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Sofa king lame

No, your thinking of cock size :rolleyes:

(Your current mood as a smilie). I'm.. :coolman:

Gordon Brown - 'to run away and join a circus' Prime minister and part-time nude model, Gordon Brown, has revealed that when he loses the next election, he intends to run away and join a circus. It is believed that Mr Brown is keen to put on a clown's outfit and delight millions...

Cricket would be perfect for America.. they can all sit around on their fat-arses eating burgers n hotdogs and having a good snooze.

Gary Neville Fined for 'a little piece of magic' Manchester Utd Footballer Gary 'wanker' Neville has been fined two-weeks wages by the club, for performing magic tricks during matches. During the recent FA cup defeat against the mighty and impressive Leeds Utd, Neville produced a white rabbit...

That is soooo retired.

See this and some of my old Freeones pics Here on Flickr. .

Gotta love the gal.. :glugglug:

A pointless 'contributor' to the board... like blueballs

I have a cunning plan, how to get rid of trolls.. Each new member has to answer this cleverly thought-out security question: " Are you a troll ? " Obviously, trolls are pretty much stupid, vacant and utterly without sense, so they will answer 'yes', at which point they are denied access...

I notice Hellraiser is currently ******... did he disagree with himself..?? :dunno:

The hamster downed-tools

I'm sure once he gets treatment, he'll be oak.

As you can probably guess, I made it up.. there will be NO intersting political chats OR chess..

** Update ** He's feeling better now, just hangin' with the nurses..

I'm guessing that you prefer he gets his organ out..

One of my fav films :hatsoff:

Oh... so nothing at all like a piano, then...:D

Got news for you bud... IT WAS NO *****!!!

At the ripe old age of 40, I've decided to learn myself to play.. So far I can play with jingle bells and can expertly finger Mary had a little lamb.. but enough about my perversions. I expect the phone to ring any moment asking if I can stand-in for Elton John on his next tour...

I've just thought of the funniest ever caption for that pic.. It's so ball-chingly funny, that people that I have told it to, have had to be hospitalized. Already won?.. oh never mind then.

I keep dreaming that I'm Superman (no, really!..) I just like the flying around, freedom to go where I want. (If blueballs says he dreams of being Lex Luthor...)

hmmm.. Knowing God, you'd get 40 virgins aged 65+.. and one of them would bring their ****** along as the 'experienced' one.:D Cos' that's just the way **** happens..:dunno:

"There are two kinds of people my friend.. those who come in by the window.. and those who come in by the door.."

**** and fuck this is tremendous fun..

Nudity n' stuff?... sorry mate, you';ve come to the wrong place. We are here to discuss issues of morality within the Catholic church and to swap knitting patterns.

Metal?.. I really think he should stick to CD format.. at the very least go back to vinyl.

I want to express my dissatisfaction by means of a smilie... :*****:

Just put big ******* on... It looks and sounds like utter shite. If your lucky, Jordan will appear and your viewers will think that the picture is wonky

No prob... I haven't spent much time looking for it..

Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201 Something WILL happen.. I shall open my wallet for it's annual airing..

"National Express... our buses are always bang on time" :dunno: :D

Surely you should get a discount.. hmmm, I see a way to make money here.. hand over fist.. as it were I could stand in front of my living room window and have a wank, I could then charge people for the (my?) pleasure.

Geordi La Forge: "Captain, I'm picking up a distress call" Captain Picard: "Make it Sir...." Geordi La Forge: "oooookaaaay... Sir Captain Picard, I'm picking up a ..." :1orglaugh Sir Patrick is a legend.. good on him :glugglug:

4.20pm mate...:hatsoff:

Oh good.. well that makes one of us..

Are we still talking about teletext...? or are you getting personal...? ;)

I look forward to 2018 :hatsoff:

Why, why, why.. are you searching your own threads? I mean no-one else does.. ;)

Well-hung male seeks large chested woman for interesting political chats and nights in playing chess. contact: tunsty11inches@dong.com

alas, teletext is no more.. http://crave.cnet.co.uk/televisions/0,39029474,49304521,00.htm Ah yes.. I remember long before the internet came along, the only place to get your information was from teletext. There was nothing quite like waiting ages for page 23/30 when you had the misfortune to...

Magnificent Seven.. Britt(Coburn) - Shoots at a fleeing bandit, knocking him off his *****. Chico: "that was the greatest shot I've ever seen..." Britt: " The worst.. I was aiming at the *****!"

As far as I know, Holmes never indulged in any carnal-lust. Watson, on the other hand, went at it like a rabbit..

A man can only take so much of Barry Manilow..

Arsene Wenger - Would be unable to 'see' where the entrance to the brothel is.. Alex Ferguson - Nice thought, but surely he would have insisted on an extra eight minutes being added to the hour, by tapping his watch. Rafa Benitez - would never be able to decide which position to use Martin...

I would thought that the Emper.. I mean Pope's guards, would have stepped in sooner.

To be fair, it was a particulalry clean alley.. somewhere in upper-class Kensington no-doubt

Charles Xavier is being held for questioning...