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******* are good and innocent. Even when they are violent there usually is an explanation. When people are sadistic and take joy in harming others that is evil which is definitely human. I wouldn’t elevate them by referring to them as *******.

They smell good. They smell so good. I go to store and many China lady there. They walk past me and I take big sniff. Their shampoo, body wash, vagina, and feet smell so nice and clean.

If I get one I have no problem waiting until more are available. I have an iPhone 6 Plus that I still like anyway.

Looky! Looky! Chinaman bring you Fortune Cookie!

Other than he likes kissing and sitting on wieners making them all tired and wet until the white stuff comes out.

I'm going with Robert Conrad. I thought he died in the 1980s for some reason.

I've had 2 Akitas that I really loved that had long, happy lives. I have 2 cats now but no dog and am wanting to get a male Akita. The Akitas I had were great with cats and I would have the new puppy spending lots of time with the cats. After some initial drama I am confident that they would all...

Oh yeah.

This zany trio would be the next Golden Girls. Here's how the characters should be portrayed. The first one, Barbara, the chubby one in the sweater, kind of glides through life absent minded and also happens to be a bit of a mudshark bringing home and having hilarious sexual antics with negroes...

Let's say old-time means most of their work was before 1970. For me it was Robert Mitchum, Gregory Peck, and Lee Marvin.

I may have low standards but at least I got some. Heck no!

You good. Please keep disrobing and enjoying to do the porno. When I look at you I touch my wiener until puddle of white stuff is on bathroom floor between my feet. Thank you very nice.

Weak In The Knees, Light In The Loafers, White Knight Piece Of Doggy Doo-Doo! Ahhhhhhh... Sure feel better after getting that out.

Everything is perfect and right on point: cold and icy, perfect carbonation, just sweet enough without being too sweet, and even the straw is the best straw.

I have tried and tried and tried to get into John Wayne movies but have been unable to. I don't know if it's a generational thing or something about The Duke's performance and how he's portrayed. But I am a fan of all of Clint Eastwood's Westerns. I like the grittiness and the elements of grey...

I hear it's not fun. A guy I know told me a ***** curdling story about having them. Do not want.

You can totally tell the one on the right is the serial fondler/chronic masturbator. http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/siamese-twins-in-vicious-legal-battle-over-right-to-masturbate/

Anybody try the new **** Zero Sugar that was a fan of the discontinued **** Zero? While **** Zero Sugar isn't the disappointment that New **** ended up being I still like **** Zero better than **** Zero Sugar. I had the wife do a taste test and she agreed with me also. The new **** Zero Sugar...

I love Eggs And Toast, darn it. Eggs And Toast is great for munchies if you've been ********. If I had a nice piece of ham it would be better. I have some shredded cheese but I'd rather just have the Eggs And Toast without. If you don't like Eggs And Toast you're one of of those Antifa Commies...

Got the idea for this thread from the great Melodic Death and Speed Metal Bands thread. Anyway, same idea. What are your favorite Doom, Sludge, & Stoner Metal Bands and Songs? We must tip our hat to IMO the greatest band of all time, Black Sabbath. I'll start.

What a freaking idiot I am. In all fairness it is a small pic. Jagger, I was just about to look for some funny clips of Lee Majors on Ash vs Evil Dead and send them to you. He's such a perv in that show. Anywaaaaaaaaay...

The burglars in their commercials are always White.

I had like memory foams, I had feather pillows, and I'd always **** up with neck pain, ummm... and I had constant headaches. After ******** with MyPillow I didn't **** up with headaches, I was more aligned, everything felt good.

I could eat all these foods 3 or more times in a week as long as they were from different places for a little variety. Things like rice, salad, and other side dishes don't count. 1) Burgers 2) Burritos 3) Tacos

For me it's definitely Ritchie Blackmore. One of the greatest guitar players of all time but I'd rather enjoy him from a distance because he's also a legendary asshole.

I've tried but haven't been able to. I'm voting "no". I can chug a whole can or bottle of **** in one shot no problem though.

I'm Pro-Choice to the point I'd be for Mandatory Abortion robbing certain women from their right to choose. Put me down as Pro-Choice for the sake of the thread.

For me it would either be Tito's Tacos getting 3 Beef/Bean/Cheese Burritos with Green Salsa plus a couple Beef Tamales or maybe Ruth's Chris getting 3 Filet Mignons, Baked Potato w/everything, veggies, and a salad.

Wasn't her show supposed to run for 10 episodes but NBC pulled the plug on her after 8? Her ratings were abysmal. I think NBC is still moving her to The Today Show.

Last night I drank a lotta-lotta Stoli mixed with Ocean Spray Cranberry Pomegranate 100% Juice.

I always thought Eric Bolling was. Maybe he is also. That gal seems like the type to put anything in her mouth or have anything come out her mouth as long as it's good for her career. http://www.tmz.com/2017/08/02/anthony-scaramucci-kimberly-guilfoyle-dating-rumors-white/

Mollie Hemingway might be middle-aged and pleasantly plump but I find her face kinda OK and she looks like she has big jugs to grab while you sneak up on her from behind while she's doing the dishes. She also has a large, pale, round ass that looks like it would be enjoyable to penetrate in the...

******** a fizzy, flavorful, ice cold one out on the porch right now. I think I might have another one later.

I don't believe in Lucifer one bit but I do think there is a possibility of extraterrestrial life someone in the Universe. I vote "Aliens".

I **** that show but if 30 mudsharks were pulling shenanigans and backstabbing each other to be with OJ I'd definitely watch.

I think it's unfortunate that there are an embarrassing amount of ******* in parts of Chicago, Detroit, St Louis, Atlanta, Memphis, and other cities but I don't lose any ***** over it. I'm a White guy who lives in a good neighborhood who gets along with my neighbors and the inner city *******...

I like seeing attractive ladies on the news but if they look too good I just figure they were hired as eye candy for me to look and touch my wiener to so I don't change the channel. I sure miss Anna Kooiman.

I just finished Punishing Percy to Lemon Drop.

Ian Rotten is considered one of the scummiest promoters of independent wrestling. Here he is appearing on a radio show knowing he's going to catch Hell with a bunch of people in the wrestling business who he's screwed over and hurt calling in.

Somebody put him up against a wall and have him shot!

Whether it's their Hash Browns or French Fries they are scrumdiddlyumptious. The best.

I set my alarm clock so I could **** up at 11AM this morning. Got up, had a cup of coffee, and managed to get out the door by 2:30PM and took a nice walk.

It is especially refreshing ******** it real cold on a hot day. Also first thing in the morning after a hard night of ******** ******* when your mouth is so dry your lips are practically cemented shut.

She looks older than Bette Davis' corpse.

http://nation.foxnews.com/2017/05/29/tiger-woods-arrested-dui-florida-police-say

I've heard this questioned asked many times but never answered.

If so who are the poor skanks who have to work with him?