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After one whole page nobody has picked up on the fact that Petra is on the poll. SIGH! :facepalm:

Welcome to Freeones! :wave2:

Actually, I think she needs the cushion to rest something heavier and more prominent on. Sigh, I'll make the sacrifice. :boobies: :D

Because smallville22 needs no poll; it's a given everybody wants to do him. :hit:

Don't get your panties in a bunch, dude. I just added the first few names I pulled out of my ass. As you may observe, plenty of regulars, yourself included, were left out. It's Freeones Talk. It's supposed to be pointless. :tongue: :thefinger

That, sir, is the right answer. :clap:

You'll have to bend over first. :nannerf1:

Damn! Next thing you know you'll be singing a Georgia Satellites song! :eek:

of course relationships depend a lot on personality but assuming a poster was your type (personality wise) and you found him physically attractive, how far would you take your personal relationship with him. keep in mind, he will still be spewing the same bullshit and doing his normal volume of...

Squally, can you post a picture of yourself in assless chaps? I'm running out of wanking material. :rubbel:

Yes.

*Adds to post count*

:hybrid: :1orglaugh Careful, now. You wouldn't want Will's internet lawyers to turn their wrath on YOU, would you?

I don't see Petra Milan, or Ovenhand, or whatever her e-mail signature says, on this list. I call bullshit.

Magnetism is a property which can be attributed to the atom.

Fucking coward.

I know! Isn't it great? And your 300-foot minimum mandatory distance doesn't even apply. Win-win for you! :)

I call mine William, or Bill for short.

You know, in the English language, as well as in several other languages that I know of, a question is punctuated by a question mark, which is a squiggly line with a dot underneath it that looks a little like this: ?. Questions are generally not punctuated by an ellipsis. Ellipses are generally...

You're more of a tramp, but whatever.

Do my answers have to be a genuine attempt, or can they be my usual sarcastic cynicism? It's not that I would mind winning the pass if my name came up, but a membership on my phone would suck and I think actually winning it would be a waste, but I would like the points. :)

Never heard of him. Is he any good? (Yes, I can see that 2 of his videos were posted, but for some completely fucking stupidly retarded reason Youtube won't let mobile devices open music videos.)

I'm only a woman on Friday nights, but I'll gladly watch you, if you don't mind me playing with myself while I watch. :rubbel:

No Country For Old Men

Great picture there, chief. :facepalm:

That shouldn't be too hard for you.

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****, sucks you've gone through all that. I'm sure you'll find a way through it. What doesn't **** you makes you stronger. My best wishes to you.

Let's see... What am I doing this weekend? Well, tomorrow I'm doing a box call at the Orpheum in the morning, then I'm going to the Scottish Highland Games in the afternoon, and then going back to the Orpheum to load out some play overnight. Sunday, depending on what time I **** up after the...

Jaana... Jaana... Oh! You mean the blind chick? Now that you mention it, I haven't seen any traces of her here in months. I remember her saying that she didn't like using a cane or a guide dog. Maybe one of those would help her find her path. :lame:

There is where you and I differ. For you, a concert is recreation. For me, a concert is a day of work. Usually a long day of work. ;) I'm so sorry for you! :tongue: I had no idea they were still around. I thought they had gone away with the 90's. Was Hooter and the Blowjob the opening act? :D

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?722780-Sad-amp-Simple-Proof-There-is-No-God&p=7850631&viewfull=1#post7850631 :clap:

Pics or I call bullshit! :D

2 things: 1. Please look up the meaning and the proper use of wtf. It means What The Fuck?. It is not something you use indiscriminately to punctuate a sentence. It is used to express annoyance, concern, or surprise. Please learn how to use wtf properly. 2. STOP FUCKING ATTACHING IMAGES, FOR...

J have never thought she was the least bit attractive. I mean, how attractive can something that came from Billy Ray Cyrus' dick be? That picture just looks :pukey:. I wouldn't fuck her with squallumz's dick.

Happy birthday! :party:

I'm usually working on my birthday. I've had one birthday off in the past 12 years. No matter, though; I'm not a big birthday fan. I don't really see what's so special about a birthday. Essentially you're celebrating, what? The passage of time? The fact that the earth completed another ellipse...

Hellmotherfucking NO!!! I have a coworker that did it last year. He said it was fun. I always root for the bulls, just like in a bullfight.

Exactly: what the fuck are you talking about?!? :wtf: :facepalm:

And that's where WE come in. Have you looked at reported posts and approvals lately? They look eerily similar to that picture, don't you think? :D

Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.

:rofl: :clap:

That depends. If the sentence was 25 to life I really wouldn't have much say in the matter. :eek:

That's Mr. Cunt to you, but I think he'll also accept Your Cuntness.

Confucius say man who stand on toilet is high on pot. :joint:

*****, I missed you as much as I miss the clap. Don't ever change. Welcome back.