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pfft, what a night. we talked with the game set up for like 2 hours. we got nothing done! at least i managed to leave them at a cliffhanger. one of my players exclaimed, "why do you always do that?!?!" in regards to keeping her on edge for the next game. the answer is, because it drives...

you and your fantasies.

dick nasty does bug me.. when i see that gold watch, i lose an inch.

neg rep for mentioning james deen.

you get about 2 weeks of window time here before opening the windows makes it hotter. stupid desert.

wasn't that such a bad fad for awhile?

totally serious dude. im surprised you weren't on it yourself. that was a popular commercial.

i got a bj in the shower earlier.

go to the source. http://johnpersons.com/darklord.shtml

is that a yes? because i sense the same paranoia that they live off of. fuck fox news.

there was this boat whore i knew back in my fishing days. she would show you her tits for a soda. and, sometimes, a straw. true story.

swaffeling! but in all serious, ima have to look that one up. i have a surprise game tomorrow apparently. unfortunately, chili is on the menu and a couple of my players are a couple of real farters. sigh. im going to finish up what we didnt get to last time, then close before the big...

the last girl i recognize from a lady schick commercial. she was one of the "unsatisfied costumers."

ask her yourself http://board.freeones.com/member.php?97299-SabrinaDeep she hangs out here all the time.

sabrina deep will not only give you her number, she'll bang you too. beat that.

this is a wonderful list. for me to **** on!

he fucked off. also, i like kimchi. one of my old band members used to bring it over. she was korean and her *** was very traditional. it was good ****.

im just glad i wasn't señor..

the cure.

anders took up professional wrestling its not going so well..

they have their own juice bar inside them too. afterwards, my girl and i hit the treadmill:

do they show fox news in the UK?

oh, its a horrible time to be working out for me. i did manage to do a bit of these, however:

its a good day to be russian then.

done did?

*waits for first noob to post answers in thread*

me too dude. me too.

she's been hanging out in russia for awhile. i wonder whats up.

you're not dating until you meet someone. this world is going insane.

pfft..

oh, the usual. all things sasha grey, something good to eat, some gaming stuff, you.

wow, amazing. 1990 nin. and they sound great. nice hat, trent.

i wouldnt go in there if i were you. you will be fighting with people in no time.

/\ yup. it always comes down to the parents. i was at least smart enough to use condoms and she was smart enough to know that there was a risk. another girlfriend in highschool i had later on told her *** that her and i were having sex. after i was done freaking out thinking she was gonna...

i found out that a girlfriend i had in highschool took one of these after the condom broke. she was 16 at the time. i bought condoms all the time and i was 15. i don't know exactly how she did it, but she did it. this was awhile back too.

that's for the mexicans. my birthdays on saturday, i expect gifts.

gray. pfft.

snakes on a train.

1. wong sexton 2. rida rules

usually this follows the token expired thing.

i already knew i couldnt live with anyone so i opted out of having roomates. i could never ever do it.

oh god, politics. im out.