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it is always comes back to sex here. Pay a compliment, kiss the ass, lick the taint and next thing you know you have a mouthful of Barney's friend "Clitosaurus"

I voted for Alabama due to some recent legislation it ****** in regards to ******* immigrants. No matter how big of a piece of **** you are, as long as you are white, you are o'tay!

You are right, she needs some wood. Mine.

loved the time on Bill Maher's show when he flipped off the audience and told them to basically "fuck off."

Holly

Somehow, I am sure, this is Obama's fault.

As I plunge my cock into her, I want her to moan, "This just in..."

Computer geeks are into LOTR? Interesting.

As an American, I would like to try Capitalism for a change.

I know Danni Ashe doesn't do much any more, but I would love to visit her Hot Box

The league will be banning some guys soon. This is getting ugly. And some people wonder why Tim Tebow has such a following.

Phenomenal

Re: ***** *****, I am a fan who never wants to see you in a room with a cock. I love the g/g and solo stuff. Do what you like. The hell with what people want you to do.

Vanessa Cooper is her name on here. Been a fan of hers for years

Ketty, this is my 10,000 post. Please let me know that you are at least aware of my unrequited devotion to you and my desire to carnally visit you. While it may only be 30 minutes of your life, it would be lasting memories for me. Thank you.

I wonder if Shakespeare could turn this into a sonnet I watch in horror as you suck and fuck Alone I sit and stare and curse my luck etc. etc.

I saw a couple of sites with a shoot I did in college. I hated how it changed my name from "The Geyser" to "Happy Footlong" all because of those movies.

Re: Julia Ann, Dani Daniels, Nikki Hunter, Ginger Lynn and Elexis Monroe: WHAT-A-DAY love me some Julia Ann, so sexy in so many ways

OKC, SA and Dallas have to be favored ahead of LAL. I know Kobe is king, but his support is weaker and older. Who is the other guard? Fisher? he's almost as old as I am.

He's from Nigeria? I wonder if he knows the prince who I tried to help get his ******'s gold out of the country. Seems there was a coup and he needed to pay off some Imperial Guards or Supreme Islamic Tribal Hunta (S.I.T.H.) Lords. Just trying to help a fellow human out in this joyous...

There's high pressure building in my pants. That's funny right there.

sweet

The updated version of "The Godfather" is pretty fucked up

Thomas O'Malley

Wiggles tickets!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A finely crafted rebuttal. You can sit in for Trump at the debate. cheers.

The Lemon Party: The party where guys come together

yep

I wish they could be applied retroactively. there are some high school **** who are nothing more than a grease stain on society now and will be holding reunions with the homies in Cell Block C soon.

I have read Pat Conroy's "Prince of Tides" and "Beach Music" a couple times each.

used it before, was able to enjoy site more, no idea who is on it anymore

Can't wait to see the Anderson Cooper "Ridiculist" Update when this guy hits a tunnel entrance and shears the car in half

Ironically, he is the 4th CEO in the last 8 months. And the first to successfully finish this product test.

1% of us do

Congrats to RG3. Sad thing is most of us never saw him during the regular season.

I am praying for Carlton too.

I would love to see her with her with a mouthful of pussy

Re: Is it just me and Will E Worm? Understood, was going for the quick and easy reference. I am a teacher and American. If it can't be said in one sentence, the speaker risks losing his audience to HEY! Look! A bird!

<Cue "X-Files" music> the 7th and 11th comments called for a fail, then a ban. Coincidence?

Maybe it is a reminder for the guy pumping his ass full of cock that they are only supposed to have skinny hetero chick friends

is he about to be blown by R2-D2?

Re: Smallest Skirt Contest she is insanely hot

I resolve to get Johnny ****** for reacting improperly to a couple of retarded Americans. And we should both be put on probation for not following the premise of this thread

Marcel Marceau's "Silent Night" Remix version

There is a suppository brand?

mmmmmmm, pie

Re: Is it just me and Will E Worm? If anyone can recognize bullying, it's Christians. Just ask the Native Americans.

I wouldn't be caught dead anywhere else?

Time for my **** to go stay with their *** for a week. Peace and quiet in the house. Woooo hooooo.

Re: Lindsay Lohan To Pose For Playboy As I read this thread, my thoughts drifted from my cock in LL's mouth to why does Lurk know GSB's dick taste's like Lurk's own ass. Why does Lurk know what his own ass tastes like? Why am I thinking these thoughts? Nyquil! You are a ****** fucker.