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Under my name it says "I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here". I found it amusing and wonder who comes up with these names and how they arrive at them. Might be descriptions more than names.

As one on the more Conservative side of the fence here I certainly hope not. He's damaged goods and the memory of him fizzling out remains. The Republicans are in major trouble if this is the best they have to offer.

Do you have a regular gal that you like to visit? What keeps you going back? How long have you been visiting her?

http://news.yahoo.com/american-man-suspected-fighting-islamic-state-******-205440929.html "How many times have I told you fucktards I was fighting terrorists???"

Went to Del Taco and got a couple of those delicious Macho Combo Burritos. Ate them then sat around really liking my after-dinner burps later too.

Heck yeah I do! I have a good McDonald's a block and a half away from my house. Hit up the drive-thru and you don't need to shower or brush your teeth that day. Cheap food that's somewhat fresh. Good for Breakfast and/or Dinner. They let you go twice a day if you want. My favorite items are...

This'll be the most one-sided pole ever. Love the curves on that dirty Latina huera.

Carol Alt looks like the most wholesome hooker ever. So nice and never a ROB. I like to look at her vagina because I know it can't produce ******** anymore.

Should I get all the Star Treks on Blu-ray then? I'm more of a Horror guy than Sci-Fi but I know so many people that love the show. I've always wanted to see what they saw in the show but haven't yet. Just a little over $80 for the whole series on Blu-ray...

I love being a pothead. I still have a few brains cells left so I can blink my eyes and pinch a **** out of my anus. A landlord is a great job because it's like having no job at all. Just pick up my paychecks then run off to the dispensary for some weed. At my age I bought for years when it was...

I got Allen West, Karl Malone, and Ron Simmons so far. I knew a number of them when I lived in Texas. Bizarroville through the eyes of Mr California. Seemed like nice docile fellas to me though. Don't judge a book by its color.

Maybe a straw because a good whore can suck a watermelon through one but an overripe strawberry looks like an eviscerated anus. Confused at 2:37 in the afternoon.

Serious. I like those things. Anybody can use them but the way Will E uses them is the best. If you're wrong you get your face stuffed in the cat box too. Nicely played, sir.

I see the commercials on TV all the time. Does anyone actually have this? http://pcmatic.com/

You know they're totally gonna fuck. Japan so they probably pixelate out the gooder stuff. Check the DSLs on the broad. Hope he doesn't break a hip when his knees buckle. http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/08/20/111-year-old-from-japan-recognized-as-world-oldest-man/ Save Earth from King...

Looks like some evil Puppet Master is working John McCain. Who cares about party affiliation? Look at this asshole politician desperately looking for someone to pander to. http://www.tmz.com/2014/08/19/john-mccain-goes-full-cyborg-busts-out-robot-at-ny-dance-party/

So I'll just make the **** public. You get any of those Godzilla Blu-rays yet? You like King Ghidorah, yeah? I saw Ghidorah: The Three Headed ******* last night. Sure was good. That King Ghidorah is something else. Maybe I name my next Akita King Ghidorah. AVOID THIS CHARACTER AT ALL COSTS...

If so then why?

What do you put to your mouth more times in a day?

Mirna over here from the Hydroxycut television advertisement. I never seen such a cute fat girl. So cute I like her better that way before she lost weight and went CGI on us. I wouldn't mind being the jefe over her culo. Hi Mirna...

I used to think it was Charles Bronson who was 46 when his ****** gave birth to him. Later on I learned James Coburn was 63 but what about Lee Marvin??? "Strike me on the bottom again and we're taking this outside."

Will Jay-Z & Barack Obama Walk Off Into The Sunset Browning Each Others Meat From Here To Eternity? Just speculating. http://www.usmagazine.com/*********-news/news/beyonce-preparing-to-divorce-jay-z-she-is-done-2014158 POSSIBLE INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE

Wonder if he accepts payment in barrels of oil. Hope the Qatar people shovel hot coal up his fat ass. http://news.yahoo.com/al-gore-sues-al-jazeera-over-cable-channel-175545111.html?bcmt=comments-postbox

She's on the TV right now. Fox News is so shameless with the InfoPorn. They tease more with pussy than tease stories. I hope the next "leg chair" they order gets picked out by a Gynecologist. "I come from Greek... ancestry."

It might be bilingual but nothing bisexual so it's plenty kosher enough. People jihad with that translation so much. End your struggle as there was nothing to be struggling against from the start. Peace be unto you. My Persian neighbors worry more about me being a serial killer than I do about...

What a pro, huh? Funny thing with her when she wants me to pay close attention she makes her eyes round like mine. Bet if I did the reverse pressing my eyes outward and to the side saying "Sucky! Sucky!" it wouldn't have the same effect. I think half the reason I always go back is to check on...

Which ladies in pornography have had their odometer turned over so many times she could use a totem pole as a thermometer? Let's spotlight the more traveled gaping maw.

This one gal I went out with I really liked. We'd go out to dinner and I'm a gentleman so I open her door and let her in always. This gives me enough opportunity to be a stealthy clod and fart all over one of the rear tires. I kept the routine up for some time. About 3 months in we're over at...

I could take 100 bong hits in 5 minutes and not get like this. Hilarious regardless. Willie...

He gives more fucks about us than we do about ourselves. We already have a Statue Of Liberty and now must honor him with a suitable statue.

Ladies, do you really like having cum ejaculated on your face, inside your mouth, and swallowing cum or are you just acting to make us interested in the scene? Do you have any rules in regards to asparagus also? Any Campfire Cumtails or Pooper Bloopers you'd like to share?

We know and you were told right. Narrowed down who Satan himself was to the 2 on The Jefferson's. I knew they were good for it.

For me it's when I can't stand the smell of my own boogers.

https://news.yahoo.com/steven-seagal-plays-blues-gig-crimean-bikers-festival-171106850.html "Listen, we charge twenty ruble as entrance fee and eighty ruble if they want to leave early."

Toilet paper for me. I'm good about being stingy with the squares.

Yep. Sure have. Get all ready to see a whore, jump in the shower, Punish Percy like nobody's business, cum all over the place, finish showering, dry off and get dressed, do some yard work. I forgot who said this but it goes something like this. "Ladies, if you ever want to find a guy that...

I love this film! As a *** it came on the Z Channel and I've seen it over 20 times. Always preferred it over Rocky Horror as there are more elements of Horror and a darker soundtrack(created by Paul Williams). Brian DePalma directs. Atmosphere, film technique, imagery all done well. "...

I'd offer Elaine Chao some dick. Dangle it in front of her face and see if she wants to bite. She has a Connie Chung thing about her but there's no stopping me.

To you is it a man with experience or that a fella's hose might not have too many turns of the nozzle left?

I scalded them something fierce in the shower which also set my brain on fire. I'm addicted to burning those things like teenage girls are to cutting on their arms. When the reaction is gone I try to kick up the itch by irritating and drying out the area then make another attempt to burn them. I...

I have a decent collection of these films. Many are being upgraded to Blu-ray and can be had for pretty cheap. I really like the original Japanese version of Godzilla and assume that's most people favorite. What else do you like of those type of films? I'm waiting to get Destroy All Monsters...

Just pay the girl and cover your tracks. Give her money but not too much or you ruin it for all of us.

Great word that sends a delightful chill up your spine. A row of berries on a pervert's mouth or a penis riddled with them. Is good.

Why can't they be good **** and cut on themselves instead? اغباء من الماعز

What do 'ya say? Don't let political differences leave you flaccid. We're men in here and we like pussy so do you shove your cock in hers? I say no. I don't know why she's been ****** on people as a sex symbol. She looks like she lives on coffee and cigarettes. ***** too. Anyway, I don't see...

Tonight I had the new Angus Beef Hot Pockets. I believe this is now my favorite type of Hot Pockets. The Philly Cheese & Steak used to be my favorite Hot Pockets. I think I saw Mexican, maybe Taco Beef, Hot Pockets. I might buy several of those Hot Pockets the next time I go to the Ralph's. They...

You remember your first experience with an Asian woman? Were you ever the same again? Nice, wasn't it? Now it's just one after the other, isn't it? http://asianslovewhites.tumblr.com/

To be the man you gotta beat the man! Diamonds are forever and so will be the money staying in my pocket! Woooooooooooooo!!! Ladies, none of you can be first but you can all be next! The dirtiest player in the game aaaaaalways plays on someone else's dime! Wooooooooo!!!

On the 12th at around 10:45 in the AM I was concluding my morning dump wiping myself for the second and final time. Little did I know when I got up my asshole pinched the toilet paper and tried to take off with it. I pulled my pants up and totally felt it. So defeated. I had to sit back down...

That's it. EOM as the **** say these days. Have at it, you pack of slobs.