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  1. Christmas_Ape

    $54 Million Pants Suit Begins

    I think the $54 Mill pants trumps the coffee suit. Now what would've made this lawsuit more interesting, is if the judge bought a pair of pants, and decided to return them. On his way to return the pants, he slips and falls, and ends up ruining the very pants he was going to return. He'd be...
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    $54 Million Pants Suit Begins

    He needs to be approached by a mental health specialist.
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    Hitler ****** From Xbox Live

    Love that skit! I just wish I had an audio card!
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    New The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Shivering Isles Screenshots

    Yeah, it's strange how the achievement system has really motivated me with some games. Shivering Isles does offer some achievement points.
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    Why am I #1 on Milfbattle.com,but ...

    You know, nothing is easier than self-deceit. We **** others when we **** ourselves.
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    WARNING: Ugly.

    :ban:
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    Fav ****???

    Hmm, I think I might have tried those before. I can't remember though. I'll try to try to think about picking them up again.
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    "Mr. Wizard" dead at 89

    Who wants, to live, forever?
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    Buying Pornography DVDS/VHS Online

    Yeah, gamelink is cool with the points system. I've used it to reduce shipping costs. The thing I like about adultdvdempire is that for some movies, it offers screen shots and also on some movies, it offers scene break downs.
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    $54 Million Pants Suit Begins

    I think someone really needs to question the dudes sanity. ****** over a pair of pants? How can he prove that those aren't his pants? Cause he's never worn pants with a cuff? This is a story for the WTF files.
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    Nancy Erminia

    some great links!
  12. Christmas_Ape

    Which adult film stars are FreeOnes users??

    There's big ones, little ones, girls who really like cocks. Fat ones, skinny ones, even chicks who don't like cocks.
  13. Christmas_Ape

    What posisition do you call this?

    Damn it! It's still early. I meant working on a Sex ****!
  14. Christmas_Ape

    New The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Shivering Isles Screenshots

    I just beat the main quest for Shivering Isles last week. It's a pretty fun expansion.
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    what game are you playing right now?

    The Hitman games are awesome.
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    gf problems

    Yeah, like everyone already said, stop living in the past.
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    Nude photos of chicks from "The Girls Next Door"

    You talking about Hefner's women? Seen one buxom blond bombshell....you've seen them all.
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    Fav ****???

    Another fav I had last night. A nice Lithuanian number, Svyturys Ekstra.
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    What posisition do you call this?

    Looks like some people here have never worked on a Sex Farmer before!
  20. Christmas_Ape

    your favorite pornstar

    Syren http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=78160&highlight=syren
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    What posisition do you call this?

    Sure looks like it to me!
  22. Christmas_Ape

    First Member

    Huh, I always thought Viceroy_Fizzlebottom was the first. :dunno:
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    Ok so who is your least liked Male pornstar?

    Oh yeah, know I know who you mean. But Conan he is not. Evan Stone is the Conan of Porn.
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    Worst movie / film of all time

    Re: Worst movie of all time I don't know about Plan 9. I mean, it is bad, but it's soooo bad that's it's actually good. It's an awesome movie. So bad that it's good. and juballs is soo right about Hostel 2.
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    Girls from craigs list

    Yeah, it's kinda funny. I've been accused by ex girl friends of placing lewd ads on that site. This one ad even included a pic. I was kinda upset that she thought it was me, as the pic was pretty much the dudes lower half, and I had about an inch or two on the guy. Maybe I should place an...
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    Fav ****???

    another fav of mine, Stiegl.
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    Girls from craigs list

    Why can't they all be like that?
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    gf problems

    Exactly. Reminds me of what my ****** used to say, "I ain't no monkey and I sure can't climb a tree. And I ain't gonna let no woman make no monkey out of me!"
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Well you finally made a monkey out of me!
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    Porn with Paypal

    So would you say that they are trying to make a monkey out of us?
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Yeah! He's trying to make a monkey out of us!
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    1st gallery you bought?

    Perhaps. I only have 578. That Thong is nearly mine!
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    What posisition do you call this?

    A Farmers Stack.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Thanks for policing us! Me especially!
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    Ben Stein on Why should I care about Paris Hilton?

    And yeah, it depends on what news source you get your news from. I pity the fools who get their news from The Daily Show.
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    gf problems

    Ha! Touch'em all brody! :rofl:
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    Women who lick/suck/kiss/bite their own nipples

    Yeah, but it's not like she couldn't do it with gravity boots.
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    The Price of ********

    Yeah, he probably meant to post this on the LifeTime for women board, not a porn site message board.
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    Women who lick/suck/kiss/bite their own nipples

    Fine! I'll try to try to read, but only before my dumb comments.
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    Ben Stein on Why should I care about Paris Hilton?

    It would probably help to have a sound card in my computer (I'm at work now). And the News hasn't become entertainment, it IS entertainment. Always was, always will be. What's manipulative about the blue-eyed cicada story? Is there something manipulative about with the story of the 7 year...
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    Worst movie / film of all time

    Re: Worst movie of all time The ending, the crossbows, the "Spaniard". It's been awhile since I've seen it, so specific moments aren't fresh in my mind. But man did I **** that flick.
  42. Christmas_Ape

    Women who lick/suck/kiss/bite their own nipples

    How do you lick you nipples without using your hands? Hang upside down with gravity boots and let gravity do all the work?
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    Ben Stein on Why should I care about Paris Hilton?

    Comparing news from the cold war era to now, is like comparing MTV when they actually showed music videos and had one channel, to todays MTV. And I'm sorry, but the News is entertainment.
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    gf problems

    Don't be fooled Timbo, there's a lot of "well worded" crappy advice in this thread.
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    Worst movie / film of all time

    Re: Worst movie of all time there's only two movies that I really dislike with passion. Gladiator has to be the list. And Napoleon Dynamite for sure. I like to equate that production to "painting by numbers." It's like they gathered every cliche gimmick, and plugged into a mathematical MTV...
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    Ben Stein on Why should I care about Paris Hilton?

    Man, I need to proof read.
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    Ben Stein on Why should I care about Paris Hilton?

    How much is too much? I'm with all the news outlets these days. It all dempends on where you get your news. And I'm sorry for Ben, but the Paris story is news. And it's not the only thing on the news. There are reports on the goings ons in Iran and our heros in the military. I mean, it's...
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    Chimps Pass On Culture Like Human

    Pass it on Bubbles...pass it on! http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/jackson%20pleasured%20chimp%20bubbles
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    Women who lick/suck/kiss/bite their own nipples

    So....what do you use? Gravity boots?
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    Ben Stein on Why should I care about Paris Hilton?

    I don't agree at all. I am fully capable of paying attention to both real stars, fake stars, and Paris Hilton. I'm sorry Ben, it is news, but it's not the only thing in the news.
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