I think I'd rather be the clone and learn from the mistakes of the original. Then I'd wait for him to acquire millions of dollars and a gold house and a rocket car. Then when he's not expecting it...bam! the ol' fork in the eye!
He'd be all sly and telling the director Arne Harris about what a great "hat shoot" it was when he found a looker! That sly dog.
Let me say thanks to Reds for helping the Cubs out last night by besting the Brew Crew. Go Reds!