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snakes on a plane, dammit.

no such thing as physically flawless, you're kidding yourself to think so. put me down for japan for damn close.

i believe sophie dee did double anal in un-natural sex 19. that was in 2006.

i got two chickens! 2 italian leghorns. can't wait for those proper eggs.

sasha grey: fap.

you'll forever be trying to right click on a mouse with no right click. it will drive you mad.

one of my old girlfriends is a pretty established writer now.

he wasn't the smartest. he left a trail behind him impossible not the track. and yeah, same user name as his "act." he's even got a youtube channel. its worth a look. its hilarious.

let me guess. it exploded like a big dick, right?

yeah, twitter's really getting big.

you think ********** would mind me sharing his old PMs? holy ****: you blocked his name!

/\i was wondering the same thing, actually. i have some great PMs stored away.

**** got real when they powdered my dingus.

odds are, our mexican OP up there has a virus. there's no popups on freeones.

******** my tea. im sleepy today. tuck me in?

i need to take some pics.. so... lazy..... uhhhg.

i had some serious trouble learning it at first, but, once i got it, you just can't go back. its been almost 5 years and i still reach for a clutch that isnt there.

regina said cock. fap.

she's sexy alright. but, that video was depressing. its a shame she says she's choosing not to run next year. hopefully, she changes her mind. a year is a really long time from now. she's always been a great example around here. a real model OCSM.

im not into cars at all but there's two things that i prefer when it comes to manuals. one is that its a lot cheaper if you have transmission issues. once your automatic transmission takes a ****, thats big money. with manuals, its easier and a lot fucking cheaper. and second, control. you...

automatics are turds with turd transmissions with turd red fluid in them. i **** automatics. my girl made me get an automatic and its stupid cause she never drives the damn thing.

the girl doing the **** is hot as fuck.

i was looking at those. they got kits a whack-mart even. cheap.

will it be petra? that is, if she ever comes out from under everyone's desk.

neither.

i want to see the pictures of them fishing out all those plastic tubes.

oh riiiight.

if you work, you live.

the cure

e-flirt.

i used to do shrimping inbetween fishing a long time ago. my friends were shrimpers. used to unload spot prawns (i never liked the term prawns for these, they're fucking shrimp), and pink shrimp. i loved those pink shrimp. little fuckers but they were great raw with a squirt of lemon of...

suck on that, GSB! suck on that while im wearing my brand new shirt! oh wait.. you got one too. but still. you suck.

*insert **** joke here*

i had salmon with a teriyaki glaze just now. with brown rice and broccoli and cauliflower. so tasty. also, im craving some shrimp.

just like i said. words to live by.

see. alt girls are the best.

can i bite you while wearing the shirt?

you will be cursed with endless diarrhea.

/\ polluting the thread with caca doodoo.

anders just saw a spider. he hates spiders.

neg the woman. it turns her on.

anders is in the office today.

hey. i won a t-shirt.

me. EDIT: fucking petra.

it looks a lot like one of mine. she's in trouble with me today.. its spring and i need a few bucks to get her fixed. poor thing.

please, like anyone reads the articles.