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What kind of degenerate manager hires a 14-year-old to dance at his club? :ban: Story

Yet another nomination for the Darwin Awards. Story

So much for the Taliban being the only violent religious fundamentalist group. Story

Well, I thought it was an interesting pictorial. Pictorial

Do I hear a nomination for the Darwin Awards? :D Story

What I'd like to know is how long before they make a (+20,+20) [+10] Two-handed Elven ***** of Slaying {+5 speed}. :1orglaugh Story

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Dishonesty? I don't know about that. I'm more inclined to fancy a wank if the lights are dim. flylicker Story

No, this one has nothing to do with Paul McCartney. :eek: ybK_qbo9h70

Hats off to him for averting another school massacre. :hatsoff: Story

I know some women who would be happy to be able to do this. That way they could be rid of men altogether. I wonder if males could reproduce by masturbation? :rubbel: :eek: Story

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Oh, dear, where would I even start to analyze this one? This is a case of corruption and bureaucracy at its finest. Anyway, I thought you guys might enjoy discussing this one. Have at it! :thumbsup: Story

From the countless fat fucks who have ever gotten a Double Stuffed Burrito at 3 in the morning, R.I.P. Glen. :hatsoff: Obituary

That's a lot of decimals! Story

Any of you guys interested in applying? BlueBalls, I'm certain the urethral tests will appeal to you. :eek: Story

Interesting bit on the evolution of land *******. Story

How's that for a steep fine? Story

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FINALLY a member of government did something for the people! I've changed the channel I don't know how many times because I get really pissed when a commercial comes on and blasts my ear drums. Our tax dollars hard at work! :nanner: Story

For those not following at home, I'm referring to this. The idea of the poll was titsrock's. I'm just the facilitator. :hatsoff: Well? What do you think?

and a prosperous Ramadan to all! :party: :hatsoff:

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It seems kind of pointless to do this. Some things I much prefer to pay by check than with my card. I'd rather give the landlord a check and be done with it than have to look for his PayPal account or log on to his website to pay the rent. But, that's just me, and I'm probably full of ****. Story

I'm not much of a visual artist, but this guy's work is great. It's really hard to see him in some of these. Video

I was just wondering if there's any way that we could get rid of trolls on the board when moderators aren't around. I'm curious because, lately, whenever we've had some shithead decide to sign up and start flaming away, the people that can get rid of him seem to be away, and no amount of post...

I'm just testing Elwood's theory. ;) Flame away! :flame:

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And we thought there was nothing new to be discovered from the ancient European world. Story

Mmm... Coffee that's been shat by a monkey... :yummie: Slideshow

Can you believe that there are actually 72 movies worse than Jennifer Lopez's Gigli? :eek: List

What kind of fucking shithead wants to fine a woman for helping out her neighbors? This is just another example of the fucked up state of things in the US. We let crack addicts have **** that they will not care for, yet when a woman tries to look out for the **** in her community we throw the...

As you may or may not know, NBC is premiering its new medical drama Trauma next Monday at 9/8 C. Normally I wouldn't give a rat's ass about new tv shows, but this one's different. Trauma is shot on Treasure Island, in the San Fagcisco Bay. The location happens to fall within my local's...

Wow. This is way more fucked up than something even I could do to someone. And that's saying something right there. Story

Someone had WAAAAY too much time on their hands... 8-Bit Trip

The song itself sucks, but the technology this guy uses is pretty cool. Story

I thought this was pretty interesting. Story

Haven't they been telling us for weeks that we've seen the worst of it, and that we're already on our way back up? :bs: Story

Well at least they've finally found the source of the problem, not how will they rid the world of all the amorphous imbeciles they've created? :dunno: Story

For the past few days every time I've tried looking up posts by another member I automatically get a message that says I must wait at least 20 seconds between searches. That would be justified if I had done another search immediately before, but it comes up even if I haven't searched for...

The sad thing is that these birds are smarter than some of the people that I work with. Story

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First North Korea, now Iran. Seriously, what the fuck are these people thinking?!? Hiking the mountains on the border between Iran and Iraq? For fuck's sake, did they think that Ahmadinefuck and his goons would just let them take a stroll on their mountains? If I wanted to go hiking the last...

I take it intelligence and common sense aren't job requirements for security guards at the Social Security Administration. :dunno: Story

I know that many of you won't take this very seriously, but this is an article that I thought contained some interesting points, so I thought I'd share it. It discusses a topic that the Catholic church is definitely not very comfortable with. I had read elsewhere that Judas was actually the...

I just thought I would share this creepy thing with you guys. :eek: Video

Why is it that I'm constantly getting this message at all hours of the day and night? I thought the new server that was set up last year would take care of the problem. :confused: :helpme:

I think that billing someone for getting rescued is bad in cases where someone has a real emergency and can't get back, but it's great for nimrods who think they're bad asses and want to go out and prove it to everyone else. Story

You would think that some nimrod at the billing center would look and realize that one person can't spend 2,000 times the national debt of the United States at a restaurant. Gawd bless corporate Amrika! Story

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