isn't it great how the price of oil drops, but the price of gas doesn't? Story

This is a case of reverse-elderly *****. Story

I'm sorry, but how did it get there? It was confiscated? Right, I see... Story

I'm surprised this kind of news isn't reported more often in Japan. I value hard work, but they take it to a ridiculous extreme. Maybe they should make laws to prevent this kind of work-related "accident" from happening. Story

Here's a charming little story that I thought would brighten everyone's day. Cheers! Story

Ah, yes, what better way to celebrate America than to feature a hot-dog-eating contest? :rolleyes: No wonder we're a nation of fat slobs. :( Story

This is just too bizarre. What's it gonna tell the *** when the *** asks how he was born? "Well, you see ***, your "*****"'s a freak and it turns out that he's actually your mommy, even though he's still a man." Story

Sounds like a good idea. I'll have to check this one out. Story

So I found this list of famous fictitious cars, and I thought I'd see which ones the members favored. Some great cars aren't mentioned, like the Mystery Machine and the Ecto-1, but it's a pretty good list. Which one is your favorite?

I wonder how long it'll take until the North Pole stops freezing altogether? Story

One of my coworkers went out there and worked the sound in one of the tents. He told me about this, but I had no idea that it had been anything of this magnitude. I wonder... Have the words "Whoops! I fucked up!" ****** through this man's thoughts lately? Story

I don't think I'm ready to believe that Kim Jong-Il is stopping North Korea's nuclear arms program just like that. I think that he'll just get what he can't produce from Iran. Story

I think I'll renounce both my American and my Mexican citizenships and go become a naturalized Forvikian. Why not? Hell, I don't have anything to lose, right? Story

This guy must have flown at least 30 feet in the air! Nice landing. Flying gymnast

Good! Let Ahmadinefuck see that they aren't all bark and no bite. Story

What are some of the best plot twists you've seen in movies? Here's what Yahoo! Movies has to say on the topic.

What's with sickos and polygamists lately? They've both been quite popular in the past few months. Story

I'm glad the Marines are doing something to punish those fucking **** stains. I think they should just throw them off a cliff. Story

This is adding insult to injury! First, they strip it of its planethood, now they change its name? For fuck's sake, leave it be! Story

I saw this article on Yahoo! and I thought it would be a good thing to share with everyone. People usually get too little ***** and never realize the consequences that it can have. As someone who works a job that has no set length of workdays, work hours, or number of jobs in a given week I am...

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I wonder how many graduates of that school have gone on to become members of Freeones? :rolleyes: Link

I wonder how much "surveillance" they're gonna do without a warrant, i.e. invasion of privacy... Link

This happened just up the road from where I live. It was all over the radio this morning. I'd like to do something about high gas prices, too, but what good is setting fire to a Starbucks gonna do? :dunno: Story

Don't ask me why I'm posting this. It's nearly 4 in the morning and I'm doing a great job at neglecting to focus on the class project for my online class that's due at noon. Right now anything that's not homework sounds great. Story

It was brought to my attention by one tunsty that a thread on the matter should be started. Sort of a missing persons report. Has anybody seen or heard from him lately? :confused:

This is the biggest "Fuck You" to the American people so far this week. Oil is cheaper, but gas is more expensive. Gee, I wish I were an oil executive... Story

We're not exactly earning brownie points with these people, are we? Story

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Gee, I wish I were a hotshot lawyer. Seriously, how many time has this happened to people? I mean, I know it's a pain in the ass, and I know the airlines had it coming, but, if anything, it should be labeled as a class-action suit. Now, a million dollars is a little too excessive for having your...