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What you smoking Blue...?? :pimpdaddy

Chelsea have sacked 'Big' Phil Scolari :eek::dunno: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/7879638.stm Seems stupid to do it now, at this stage of the season. I'm not a Chelsea fan, but I really thought that Scolari had the credentials to take Chelsea further. Ta TA...

My plan worked perfectly.. Muhahahahahaa.. Muhahahahahaaaa... :rolleyes:

A little tip for anyone who cares.. Man Utd (boo hiss) are playing twice in the next game-week.. ideal opportunity to get double 'captain' points, if you happen to have a united player as captain.(depending on how good thay play, of course) :hatsoff:

No grade this year for George.. He has to go back to the first year again.

Roughly translated: Be Flexible - Ex ballet dancers welcome Goof off a little - Dumb blondes welcome Don't sit around - Athletic types welcome Show you care - Blow-jobs welcome

Oh come on... It had three ***'s, a fart and even a Bumhole... Any question worth asking should have at least one of those words in it. BTW: anyone read the answers..? "I salt my bacon !" is one of them :helpme:

I'm tempted to answer.. but, what could I say?? Anyway, there's no point in answering my own questions..

Re: If you could choose your freeones personal title (under your name) what would it "***** pensioners for fun" "Has a wart on his ass... come take a look" "Stayed home from work today, thinking of this..." :dunno:

<-- Court Jester Rotten tomatoes at the ready... I feel a joke coming on.

I've watched all the episodes up to S2:13. It's only 'just' holding my interest. Like so many scifi shows, it's pushing the scifi into the background in favour of mundane 'characterization'. I can't take much more of John Connor talking about... well, anything, with his dull girlfriend Riley...

Well yes... But I have the last laugh.. I have bigger man-boobs :glugglug:

"Beware - tunsty on the loose"

Always fresh and updated.. (****** lovers DON'T click!) http://i.gizmodo.com/5141974/google-maps-car-hits-a-deer-records-entire-ordeal-on-google-maps OK.. I know it's not that funny... :o :angels:

I alerted a mod, but he left the board. :dunno:

Just an idiot poster - ignore

Does anyone know a cure for ignorance?

Oh C'MOOOOONNNN... you think I actually put some.. or any, thought into it?:dunno:

I won't be... but you will, cos' I ain't buying.

You're right, I am good stuff.. but what about the pics?? :D

Shhh... I thought that was OUR little secret !

75% male 25% female 27.77% unknown 00.01% blueballs

wow.. http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/01/earth_observed.html

I stayed in and had a wank... It won't help the economy, but it felt good all the same. Housewives in the south of England are expecting six inches or more tonight... I hope their husbands don't find out.

Snow?.. Where? I can't see anything for this damned white flakey stuff that is falling mysteriously from the sky

I hear ya and yer right.. In the 'Who's hotter' context, surely they become 'games' rather than just polls..:2 cents:

I was facing redundancy toward the end of last year, I was fortunate enough to find another job. The job I got was/is supposed to be just 3 days a week, but instead I have been working 4/5/6 days a week.. Try going through an agency, they will do some of the job searching for you. Another thing...

Like blueballs said, use advanced search.. be sure to alter the search to 'Search Titles Only' and you should instantly find threads on the subject you're looking for. :hatsoff:

Maybe the catfish is saying 'I caught a human with hands 'this' wide..'

Never, EVER, tell me where you go for meals..

It would have been funnier if the guys pants had dropped just enough so that his cock flopped out (and possibly one, two or three balls)

You can't be serious... One of your jokes was FUNNY???!

You ******* !

Yup, it turns out that 9.5% was hiding under my couch.

I take it that Chef knows the rules? that he's supposed to post something himself.. :dunno::confused:

When members get ******, do you . . I cheer loudly if certain people get ******... job done. :tongue:

30 secs after seeing Liberace on TV :1orglaugh

I'd love to help, but I know little of Genesis' work from the early/mid 70's. Although, your request has intrigued me about the album.. I think I may get a copy and have a listen. :thumbsup:

I'm 99.5% boy... I'm waiting for the test results back, to see what the other 0.5% is... (I'm guessing some sort of extinct relative of the marmoset ******) :dunno:

******.. AKA: he got 'blown-off' :hatsoff:

Surely it would have been better to have slid the gold, bar by bar, to the front of the bus.. :2 cents:

Star of X-Files, West Wing and Mystic Pizza.. B/W topless -> http://www.celebset.net/Annabeth_Gish_Naked/ low-cut pink dress -> http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/143730.html low-cut dress #2 ->...

Will E Worm has crashed it! :helpme:

An Arctic Tern.. unless I'm very much mistaken.

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Wow.. so I WAS right :dunno:

I'm 'clued-up' enough to avoid getting a pointless ban... BTW who spilled the beans about me being an asshole?.. yer buggers!

Take it slow...

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Not me... :nono: Ask anyone :yesyes: