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  1. Christmas_Ape

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    I'll buy that for a dollar!
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Is this thread for shitty movies too? Saw Hostel 2. Loved the first one. The second one? Sucked ass. Such a let down.
  3. Christmas_Ape

    gf problems

    Getting an ****** is not what you need. You need a more permanent solution to your problem. Dumb her ass, then celebrate with an ******, or two!
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    Alley Baggett

    Awesome! So those are the new boobs?
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    Logic Puzzles

    Nice one
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    what game are you playing right now?

    Call of Juarez for the 360
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    6th grade feild trip to a Mosque

    Love the mob mentality in this thread!
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    You're in a bank and it's being robbed. Who would you rather be?

    Pam Anderson, so I could feel myself up, and not be ashamed.
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    Paris "Prison Break" Hilton

    Would she still be considered fresh fish? Next thing you know, she'll be resurfacing the roof of the license plate factory with about ten other inmates. And as you know, special detail carries with it special privileges. Perhaps a pale of Zimas? Zomething different!
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    Buying Pornography DVDS/VHS Online

    I like www.adultdvdempire.com
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    Fetishes

    Re: whats your fetish? Chicks in stockings. It's not really a fetish, just more of a weakness. It's my kryptonite.
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    Fav ****???

    Warsteiner But lately, I'm starting to love Cave Creek's Chili ****. http://www.chilibeer.com/
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    Why am I #1 on Milfbattle.com,but ...

    You know, you won't skid if you stay in a rut.
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    Rate this beauty

    Um, the 2nd pic, 8/10.
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    The WTF? - Files..

    "Quite a ride."
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    Body size analysis

    I'm trying to find where the bookshelf body fits into your analysis.
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    Rate this beauty

    7/10
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    Male Pornstars and Supplements

    I seem to remember hearing some behind the scenes stuff about using Viagara.
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    Bald eagle soaring 'success,' but at what cost?

    The feel good story of the day!
  20. Christmas_Ape

    Dirty Snow May Warm Arctic As Much As Greenhouse Gases

    I'm too lazy to read the article. Any mention about dirty asses?
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    Sports Clips

    Um....why even say anything about this clip......enjoy... http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1159186015/The_Funniest_Home_Run_Ever
  22. Christmas_Ape

    'Homosexuality Isn't Natural or Healthy'

    What is natural or healthy these days?
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    1st gallery you bought?

    Na haven't bought any, I'm still holding out to get the FreeOnes thong.
  24. Christmas_Ape

    How big is the bust size 95D?

    Well, some guys have never been made to buy their chick a bra.
  25. Christmas_Ape

    Favorite Picture Of The Day

    Well, hopefully you're a woman.
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    Ok so who is your least liked Male pornstar?

    Based on your Conan description, I think you meant to say Evan Stone. My most hated guy is Randy Spears. He's in like every fucking movie on Playboy TV's directors cut movies.
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    Big ******* Race Relations row: Is it ever acceptable to use the n-word?

    I would've liked this story better if it ended with Emily and Charley scissoring each other. To show unity, like the black and white cookie does.
  28. Christmas_Ape

    N. Korea Fires Missile, U.S. Steamed

    Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
  29. Christmas_Ape

    Man Sues Over Long-Lasting Erection

    I think a name change for the ***** is in order. How about Boner Plus?
  30. Christmas_Ape

    'Homosexuality Isn't Natural or Healthy'

    And not to mention, it's also gross!
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    Court Hears Appeal in Teen Oral Sex Case

    Exactly. So remember you nonlegal girls. You must have a written permission, or be accompanied by a legal guardian/****** member before you can perform sexual favors on your boyfriend. And in some places in the South, your legal guardian/****** member may also be your boyfriend.
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    Logic Puzzles

    Ok well lets say that heaven is to the left and hell to the right. You ask one ******* what the other ******* would say. He would say right (since heaven is to the left). Cause if the ******* was the liar, he would be lying, cause the other ******* would be truthful and say left. Now if the...
  33. Christmas_Ape

    Flashing at the Football

    Nice pics! Never hear of Arsenal Emirates football team. Must be soccer.
  34. Christmas_Ape

    Pretty cool!

    I guess you gotta have speakers?:dunno:
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    How big is the bust size 95D?

    How big is the bust size 95D? Well, it's 95D. No pictures.
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    contact your favorite pornstar?

    Huh, so you were serious? I was following your lead.
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    Yahoo Fantasy Football 07(need ppl)

    holy crap, registration is open. Huh. Well I aint joining any league this early.
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    Court Hears Appeal in Teen Oral Sex Case

    I hear ya. It's like bull-eyeing Womp Rats back home.
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    Court Hears Appeal in Teen Oral Sex Case

    Ouch! But did anyone else find it amusing that his lawyer is named B.J. Bernstein?
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    Yahoo Fantasy Football 07(need ppl)

    Dude, teams don't even report to camps for like 50 more days.
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    Mitchell & Webb

    I guess I'll have to wait for some ingenious Patriot to steal their ideas and then bring them State side, and make them better (of course).
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    Aria Giovanni

    "Those were the days!"
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    What Freeones member do you respect the most and why (mods excluded)?

    I love topics like this. To give me the chance to tell Viceroy_Fizzlebottom how I really feel about him, without being ashamed. Thanks topic creator!
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    World's Highest Paid Athletes Lists - 2007

    Yeah, Hockey players are excellent athletes, but Hockey has no money. People aren't watching it. I guess the playoffs are happening now? I think I heard that rumor. And I think I heard that the TV ratings are among the lowest ever. And to say that players on MLB, NFL, or NBA don't love...
  45. Christmas_Ape

    Shadowrun

    Yeah, it's like death matches and capture the flag. There was a fun Shadowrun game for the Genesis back in the day. The Shadowrun pen and paper game was awesome. Street Sam's rocked.
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    Logic Puzzles

    Well, I'll go for the 2nd one too. One guy alive, his package is open, one guy dead, his package not open? Sounds like the packages are parachutes? The guy who was alive had his open. The dead guy's parachute package never opened.
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    best tranny movies???

    the word on the streets is that it's Genderella.
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    Man tries to jump into popemobile

    Your feelings for the pope are strong. Especially for......******! So...he has a twin ******. Your feelings have now betrayed her, too!
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