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How does "pull those panties aside so I can have breakfast" sound? FYI: "breakfast" can be replaced by "lunch," dinner," supper," and "snack." Which sounds better: Snatch Snack or Snack Snatch?

heh, heh, you said "member"

I could Limbaugh it and go with "meat curtains" or "cum dumpster." I could go frilly and think of the "Lotus of Love" or "stamen sheath," but she doesn't like that. Still thinkin'

I am still trying to think of new words to describe Aaliyah's pussy

nice photos with Clanddi...delicous

When I see Katie Fey, I think of something a friend of mine's *** once said. "I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to sniff the tires of the truck that takes her panties to the cleaners."

vanessa cooper

I feel like Crocodile Dundee in his first movie. I haven't been by much lately, but when I do stop by, "I Love Lucy" is on. Same episode.

Hmmm, Christina Ricci or Hannah Montana?

**** for me, any day and everyday, <sniff>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHOej4eG9i0 ****** vs. Buddy Rich

Isn't Limbaugh the guy who got caught red-handed with ************ painkillers but the ************ wasn't his? And isn't it ironic the limp dicks in Congress made sure Viagra and the like were covered by insurance so they could fuck the slutty co-eds who succumb to the aphrodisiac of power?

HIs ratings must be slipping

Thanks guys

My condolences as well. Sad to see another good guy go down.

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Still in a little shock about the way the team fell apart. 5-2, when they had a chance to separate themselves from 4th. This stretch of 7 gaes will determine if they are contenders and Champions League material or the pretenders for the title. If Harry leaves at the end of the season, they...

I would love to have seen what Gehrig would have done had his career not been cut short (and don't forget, when it comes to Musial and Williams, they took time off to g fight a war during their careers)

They are growing up so quickly these days

one of my absolute favorites. :nanner: Hope she is still on this side of the grass. Stacy Moran

Hi, be aware, there is sometimes nudity and vulgar language on this site.

Like Jesus, this thread has risen again. I hope this one isn't a zombie either

Please leave the lotion in the basket and allow your skin to thicken.

they were, but Sam tried a different approach toward acceptance this time...same result

Pitchers and catchers report this week. The ***** is on. Unfortunately, I have to try to cope with Bobby Valentine all year. gonna be a mess to watch.

It's true, your infatuation with your ****** will soon pass I know I got over her

Congrats, the pics are awesome. You look great. Who does your nails?

The 3-D effects are cool, the writing is still horrible and I found myself hoping the movie would end soon. the good parts of Episode I: Maul vs. anyone were worth seeing again; the podrace scenes were cool; A Natalie Portman on-screen so big I could be her 6'4" dildo No special effects could...

Pubic: Stacy Moran Shaved: Jessika Alaura

I need to see the WBO and WBA rankings before I give this any comment

canon Elph 300 for my **** and their stop-action film career (well, they are interested in it and it keeps them busy) $150

Malkin. He reminds me a bit of Joe Sakic. More personality-wise than anything.

Once, when I lived in NC, I drove from the beach to Charlotte to pick up a chick, drove us tot he beach, spent the weekend, drove her back and then drove home. Well worth every second

hold your jokes, she may not be dead. Let me check the Gimp Box

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Hi. Hope all is well in your world.

I am sure it has been mentioned, but I can think of a couple cases when an abortion would have benefitted the world

More Canadian love: Marie Claude Bourbonnais

The Reagan Kool-aid was much more prevalent and powerful than anything Jim Jones came up with

John Wayne, but I would leave him a zombie. Then, can you imagine the panic that would cause? Not only is a zombie walking among us, but it is the toughest zombie ever.

Craigslist hookers: Sometimes not how you imagined

And to think I thought I was a little weird for coating my cock with the syrup from a "Super Supper" cat food can and then sprinkling catnip on it. My cats love that concocktion.

At least he has all his teeth

Bought two that day. Andy Gibb: ***** is Thicker than Water and Commodores: Commodores (with "Brick House")

Spoil yourself

Welcome aboard. Two questions: 1) is your vibrator nicknamed "Millennium"? and 2) any thoughts on being my future ex-wife?

That place, like tis former inhabitants, is falling to pieces

I would like to see how the game programmers tabulate a Neil Peart drum sequence

The Day Pat Snaps Board reads: _ARTY _OO_ER Contestant: Pat, can I have an X. Pat: Really? An X? Are you a fucking moron? It's "Party Pooper" and you ask for an X? Holy fuck are you stupid!!!! How did you end up on our show? Was "Jeopardy" overbooked? We are giving away money and...