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LOL You know, it's funny, I happened to see that "From Justin to Kelly", that god-awful American Idol-vehicle movie was on the other night. I was laughing out loud uncontrollably at how horrible it was. But Kelly WAS and IS hot.

Re: How many orgasmes a day can you handle? Very interesting. It's kind of arousing thinking about this woman having orgasms all over the place in very non-sexual settings. Since I love to please women, I would enjoy trying to drive her wild and totally wear her out.

Interesting. Somewhat of an eye-opener to someone whom I would have never guessed was into *******. Kind of a strange reason to get off the stuff though. What she said about date **** is unfortunately somewhat if not all true. It is only recently that such a thing has been taken seriously by...

Do restraining orders count as fansigns? Just wondering.... :rolleyes: Great pic, Dixie, you look very very hot! BTW, this sounds like a cool idea, folks!

If you think that's sexy, you should see me reach into my panties! :rolleyes: I'm doing it right now! ;)

I think Lindsey is great looking. She has been one of my favorites for awhile. Unfortunately, the way the porn industry works, she's considered large. It bothers me a little that some people would call her huge, but like some have said, it's all just opinion.

I once sent in an email to a sportscaster asking how I could be attracted to women, but still have a fascination with cock and balls. He didn't read the question on the air, but he did email me back with his phone number. ;)

I think Duke's got it right. You typically don't see women OR minorities depicted in any of these anti ***** driving commercials. It's the "PC police" and not the real police that are at work in these commercials!

I get a raging boner looking at archive footage of Babe Didrickson Zaharias.

I once tore my banjo string and I had to play the washboard instead.

She uses the same condom for two different men? I'd **** to be the second one in line there, puttin' on the prophylactic with juice already in it. No wonder it feels lousy the second time.... I don't know what to tell you Chef.

And people wonder why I don't come around here much any more. LOL

I haven't been around much lately myself. That is a serious amount of work, I hope you get well rewarded for it. Things here are good, we just went down to Milwaukee for a couple days to visit with Becks's *** and ******. Just got back about a half hour ago. This coming week we will start our...

Still fucking awesome! Every time this gets bumped, I get a boner like a 14 year old walking in on his ******'s friend taking a ****!

I'll admit the construction was pretty prevalent across I-80 in Pennsylvania on our recent move, but I think it's a real hoot that someone from NJ has the BALLS to complain about construction and traffic tie-ups in another state! That's part of the reason I moved! NJ is falling apart!!! The...

Don't worry, a lot of Yankee fans don't know **** about the sport, so you're not alone.

It feels just like warm apple pie. And as for GIVING one? I can only assume it TASTES just like warm apple pie. (complete with chunks)

This is the closest thing I could find: http://www.lilithgallery.com/gallery/images/cannibal2-victoriavandyke-2001.jpg http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3069/2601783948_712b1f7f0d.jpg?v=0

Re: Omertà for U.S. president(?!) I've asked around, but no one wants to talk about I think this is a keen reminder of what happens when the toilet paper is hung in an improper fashion! Perhaps new leadership, with Omerta appointing a capable Papermaster(s) General will solve this problem...

Maybe you should have licked it! Then you could tell all your friends you know what pussy tastes like!

I think I know who you're talking about! Jeanine Pirro, right? I'm with you! :hit:

^ Hilarious!!! :rofl2: With my etiquette, I think I've broken all of them, though not regularly!

I have crossed paths with ex's years later on maybe 3 or 4 occasions. Each time it was kind of a double-take and icy glare kind of situation on both of our parts. Senob break up not too good.

:D Well, I should have quantified this with a "for now". There is no guarantee as to where this strange habit may be headed... That will be acceptable. I will add it to the tags for this very important thread.

I have started this thread to confess a strange bathroom activity I have developed and to get some opinions, comments and insight from my fellow members. Here in our new apartment, Becks and I have a window right next to the throne, and you can easily look outside onto the sidewalk and street...

Usually when in a public restroom, I like to strike up a casual conversation with the gentleman at the urinal next to me. My rule is, once the conversation starts flowing, the yellow nectar is soon to follow. :thumbsup:

If I was a pornstar, I would give back to the community by speaking to ******** at the local schools on career day. I would speak of my job only in euphemisms so as to not warp the minds of the youngsters. They wouldn't know what the hell I was talking about, but no doubt the teachers would be...

Not only that but I've done Hope solo so many times while I ***** of doing Hope Solo not-so-solo.

White women, black women, asian women, etc, etc.... I feel like we've gone over this a million times! Women of any race can be beautiful!! As long as they have a penis that is! :yahoo: :rolleyes: :tongue:

Thank you for the welcome on my thread! I have been to Madison once when I took a ride over when I was visiting Milwaukee. It seems very nice and of course is a great college town. I am enjoying life out here and it seems much less stressful than life in the suburbs of NJ. Thanks again!

Looks like a good ticket. I don't think Biden will cost Obama any votes, and he might just gain him a few. Now we just have to wait until McCain announces Jeb Bush as his running mate. Just kidding, pubs! ;)

Perhaps you could have invited her to lick up your cum? Seriously, if she came in and saw you were wanking, she stuck around for a reason. She could have just backed away into another room or backed outside if she didn't want the awkward situation. I'm with Torre. Use this incident to strike up...

Congratulations, m12! You're going to make a great mod!

Congratulations miniD!!! The epitome of "tough but fair"! I'm just kidding, you're one of the nicest folks around. You are going to be a wonderful mod!

Congratulations on the new position! Couldn't have happened to a nicer couple. Are you both going to learn to mod, or just you pd? If you don't mind me asking.

My doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I could just keep my finger out of there.... Didn't want to keep leading the thread off-topic, you never know, our new mods may be a little overzealous in the beginning.. :eek:

Very interesting article. I must admit that this was something I've never actually thought about, but the applications would obviously be endless. Mongo18 makes a good point though with his concern.

You choo choo choose me?

Loved that "KEBERT XELA" but couldn't rep you. One of the best ever ****** guy moments. Love that west.

From the article: Humans and whales, so much alike... ;) j/k

^ Sure, I'll take you up on that offer. ;) Oh, you were just pointing out a one liner.... :(

Re: Man helps stranger from a car accident, learns 10 minutes later it's his dying wi Sad story. I can only imagine what it must have been like AFTER he found out it was his wife. He must have felt so helpless.

The only one that comes to mind for me was from some old video that was a compilation of scenes. I forget the name. Two chicks are licking and blowing a guy at the same time. One of the chicks says "Is this what you guys mean by a double-header?"

Wouldn't you know it, bodie's comment just gave ME a woody!

This is very true and in fact the reason I haven't been around so much online lately. All my Freeones activity dumbed me down all the way to the point I decided to move to WISCONSIN!!! :eek: :eek: ;)

Oh this was just a terrific 1-year + bump.

Re: All Oiled Up! Great stuff by the original poster and Chica!!! I'm quite glad I stopped by today! :rubbel:

Wisconsin Cheddar of course. :) Seriously, fresh mozzarella and bleu cheese and/or gorgonzola both preferably smooth and creamy rather than crumbly

Great choices! Congratulations to the three of you!

Vanessa del Rio was the first pornstar I ever saw and certainly a favorite. I was (and still am) quite fond of Raquel Darrian.