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  1. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Southland: The Episode Before The Series Finale

    Southland was a very gritty cop show about the LAPD. Any fans of the show here? The series finale was a letdown but mainly because of the crazy **** that happened the prior episode. Anybody ever see that episode? It still gives me chills to see those cops hauled out further and further into the...
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    Block Captain? Horsefeathers! It's Nice To Be The Secretary General.

    I like living where I do even though Whitey moved away with the exception of myself. The Crackers now are olive or fortune cookies. I get knocks on my door from the immigrants like I'm some sorta sage. I can't figure out why. Is it because I'm born here, being White, a Male, or that I have five...
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    Islamic State Runs Roughshod Over Iraq And Syria So Why Is Gas Cheaper?

    The prices at the pump out here keep falling slowly. Why is that despite all the unrest in the Middle East? Islamic State is selling barrels of oil on the black market. We are also doing things here at home. I'm not as knowledgeable as I should be but could someone clarify and bring more...
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    Stoners, Do You Feel You Lack Ambition If It's 4:20 And You Haven't Started Getting High Yet?

    I get a little down and disappointed in myself. Must set goals and priorities, make lists, tie string around finger, beef jerky.
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    The Origins Of Political Correctness

    What are the humble beginnings of the Cult Of Willful Ignorance? What happened to the wise men who practiced Actual Correctness? I guess they died out in the gritty 1970s. Can't make Dirty Harry anymore unless Matt Damon plays him and Scorpio is in the Tea Party. Political Correctness sure was a...
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    What's The Most Ridiculous Thing A Porno Lady Could Sell That Some Horny Degenerate Would Buy?

    I bet someone would buy a porno lady's jarred dingleberries or a napkin full'a snot if he was fond enough of her.
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    Your Toenail Clippings. What Do You Do With Them? I Demand To Know!!!

    With mine, I wait until they are big enough to scoop salsa up with before clipping. That way they are easy to find after they eject into the air and fall on the floor. I pick them up and put them in a soda can before putting the clippings and soda can in the trash. What system do you...
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    Joel Osteen A Better Game Show Host Or Is Wink Martindale A Better Preacher?

    Let's do Trading Places with Joel Osteen hosting the Tic-Tac-Dough and Wink Martindale can let us know what God is whispering in his ear. Who wins though?
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    The Museum Of Lactose Intolerance

    I'm trying to find a way to make a few bucks starting a new racket. Kind of the opposite of Disneyland as it is an exhibition of unrelenting constipation. Hopefully I make money hand over fist as I tug on heartstrings.
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    Ladies And Boy Bands

    I never understood the screaming and ******. What's the deal? Great Grandma did it for The Beatles and Great Great Grandma did it for Sinatra too.
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    BOOYAH! vs SWEET SASSY MO-LASSY!!!

    I still remember that one SNL with Ray Romano. Poor black fella didn't appreciate being upstaged also having his gimmick boosted. Romano ****** it like Ted Bundy. Muderous. https://screen.yahoo.com/sports-center-ray-romano-000000679.html
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    Secret Service Lady Gives Herself The Sack

    Stay tuned... I guess we''ll find out the broad's name too. John and Ken said she sounds just like Jodie ****** from Silence Of The Lambs. "I would have had him for dinner."
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    The Film "Outbreak" And The Ebola Problem Now

    As a lover of Horror Films Outbreak has always been the scariest film ever and I think you find it in the Action/Drama section. A virus like that concerns me more than any *******.
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    Hey Ladies, What's The Most Ridiculously Insane Thing You've Used As A Dildo?

    Hopefully we get some gooder stuff like meat tenderizers.
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    La Salsa Overstuffed Grilled Chicken Burrito

    If you have a La Salsa near you grab one of their Overstuffed Grilled Chicken Burrito. Sure is good and as overstuffed as advertised.
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    Woman ******** In Oklahoma By Muslim Convert

    The pussy cut a woman's head off and attacked another woman. COWARD http://nation.foxnews.com/2014/09/26/women-********-oklahoma-muslim-convert
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    Why Does Ty Young Have To Look Like Kurt Angle If He Smoked Meth While In A **** For 30 Years?

    It's uncanny how much he looks like Kurt if all the other elements are present. http://www.tyjyoung.com/
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    Favorite Taquitos And Chimichangas From The Supermarket

    Tonight I had the very delicious Delimex Beef Taquitos. I took 6, rolled them into a paper towel, and threw them in the microwave for 2 minutes. I did it again later with another 6. Had some La Victoria Thick & Chunky Salsa alongside. About a week ago I had some fairly decent Jose Ole' Steak &...
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    Halloween: The Complete Collection Limited Deluxe Edition Box Set [Blu-ray] Out Tomorow 9/23

    I pre-ordered mine. The Exorcist set is coming out also. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00KDU8HQQ/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
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    Why Does James Spader Have To Be So James Spaderish?

    Be nice if he toned it down a bit maybe to a Jeff Goldblum level.
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    Keith Morrison Would Make A Good Grim Reaper If The Real One Wanted To Take A Little Time Off

    I wouldn't want him looking through my window. It was always fun when Burt Reynolds sat in for Johnny Carson too.
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    WWMHD (What Would Mariska Hargitay Do?)

    What do you think? Give examples. She's pretty sassy and full of sass. The Law And The Order. Both.
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    Why Is Sex With An ****** Called **********?

    Is it really that good?
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    What Will Israel Be Or Look Like In 100 Years?

    The Middle East is an ever-changing place every day. We see IS trying to carve out their state and the Egyptians changing back and forth then back again. Hussein, Gaddafi, and Mubarak are gone. Saudi King Abdullah, Benjamin Netanyahu, and Bashar Assad remain. Israel is a multicultural society...
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    Even Yet Another Tragedy For Robert Kraft

    First Putin steals his ring and now he is denied a high five from Marky Mark. Total Desaster !!! http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/robert-kraft-wanted-a-high-five-from-mark-wahlberg-and-was-denied-203112102.html
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    Sit Under The Learning Tree So I Can Teach You About The Birds And The Bees

    This is all you'll ever need to know. Bring money too. AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a...
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    Creature Gloria Allred Resembles The Most When She Smiles

    Post your favorite Gloria Allred pic and let us know what she looks like. She's in Hyena Mode here.
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    Bugging A Confessional

    I was born Catholic but not Catholic like I went to Confession. Is there a website that features the bugging of confessionals? I'd like to see what the fellas with the keys to the house own up to.
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    Who Would Be The Joan Of Arc Of Hashtags?

    Give instances of immeasurable bravery and valiant use of hashtags. Please name names so they may be honored. Who cares the most by doing the least? Here's the epitome of effective diplomacy. Both cool and awesome at the same time. The Jen Psaki
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    Is It Really?

    Make sure first.
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    Are You Good?

    Be interesting because of the forum.
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    World's Tallest Midget?

    Who would you say is the tallest midget ever? Ron Cey, who played 3rd Base for the Dodgers was 5 foot 10 inches when he was finally measured.
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    The Cute Girl From The AT&T Commercial

    I like her so I checked her out. She's from Uzbekistan. Milana Vayntrub http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milana_Vayntrub
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    Punishing Percy Perspiring Perceptivity

    Masturbating through the final Hot Summer Nights can be potentially hazardous. Has anybody worked up such a vigorous sweat you fell off the toilet seat and hurt yourself? I've injured my knee a few times but never anything big like neck or spinal. "...he keeps going and going and going and...
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    Fellas, Tell Us All About The Toothless Blow Jobs You've Received

    I've only had a few. Mainly off Lincoln Bl where it's hard to tell a ho from a hobo. If you get her right in-between stages you might bag a real honey for very little money. I don't know if the no-teeth part is what makes it so good or that she's a crazy hooker hopped-up on the crack. As shaky...
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    What Planet Is Matthew McConaughey From?

    "I been in 4 or 7 movies with him and I couldn't tell 'ya. Ha-Ha-Ha! McConaughey's an *****! Ah-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!"
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    Adrian Peterson's Ritualistic ***** ***** Updates

    The boy that was beaten and ****** is 4 years old. Shouldn't happen to any *** but what kind of backward, backwoods ignoramus does that to a 4 year old? http://www.tmz.com/2014/09/12/adrian-peterson-indicted-for-*****-*****/ "Got him in the nuts once I noticed. But I felt so bad, n I'm all...
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    How Much Porn Do You Need So You Can Limp Off To The Bathroom And Punish Percy?

    I just need a peek. A free trailer or clip is plenty good enough to get my interest going and the ***** flowing. After the cum leaves my balls I forget who I was stroking it to but after a good number two I always remember what I ate before.
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    I Should Have Named My Little Female Cat ISIS

    Her and her ******* are 15 months old. He is way bigger than her. When she was a baby she would take running charges at him and bounce off. He'd then pounce on and crush her afterward too. A few months ago she adopted a strategy of hiding underneath a see-thru blanket. When her *******...
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    Ted Cruz booed off stage while defending Israel

    http://theweek.com/article/index/267950/speedreads-ted-cruz-booed-off-stage-while-defending-israel
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    Ralph's Has Cooked Tri-Tip But The Employees Are Dumber Than ****

    In the back of Ralph's hot food area they offer Tri-Tip and charge by the pound. The problem is I order 1.25 lbs also saying one and a quarter pounds and they end up handing me .6 then say, "Anything else?" They're so dumb they have a chip on their shoulder about it so I need to butter them up...
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    Honey Mustard Kicks Down The BBQ Sauce Today

    That little minx gave me 6 dipping sauces with my 6 Chicken Tenders. "For you, one for each."
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    Former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin starts 10-year sentence for graft

    Remember this character? Too bad they didn't send him to Angola. That's Chocolate City for sure. http://news.yahoo.com/former-orleans-mayor-start-10-sentence-graft-090847626.html
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    The Jerk Off Test

    Last night I went out with this real nice Asian gal for the first time. Had some dinner and dessert then drove and walked around. Fooled around a bit but nothing worse than PG rating. Anyway, walked her to her door at the end of the night then drove home. I was exhausted so I took a bong hit...
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    I Remember Miley Cyrus Being A Cute ***

    Now look at her. Trash bag.
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    Casey Anthony: Her Strange Life 3 Years Later

    Wondering what happened to her. Sugar ******* are the biggest losers. You pay hookers by the hour, dummy. http://www.people.com/article/casey-anthony-life-today-three-years-after-acquittal
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    Almost Shot The Darn Washing Machine

    It's right by the back door, I'm high, and forgot I just turned it on. Just remembered how bad I smell too.
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    Chechen Leader Ramzan Kadyrov Vows To Crush This Islamic State Via Instagram

    Always love when this character weighs in. Consider me a fan. http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/09/03/report-credible-information-isis-aqap-planning-11-anniversary-******-abroad/
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    Cuckold Jesus

    Hey fellas, you ever get with a Catholic girl that had a shrine of Jesus in the bedroom while you were poking her? Statue of Jesus there and I'm not sure if he's there for protection or he wants a ***** too. Weird but more better at the same time.
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    Video Appears to Show ISIS Execution of Second American Steven Sotloff

    When ***** gushes out of their necks in return don't wag your fingers at us. Time for us to collect their heads. Hatred goes both ways but it's always ugly. Anybody see the video of his ****** begging for her *** Steven's life? RIP Steven Sotloff...
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