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    The secret to getting women to have sex with you

    *******, lots and lots of ******* usually worked for me. I rarely get naked, unless I am *****, and that includes showering
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    Newt Takes sout Carolina

    If the Republican candidate race was over, there would be a lot of money left on the table. By making this "race" competitive, interest is generated and money for campaigns and advertising is spent. Just another way the system is manipulated to put more money in the coffers of the 1%
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    Outside of the US, which country would you say produces the hottest pornstars?

    Though she is not a pornstar, per se, Canadian Emesha Gabor is the lead I have in mind for "Sanibel Sins."
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    How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"?

    Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex" That's funny. I was just thinking that fucking you is sometimes like sticking a hotdog in a manhole. I prefer to be able to feel both sides of the pussy I am fucking.
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    Jayne Mansfield Barbie

    I looked in the FreeOnes' dictionary and there is no "shame"
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    The Bark Side

    thank you for posting this. Rep to you, sir.
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    Outside of the US, which country would you say produces the hottest pornstars?

    Airfares to Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan start at only $9-9-9
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    Outside of the US, which country would you say produces the hottest pornstars?

    Czech Republic has done just fine over the years. Canada has produced some absolute stunners too
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    We need cops like this in America

    those are balls of steel
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    WIN a Pass to a HOT Swinger Party with Anna Miller!

    promise to wear her like a feedbag and any of her girlfriends who want as well.
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    Tebowing....Nude!

    In the name of science, I will follow through with the experiment, if she will.
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    Football(soccer) vs Football

    Can tell if this a thread started by an american to slam soccer or started by a Euro to slam American football. Personally, I enjoy them both. I like that Fox Soccer usually has a quality match on Sundays at 11am my time. I can watch an EPL match until 1pm, then flip over to watch American...
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    Cancer Did What IEDs And Crazed Lunatics With AK-47s Could Not.

    It is the relationships forged in times of adversity that are most meaningful
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    New Van Halen Album In 2012

    Not liking the DLR style lyrics. Will wait for the whole album before rendering a verdict
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    Just in time for the election.. get the colored folk all riled up...

    Despite all the advances in technology over the centuries, humans have not changed much. There are those who are open-minded and more tolerant of differences. And there are those who watch Fox News.
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    Game with your nearest book

    "I actually fell down those stairs, like Alice into the rabbit-hole." S. King 11/22/63 Sounds like a three-some with Alice Goodwin and her girlfriend.
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    Petition to ban Sam Fisher.

    Conspiracy theory #23: Sam showed up about the same time the administrators informed us of an "upgrade." Maybe, just maybe, part of the new programming was a "new member" who passionately believes in the minority on trigger issues. "He" posts, gets lots of responses, increases hits, generates...
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    Coast to Coast AM

    Love it and listen either when I go to bed or when I **** up. Art was the best, George Noory is solid. Not too sure about the other George (from Vegas). I think Ian is gone from Saturday nights.
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    Petition to ban Sam Fisher.

    Nah, don't ban him. If you don't like what he says, use the ignore option. Banning him will only make us more like him.
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    Beginning of the third quarter in Denver. Looking like I will get to see which is more annoying, whining Steelers fans or obnoxious Tebow fans.
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    Who named this flower?

    The 2012 nickname is: The Cougar (unshaved)
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    Frosty Did Not Melt!

    Is that the Bobbitt front lawn?
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    Tiger Woods’ ex-wife bulldozes $12 million home

    So she bought a house and some land, bulldozes the house and you guys say she is crazy. Maybe she is going to build HER dreamhouse on the land. Not like she can't afford to do it. sit back, relax, and wait to see what happens. It is not like this is a political thread and knee-jerk responses...
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    Human Anatomy

    Note the heart on the exclamation point in "See me after class!" Teacher might be doing some undercover investigation.
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    But Who's The Real Pet?

    Now that is a Star Trek convention I would attend
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    Bra Needed

    Pearl Jam rulz!!!!!
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    Pick Only One!

    The one in the middle has an actual replica of a section of the moon's surface on her left leg. The amount of time and detail it took to recreate the craters, crevices and ridges is to be applauded. That said, I want the one on the right because with her my dick will look like a hot dog. To...
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    Fair and Balanced? Yeah right!

    Early candidate for "Asshat of the the Year."
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    really **** service of freeones me waiting since one 1 month and no body can reply on

    Re: really **** service of freeones me waiting since one 1 month and no body can repl The picture has a 2002 date on it. Since no one on here has been able to identify her, she probably did it on Spring Break. Now, almost a decade later, she is married, has two ****, leads the neighborhood...
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    I'm curious, as are a lot of other people...

    You are giving the Chiefs too much credit
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    Hi, i´m a new babe here on freeones!

    Welcome aboard
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    Favorite poem

    A Man Said to the Universe by Stephen Crane A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation."
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    I had some spare time with my Lego set

    When does it end!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
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    Do you use Post-it notes?

    The new sunscreen for albinos?
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    What was the 1st hardcore porn movie you saw?

    Marilyn Chambers in "Insatiable"
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    Your SEXUAL bucket list.

    As the pitcher or the catcher?
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    Why are so many people obsessed with porn stars?

    Speak for yourself.
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    Self-service

    I wonder how much money he saves not going on dates? But how much was the surgery to remove that 4th vertebrae?
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    Haters of Tebow correct

    As much as I think Pittsburgh is going to blow the Broncos out next week, all I can think of is how much I expected New Orleans to blow out Seattle last year.
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    Haters of Tebow correct

    I was wrong. Tebow did get his team into the playoffs. Mind you, that beeping sound you heard was not a UPS truck, but the Broncos backing into the playoffs. that said, they are in and I was wrong.
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    The Member of the Year 2011 is...

    Congrats
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    Linda Friday VS Cherokee

    Cherokee for me
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    Would you "hit it"? Part 2

    only if she promises to take her teeth out and gum my cock
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    Hula hoop and boobs

    If National Geographic did more stories like this they would see subscriptions increase significantly
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    Princess Leia Is Hot!

    The ***** is afraid of this one
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    Now That's Gangsta!

    Day Glow, DDDDaaaaaaaayyyyy Glow
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