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He woulda made a better impression backpedaling while doing his Walken impersonation. Goofy Entitled Hollywood ****** ******...

Poor Bill O'Reilly. Things could always be worse. You gotta feel sorry for the poor impotent wifebeating bastard by this point. It's Christmas for Pete's Sake. She don't celebrate it anyhow. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/bill-o-reilly-shredded-over-235417749.html Look. He's praying...

Errrrr...yip.

Great chat. I like the term Emotional Hemophiliac. Sore candy asses basically. Not sure why the woman butted in like anyone was waiting with bated breath to hear her take on anything. Save it for Rachel Ray, Sugartits.

I see he still gets bookings for court.

Hopefully both.

She has tons of them. Actually if you removed them and weighed them about eighteen pounds. I put a pile of them on a teeter totter with one of Lemmy's warts on the other side and see who wins.

Merry Christmas. Where the heck you been? Hope you didn't leave the castle without papers.

...While Sitting On The Toilet.

You did not die in vain as I dodged a bullet.

Bob Roop stretches the fuck out of this guy. Army Of Darkness 4 Life

Such a delightful clip left on YouTube in 2014. I never saw it so it's new to me. Mike must have been off his meds not being able to find a Walgreen's in Toronto. I promise this is good!

Still working on the warm part. Guests are on their way and I don’t want them to be cold.

A photograph.

I'm not a fan. I hear the hype every year with its return. I try it thinking this time I will like it. It ends up being my annual pork sponge sandwich w/BBQ Sauce, pickles, and onions.

He sure looks like Charles but doesn't act like him. I think I'll miss this Bronsonsploitation film. Charles Bronson did better fight scenes when he was 73. Death Wish 5 > Death Kiss 1

Why did he quit his job?

Help me. Help me. Oh please, help me. Christmas is right around the corner and my very Catholic wife's birthday is also in December. I need 2 good gift ideas. Help me be good for once.

So many good times. So many embarrassing secrets we shared. She's seen me at my best. She's seen me at my worst. I picked up the hammer but couldn't go through with it. Such a loose end allowed to be hanging around. I know better but I'm powerless. We will just expand the ****** with the new...

I fall into the latter category. Not sure if it's something to do with my nose or mouth or something else. I either go clean shaven or grow a full-on Jihadi beard. My *** was lucky as he grew an amazing evil black mustache.

I never went through the agony of having and passing one of those sumbitches but I heard a few ***** curdling stories. What say yoos?

Keep it simple, people. Cheap too. Tonight I had another 8 piece of Fried Chicken from the Ralph’s. Stood in line for 4 minutes at the checkstand. Only cost $7.99. The other night I had a plate of Pork Rinds covered with Hormel Chili. About 3 minutes. Cost approximately $5.48. How low can...

I don't.

FNC just got some new Asian Eye Candy. That smooth golden hairless skin... those plump lips... those slanty eyes that look up at me while my wiener gets kissed.

If not Malwarebytes, what is the best anti-virus? I just bought a new PC Desktop on Cyber Monday.

I have 8 here tomorrow including my wife and me. I get dinner with all the sides from Gelson's Supermarket and heat it up. Got my Pumpkin Pies from there too. I brought it all home and the wife heats it up and does the cleaning. I have all 3 NFL games programmed on the DVR. Plenty, plenty of...

https://www.foxnews.com/us/michael-avenatti-arrested-on-suspicion-of-domestic-********-lapd

An article from July 24, 2018. Interesting read today. https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/raiders/2018/07/24/jon-gruden-oakland-raiders-khalil-mack/830345002/

Who does she think she's fooling? Where's the real lawyer at?

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, MUCHACHOS!!! https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/triple-breakfast-stack.html

I've always heard it is better to lie your console flat horizontally. Laying it on its side vertically supposedly increases the possibility of getting the disc scratched. Seems it would keep cool better flat horizontally too. Am I correct about placing my console flat horizontally or is it also...

I've got mine soaking now for an hour but I've left it soaking all night too. Is it necessary to leave the ******* in for a long time or is an hour plenty good enough? I use salt in the ******* for scrubbing purposes too. Smoking a new batch of Darth Vader OG later tonight.

I usually assume all adult males have been in a fight sometime in their life. Every once in awhile I'll find someone who hasn't. So not everybody but I guess mostly. Any of you never been in a fistfight?

Diet Mountain Dew. My wife brought home a 12 pack and I was excited to try one. Figured since Mountain Dew is good that flavor might be OK in Diet form too. Wrong. The artificial sweetener lingers forever in your mouth. I couldn't even finish one. My ******-in-law and future *******-in-law are...

Is that OK to say in 2018?

I haven't. Besides ***** and Weed I've done *******, LSD, and Mushrooms but no Heroin. Heroin is a **** I know to stay away from. I would love it so much I'd become a bigamist.

I took the wife out for Chinese Food the other night. It was a new place that just opened. Not the type of Chinese Food I was used to. No Egg Rolls, Hot & Sour Soup, or BBQ Ribs. They did have some Kung Pao Chicken which was good. Lots of ginger in the food all around. Anyway, we go downstairs...

https://people.com/sports/former-professional-wrestler-dick-slater-dies-at-67/ I didn't think anything could put away that crazy sumbitch. Somewhere in the sky there is some **** drinkin' and pill poppin' with "Captain Redneck" Dick Murdoch and "Mad Dog" Buzz Sawyer. One of many stories...

Difficult...

Analogue is a company that has already made high quality models of the NES and SNES. They are expensive but this may be the best way to play your old Sega or Nintendo games. The Analogue Mega SG has a micro SD card slot and is compatible with Master System, Game Gear, Genesis/Megadrive, Sega CD...

I agree with James Woods. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/james-woods-wants-licensed-hunting-195954409.html

No. Heck no. I like some anchovy with my Caesar Salad but not on a pizza pie. Giving me anchovies on a pizza pie when I'm expecting a pizza pie with no anchovies is like serving Charles Bronson quiche when he thought he ordered pie. Bronson hates quiche. Says it makes him sick. Makes Bronson...

Y'know, I don't mind relish. I mean if someone hands me a hot dog with relish on it I would eat it. If there was a hot dog I liked on a menu that included relish I'd ask for everything including relish. But, if I'm out at the ballpark and I order a hot dog I go to the condiment station and put...

One day they make ***** in Texas. The next day they make Shiner Bock in Russia. Tito's ***** from Austin, Texas... Any good?

The lights are starting to flicker. For some reason she reminds me here of Leslie Nielsen from Creepshow. "I can hold my breath for a loooooooooooong time!" Well, did he? 2024 is a loooooooooooong way away.

I can't define it. I might say that a cult does things like separating you from your ****** isolating you from your past life and having you forfeit your wealth over to the cult. I may be a little harsh in judging and labeling cults as many might be different. One person's religion is another...

I'm not sure I've ever met a self-identified Scientologist. If there are any in the forum could you please explain your religion? I'm not interested in joining but I would like to educate myself on a religion that I am curious about.