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That broad is very seductive. How do you talk to her while she makes sure you get a good look at her tits and legs? "UH-OH-OOOOOOOOH! Oh ****!"

So many legendary stories. You hear the first one and think it's impossible then so many other guys from different territories and eras tell stories from other ******** sessions that are have similar details.

I sure like Butterscotch.

Imagine the jokes coming from this. https://www.yahoo.com/news/trivago-spokesman-arrested-allegedly-driving-004705410.html

My beard is 3. It is full but patchy. Would look better with either more grey or less.

Who is watching? I'm looking forward most to Daniel Bryan vs Kofi Kingston. I would love to see Bobby Lashley completely annihilate Finn Balor. Too bad it's not a shoot. Too many broads on the card. Stephanie's agenda. Bayley and Sasha are treated like the second coming of the The Rockers...

So I woke up a little earlier this afternoon because I needed to make an extra stop to buy some weed. I drive down to the edge of Culver City hoping I could park my truck in front of the dispensary so I don't have to run the gauntlet of hobos under the 405 bridge. No spots available so I get a...

Boom! Looky! https://news.yahoo.com/********-breaks-nipsey-hussle-memorial-035905494.html

Jalapeño ******* for me because you can eat them in the dark.

No. I am not brave enough.

Eat it, Muhammad, you *********! https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/judge-jeanine-pirro-returns-air-022404048.html A picture of the prophet Muhammad admitting he likes to kiss wieners then sit on them getting them all tired and wet until the white stuff comes out

Just when you thought he couldn't get any Cageier, Nicolas Cage reveals 24 years later that Leaving Las Vegas was a documentary from the future that is soon to be available on DVD. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/nicolas-cage-bride-checkered-criminal-070554553.html

She's a big one. "Whoopsie. I belong in the Political Section if you could please fit my fat ass in through the door."

I've taken a few jobs just for a hoot knowing it would be a magnificent disaster. I've also had jobs where I stole everything that wasn't nailed down to the floor then returned the next day with a crowbar but still couldn't get fired.

I nod off watching the porno occasionally but nobody walked in catching me watching dirty movies ever.

If anything I would raise the voting age to 21.

Jim Carrey is morphing into some sorta Travis Bickle, John Hinckley, Robert DeNiro, Pablo Picasso kind of character in real life and I think he's ready to tackle the roll. With the right director I think he'd be terrifying.

Whenever I look at her I always wonder if she would have been hot if she didn't have 8 ****. The tired face and the 2 door garage as a vagina.

I like White or Sourdough. I like to have it come out already buttered instead of having cold, dry toast put in front of me with that hard butter in the packet which I do not enjoy having to spread. Coco’s has good toast.

These people sure think so.

Maybe the studio should hire the Governor of Virginia to be his make-up artist. "It's OK, Mr Smith. I'll put a lil' bit of this here shoe polish on yer face. Just a lil' bit. Should be awright."

"...peace out."

There are arguments that neither party wants to stop the flow of ******* immigration. One profits from cheap labor and the other from future voting demographics. Are both true, neither, or some?

Which one of you more intellectual types know much about the petrodollar? Are we screwed and ****** to have a close relationship with Saudi Arabia because of this? How can we get rid of fossil fuel when our currency is tied to it? I imagine we want the price of a barrel of oil to be at a certain...

Watch if you like. Don’t watch if you don’t like. Is OK. I have no further comment.

One goes behind then they reverse with the other one behind then they reverse with the other one behind and so on. Looks so silly! Ah-ha-ha-ha!

I didn't and can't remember how far back I actually watched that 3 hour sanctimonious borefest.

Whines and complains about racism but cooks up a scheme hoping to further divide America by race so he can get some attention. The media and politicians were sure enjoying themselves until they learned they were played for suckers. Such a shame they give so little concern for the people actually...

I'm going with no on this one. Something weird about her and I can't find any sexy pics to change my mind.

I've used Yelp for finding a repipe guy, a roofer, and another plumber who put in a new hot water tank. I joined Home Advisor but didn't navigate the site thoroughly. I did receive E-Mails and phone calls from people looking to do jobs. I haven't used Angie's List at all. Anybody else use these...

You want more pro football? I just found out about this league. I'm watching Memphis vs Birmingham right now. Don't know much else. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alliance_of_American_Football

"I went up and down areas with a cosh, hoping I'd be approached by somebody - I'm ashamed to say that - and I did it for maybe a week, hoping some [uses air quotes with fingers] 'black bastard' would come out of a pub and have a go at me about something, you know? So that I could **** him."

I've heard people say both things. I keep mine flat because I worry about the disc getting scratched.

Can he Moonwalk his way out of trouble and finish his term?

Who's winning the Rumble?

Waited for this and finally it's out. Ordered the PS4 Deluxe Edition from Amazon...

When I was in high school I used to drop acid and do 'shrooms all the time. We liked to dose then go hiking up in The Palisades. I've had other times with hallucinogens but hiking was the most common. I never had a bad experience with 'shrooms but I've wigged out on LSD a few times. I haven't...

How do you know when you're overdue for a shower?

Songs made better because of the harmonica.

The first time I used ******* was when I was 16. I was at a buddy's house and he broke out a glass pipe with some rocks. The first time I did ******* was by smoking crack, not snorting lines. I don't remember how good the quality was. Good times.

She courts people who ***** **** out of a bottle but alienates those who ***** out of a can. How about all her fancy friends who consume their suds out of a gold chalice? "Ahm fixin' ta git me a ****... in about two days... while being filmed on camera... to hopefully appear to be relatable...

I was never much of a fan of Skittles until all I saw in the news or read on the internet was about Skittles. So I went down to Walgreen's to buy a bag and see what all the fuss was about. The first one I tried was orange. I thought it would be my favorite and it did end up being my favorite. I...

Heck yeah!!!:rubbel:

Louis CK is back and pissed off as Hell. Please check the clip in the link before making any judgment. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/disgraced-comic-louis-c-k-mocks-school-massacre-113729520.html

Anybody else lose weight over the holidays or am I ass backwards again being the only one?

Nunes deactivates the Cyborg in 51 seconds. BOOM! LOOKY! https://sports.yahoo.com/amanda-nunes-ends-cyborgs-reign-devastating-knockout-claims-womens-goat-status-051335832.html

I looked through a window into the future and I saw Lena Dunham. She became angry punishing me by disrobing in front of me. I consider my little red wagon to now be repaired.