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I don't mean to bitch or anything, but I just thought that I would share my frustration with you guys. As you may or may not know, I am a stagehand. I've never been on tour before, but I've always thought that, should the opportunity present itself, I would like to go on the road to see for...

The last time this was talked about on the forum it seemed like he had some genuine motives for his plan. Now it seems to me like his motives were Jackson, Grant, and Franklin, but there weren't enough of them to keep his interest. Story

My favorite line in the article is :rofl2: Are they talking about cockroaches, or women? :dunno: Story

Boy, these fucking carpet pilots are just gonna do all they can do to antagonize and separate themselves from the West, aren't they? Story

Well, I thought it was interesting, anyway. Story

I knew that fucking Barney song was evil! :crash: Article

Are they fucking serious?!? Do they really expect people to just volunteer their time so the company's numbers look better? What do they think the point of having a job is in the first place? Sure, the CEO can go a whole month without pay, but does he really think that someone working at the...

So why don't we just take out their nuclear enrichment sites and all known missile silos and be done with it? That's the only thing that will keep them from pursuing their nuclear intentions. Story

Anybody know who she is? :helpme:

All right! Next time, let's just hand Mahmood and Kim Jong the keys to the sites. :thefinger Story

And everyone thought I was full of **** when I kept saying that TV rots your brain... :thefinger Story

What are the odds of this happening? That woman has to be the luckiest person in the world to have gotten someone with 2 neurons to rub together instead of some **** stain who wouldn't've cared. Story

This is an interesting piece. It turns out that I wasn't so far off about California not being free. Story

Can someone please explain to me why the fuck they're gonna take this up to the voters for the fourth time? I mean, what the fuck do they expect to gain from yet another vote? Fourth time's the charm? We as voters have spoken. Build a bridge and get over it. If you want to live in a state that...

About fucking time he did something about that! Though it hasn't happened to me personally, I know of people who had something like a 6% rate one month, and a 24% rate the next! These are people who make their payments on time and rarely carry over a balance from one month to the next. Yes...

I think that if I saw one of these lizards in the wild I would just **** myself and hope they smell their food before eating. :eek: Story

Never mind the fact that it turns into an advertisement at the end, I thought the first part was pretty interesting. Story

If I would've known that pot and a bonfire do the same thing as soap and water I would've stopped bathing YEARS ago, never mind the smell... Story

Somehow, this worries me even more than if they came out and said that North Korea has a stockpile of nukes. It seems to me that they're hiding something. Story

Quite a bittersweet story. Story

Didn't The Police write a song about this? :D Story

Gotta love the closed mentalities of Bible thumpers. Story

Why weren't toys that creative when I was a ***? Story

Boy, transition into a civilized world is a bitch, ain't it? :rolleyes: Story

That fuckbag Kim Jong Il isn't gonna stop until he gets invaded, is he? Story

I'm not sure what to make of these two fucking idiots. Two hundred and ********* fucking thousand texts in a month?!? Either get a life, discover porn, or do something more productive than texting. I hope T-Mobile doesn't waive the charge. :thefinger Story

Well, as I'd mentioned before, I had computer problems earlier this year after my roommate deleted Vista from my computer and installed XP. None of my programs or peripherals would work, my files were inaccessible, basically, my computer was just an empty shell. Last week I realized that to take...

It sounds like a good idea, but I wonder how feasible it really is to implement. If it works it would definitely be a great model for other cities to follow. Story

I'd be surprised if this **** stain gets anything less than a life sentence. Story

Didn't they have this thing in Jurassic Park III? :dunno: Story

I wonder if a certain member of this forum had something to do with this... Hmm... Story

Backwards policy eventually corrects itself. I doubt if he won't still get his 72 virgins just because he has an iPhone. I wonder if he uses it to look for internet porn? :D

Superbug apocalypse, here we come! Story

Coffee, anyone? :D Video P.S. Notice how the woman against it is named Furbush. :rofl:

How long until the **** hits the proverbial fan? :dunno: Story

You know things are bad when being in prison is more inviting than being free. Story

So I was reading through the news today, and I found this article about how LA is gonna release a shitload of inmates back into society because they don't have the money to keep them locked up. The next headline down was this story about how the US is sending $900 million dollars to finance the...

I'm inclined to call bullshit on this one. I mean, wasn't he the one who 8 months ago said that the economy was fine and that we were just going through a ***** sluggish period that had nothing to do with a recession? Story

About fucking time! Now let's see how much more they can fuck things over with this budget.

How's this for dramatic? :hatsoff: Story

Fuck! I wish I could win something like that. For 1/6 of what I pay for a room in a shithole in the armpit of the Bay Area I could have a mansion! Dammit! Story

Ah, yes, yet another story about the ever-growing pussification of America. Now a coach gets fired because he does what he's supposed to do: win games. If the other team is inept enough to allow 100 points and not score any themselves, it should be that team's coach that gets fired, not the...

A-ha! So there is a weaker economy out there than the American! I know it's not something to boast about, but it's nice to know we're not the worst. As long as Mugabe and his goons are around, Zimbabwe has no hope. Story

Ha! I knew there was something kooky about all you half-gallon-cup-of-Starbucks-premium-blend-guzzling freaks! I'll just stick to my ******* energy drinks for a boost, thank you very much. Story

This is ridiculous. Does the ****** think that it's cute that his little angel sent out over 400 text messages a day? What responsible parent allows this to go unchecked? I'm not against texting, I do plenty of it myself, but when you resort to it to communicate with somebody who is sitting...

As everyone knows, yesterday we celebrated Thanksgiving in the US. However, I know that not everyone on the board is American, and not everyone celebrates Thanksgiving as it is a uniquely American holiday. I would like to hear of other such holidays in other countries of the world. Aside from...

RIP Mitch Mitchell Story

Sounds to me like we should all be getting ready for WWIII. Might just be me being paranoid, but the thought of 2 former enemies and superpowers threatening to rain down ICBMs on each other doesn't exactly sound comforting. Story

It might be far from being tested on humans, but that's definitely on the horizon. Once they get it, governments would be free to do all the anal probes and interrogations they want without worrying about people talking. Story

As if things weren't bad enough between Russia and the US, now this fuckbag has to get involved. Someone seriously needs to pop a cap between his ear and his eyebrow. Story