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I've developed a recent crush for.. orange crush. In fact my crush on crush is crushing me to the point where I feel like crushing something.

Hmmm.. dangerous strategy.. asking for replies. One thing I've learned on Freeones is not to ask for replies or advice.. Two things... I've learned not to ask for. replies, advice and comments... Three things... not to ask for... replies, advice, comments and suggestions Four things.... etc

If you had any sense... it would now be an EX-friend :crash:

Great.. I'll be able to immediately tell people what I really think of them :mad:

Y'see the trouble is, the board software is so fucking ancient that it can't keep up with me.. CURSE IT! btw my 'take a look down your toilet' thread was due to be posted next week....

Because.. Which is the biggest turd in the waste pipe...? Does your belly button smell? - http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=380044 Any sexy hot girls to get acquainted with a cute guy:)? - http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=380440 Are you a virgin before your...

Does it have to be a human girl..? :dunno:

Maxell for CD & DVD.. never had a problem

Man.. your in a nice cheery mood today aren't you? did nursey take away your coco pops this morning? :helpme:

We NEED rules.. No rules = chaos chaos = fun fun = much sex and ******* debauchery the last thing we need on a porn website, is sex and *****. we get enough of that at home.

Same thing happened to me...kinda I used to be rich, famous and handsome.. one day I woke up and it had all gone. I realised that I was actually thinking I was Brad Pitt.. lucky escape when you think about it.:dunno:

Like YOU'D know... oh right, you DO know..:rolleyes:

No Thanks

No.. I prefer to use my nose

I'm sick-to-fucking-death of Hollyood 'rebooting' franchises.. Someone needs to 'reboot' the Hollywood Execs

Yup... perfect time to bump this thread

as does the memory of her jiggly tits in that video. :nanner:

er.. hello :wave2:

The funeral will no doubt be awash of boring black suits - McQueen will be turning in his grave at the thought.

At least I got to the... point :1orglaugh

Say... Did anyone ever find the presidents brain? (old spitting image running joke)

When you consider how small the hole in a pencil sharpener is... :helpme:

Technically not true - he missed a **** test.. the reason was never proven as **** related. I do agree with the sentiment though.. It's like asking Gary Glitter to be head salesman in a toyshop :rolleyes:

AVG + SPYBOT + ZONEALARM + CONDOMS oops sorry, condoms are only needed when on the Freeones site.

Which celebs would you like to have as neighbours?

No problem.. I mean, really - NO problem I hope to hell there's going to be a 'must-fuck' week.. :helpme:

I thought this was going to be a satirical thread, when I saw the title.. 'Relief For The ******** of Haiti...' ..all the 'do-gooder' celebs have raised their profiles now and are fucking-off back to their Malibu mansions. or am I just falling into a cynical 'bash-hollywood' type trap...

So... I guess Obama is the 'Dark Matter' oft talked about.. We've heard it's there, but you'd never know it:D

There's a 'literal-lyric' version of 'safety dance' on youtube, funny as fuck

Win - You've got the power http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqkePGfRFuE From the McEwans lager advert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qQqUDQwRV0

oh fiddlesticks..

French Kiss - Lil Louis? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx_lBt-O2gE the moaning kicks in around 1.40

If I had a penny for every time someone asked me that... I'd have.... a penny Well, let's see.. It all kinda started when Hotrod posted this: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=43477 The bastard called me an 'expert'.. 'EXPERT'? who the fuck does he think he's callin' an...

Whaaaat?? You still haven't gotten yours?.. man, you are sooo behind-the-times

It's a little known fact, that 'Mary Poppins' has hidden meaning as to the whereabouts of Hitler (he isn't dead you know) I can't go into too much detail here, cos' y'know 'they' might be watching. But, if you contact me at 'loadofbollox@needtogetoutmore.com I'll fill in the details

Aliens.. "We're all on the express elevator to hell... GOING DOWN!"

Right... you're goin' on the list: Darts Snooker Woody Allen films Gordon Brown The South Bank Show Golf The Antiques Roadshow andrea MAILDUDE oh and Jordan's love-life ;)

language timothy !

My language was never that willin' so I gave it some nice penicillin I took far too much and had a head-rush now all It can say is I'm illin :glugglug:

Darts Snooker Woody Allen films Gordon Brown The South Bank Show Golf The Antiques Roadshow andrea oh and Jordan's love-life :*****: :1orglaugh :ban: :rofl:

I'm sorry but I can't comment on that, because: A- It might not be true B- It might not be about the thread subject C- It might not be sincere D- It might be a comment on your po....oh DAMMIT! As for people who haven't had sex before marriage.. I think it's the 'young catholics abstinence...

Is there anything that you find soooo boring that it's just like watching paint dry? Perhaps A sport, a TV programme, a band, etc.. I'd have to say: Darts Snooker Woody Allen films Gordon Brown The South Bank Show Golf The Antiques Roadshow oh and Jordan's love-life :*****:

..but he didn't mind getting his Goebbels out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQnT0zp8Ya4&feature=player_embedded :1orglaugh More iPad tomfoolery - This one has nothing to do with Hitler... just vaginas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eF0y0IfpPU&feature=player_embedded

Noah's Ark found in Blackburn antique shop. The Ark was stumbled upon by store owner Malcom Fudgewick, whilst he was doing his yearly stock audit. "It was certainly a surprise.. there it was at the back of my store room, just between the holy grail and the original painting of Mona Lisa"...

I thought after the first movie it had been..

you could have at least altered the pics a bit... :1orglaugh

Re: Hottest TV ***... My thoughts... exactly

Denise Milani, finally topless!... MEH :*****: by the time she gets em out, they'll be sagging around her ankles and I'll be too fucking old to care anyway...

Laurel & Hardy