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crystal warriors: game gear. i grew up playing that one.

perfume = ***** matter.

ta long time ago, i worked as a fisherman, then tried my hand at selling the stuff after that. i lived in a small fishermans town and worked off the bay. we would get tourists like crazy in the summer and on weekends. anyway, long story short, there was a few amusing stories just like yours...

oh yeah, i got nothing against it at all, that is, when its humanly done. those big commercial farms are just terrible though. several parts of my ****** have raised and slaughtered their own meat and thats all good with me. i recall one time i was visiting my ****** and saw his grandfather...

id rather eat a snake than a chicken. chickens are cute. im raising 2 for the eggs.

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your signature gives me a headache.

eh, i've had fresh rattlesnake fried and sautéed. its totally eatable but i wouldn't go out and buy it over fish or meat.

right, i couldnt see playing D&D *****. lucky, it wasnt a D&D night. it was just a lets-hang-out-and-go-swimming-and-throw-a-board-game-together-night-and-heres-a-cute-*****-girl-who-came-over. lucky for me, she was at least entertaining. but yeah, no point playing anything serious with...

do they sparkle?

don't count them all out. some girls are very particular. i used to work at a high end adult store and sold tons of toys to girls who weren't all that much into them at all. several came back saying thanks for the advice, needing new batteries and lube, and even getting replacements for...

i spent the weekend gaming with our new gaming friends. friday was spent playing D&D. we got them in a forest of everlasting night. first encounter with an owlbear, werewolves and vampires are ahead followed by a couple getting caught in the act. the ******* of the protagonist NPC is about...

you missed the point.

its the sugar that will fuck it up. if the berry stays whole, she should be fine.

http://payones.com/star?starId=2866726 works for me. also... fap.

/\ mmm, now i have petra's address. thats hot.

what's the difference? i can't see too many guys confessing their gay tendencies out in the open.. however, we will constantly check in to see what the sheilas are saying. this may lead to fapping.

yeah, my last experience was the gummy one. my *** made some... uhg, it was awful. im an avid price matcher so i am always buying potatoes for a buck for so for 10 pounds so we never have a shortage. and my girl is a mashed potatoes connoisseur. however, recently, potatoes seem to be...

petra.

im confused. do people really use those dried potato flakes? there really is no excuse.

joe.

i got mine too. sans autographs. fucking anders, i curse you with endless diarrhea.

i fapped.

baby chicks chirping. grow already!!

for those who can't read the picture itself. sigh..

boobie hatch = petra's office.

i told him not the get the space special. you're always safe with space soup.

keep fucking that chicken.

and she's got titties.

trust me, i could give two squirts about your imaginary car.

please, im a beerzvictim at best.

and Susie Diamond steals the show again.

im currently stalking the NIN tour page. i need to see trent. also on the list, the cure.

at least you don't sugar coat it.

hey, its that dipshit's avatar!

there's a cowpie above you.

i buy DVDs. granted, im picky as fuck, but i do buy DVDs. if its something i want, i get it to own. in fact, i even got some for christmas and i expect some for my birthday too.

oh, yes, they're doing fine! and yours?

what? i can't fucking hear you over my mexican neighbor's bass.

ive been using a bite-coin technique for years.

Re: Pornstars who look alike or like *********** i once had a turd that looked like that guy from knocked up.

not a bad one from the frenchie. :coolman:

thread needs more tits.

how tall is a girl when she's on her knees? thats the perfect height for me.

at least that break in his post actually worked. i almost smiled. almost.

your ears must be burning today. i had a ***** about you, its been bugging me all day! you ***** of roald, i ***** of you, anders surely dreams about my cock. its an awesome and erotic cycle.

he wasn't all that bad. i could do worse.

i know you're gonna need to do a fansign with proof of anal butter.