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Looking at all the deleted posts, methinks you and eric have a hardon for each other. :1orglaugh

Circle jerk at my house tomorrow night!

That, or a $20. Just sayin'... ;)

Ok, dude, slow down, take a deep breath, gather your thoughts, and try asking again, because that made no sense at all. It kinda sounds like the Tasmanian Devil meets Daffy Duck.

Yeah, that sounds like the beginning of a porn flick...

She let me cum in her mouth. Sure, it cost me an extra $20 bucks, but I'd just met her half an hour earlier. :)

We'll talk about this when I get home.

Gawd, how I miss the days when I could ban trolls, assholes, and shitheads! :(

Well, I'm glad we can get better insight from someone who has as much to do with porn as I had to do with putting a man on the moon than from someone who makes his living in the industry. Obviously papa has no idea what he's talking about. :sarcasm:

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We will? :confused: I mean, yes, of course we will! :D

What's it like over there these days, what with the boss leaving and all? Is it pretty much a free-for-all, or is it business as usual in the office? Are you gonna apply for HBIC? I think you should. ;)

Dude, this is Freeones. Most of us have an attention span the size of a rat's dick. You can't seriously expect us to stay on topic for more than 5 posts!

I would like to hear Will E Worm's opinion on the matter.

That, my friend, is a foreign language in and of itself. It's called Hick. It's mainly spoken in the Southern US, though some trailer parks throughout the country have adopted it as an unofficial language.

Did you just say tonne instead of ton? :wtf: Oh, that's right, I forgot you're from Canadia. Next time at least have the courtesy to say aboot and punctuate your sentence with eh?, would ya? Just makes it easier to keep track of who's who around here. Thank you! :)

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?727348-I-Call-Bullshit&p=7888261&viewfull=1#post7888261 :clap:

Can you post a translated version of the job description? The one in the link just looks like somebody went apeshit slamming his hands on the keyboard at random. ;)

Ya know, you might be on to something. Maybe Andrés got a second account.

Oh, dear! The last few posts have made me think it might be time to move this thread to that other section... :eek:

So... What are you doing on Tuesday night? Wanna come back to my apartment and, you know, play hide the sausage? :nannerf1: :D

No, of COURSE it's not your dick. I, too, would be ashamed to admit it's mine if I got some of the responses you got. Besides, what straight guy goes around posting pictures of his friend's dick? Like I said, maybe I should move this to the gay section.

Seriously speaking, other than the fact that it's in Holland, is speaking Dutch a prerequisite for the job?

He's a fucking moron, what can I say? An annoying one, too, at that. ;)

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Of course it's bullshit. This is Ronald we're talking about, mind you. :)

:facepalm: You're the only person I'm not surprised to hear this from.

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Which one are you referring to: Ronald, or squallumz, who claims he's taking over. :confused:

Why, thank you! :) That may be so, but I still think you're a wus. :tongue: Good point. Oreos! :yummie:

Wait, which dick are we talking about: the one in the picture, or the thread starter? :confused:

U mad, bro?

****, I'm not sure if I should weep or rejoice. I'm sure some other pervert will replace him. Good luck, Ronald! :wave2: - - - Updated - - - ****, I'm not sure if I should weep or rejoice. I'm sure some other pervert will replace him. Good luck, Ronald! :wave2:

Exactly. I'm allergic to shrimp. I get itchy all over, I break out in hives, and my breathing becomes difficult. You know where I went for my birthday (which coincidentally was on Monday and only Andrés and Elwood wished me a happy birthday since it was also their birthday too)? I went to Red...

To celebrate, I'm gonna browse Red Book. :D

You're a wus. :tongue: What, in the name of fuck, is a choccie biccie? :wtf:

Don't you have some current stories on Friday the 13th? Those are from 2012 and 2009. :*****:

Well? Did you hook her up? ;)

You'd get more accurate responses if I moved this to the gay section.

Edgar Winters - Frankenstein :banger:

I think somebody's jealous that a search for my name returns images of Charles Mingus and Charlie Parker, the original Gunslinging Bird. :tongue: - - - Updated - - - I think somebody's jealous that a search for my name returns images of Charles Mingus and Charlie Parker, the original...

Re: Hello All Welcome aboard! Enjoy your stay. :wave2:

In case you missed the quoted post which she quoted, I was volunteering to hold up her boobs for her. :D

Happy birthday! :party:

My balls itch. flylicker

Normally I wouldn't let someone else bask in my glory, but I figure you're far enough that you won't get in my way, so happy birthday! :party:

Back off, ****** fucker! I saw them first! :cussing:

Damn, that's a great idea! There should be a commentator in porn. Can you imagine what an awesome job that would be to give a blow by blow (methinks there's a pun in there somewhere) narration of what's happening on the screen? It would be even better if they could get someone like Chick Hearn...

Well, I'm sitting on the crapper right now, so you tell me. :baconsalt:

:scream: ZDENKA!!! :scream: