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Fucking day 2 of Chinese opera. :crash:

21st Amendment Brewery's Hell or High Watermelon. Yes, I've subsisted on **** alone for several days at a time in the past.

Oh, so it's the dude in the gifs he posted? I see.

Kick ass! I'll definitely go check it out!

Who's Vickie Guerrero? :dunno:

:spam:

Meh. Old news

My ticket request was never answered. :tongue:

As far as writing's concerned, I write with my right, but regardless of which hand I use my penmanship looks like dogshit. It definitely doesn't look like calligraphy. :1orglaugh

TOZ5wwNOdWY :cool:

I'm mostly right-handed, but I wipe my ass and I jerk off with my left hand.

We'll see how often that changes.

Don't you people eat bunnies in Europe? :uohs:

I never said I wasn't inviting you!. I mean, *AHEM* would you care to join us for dinner tomorrow evening? ;)

"If remote employees were bunnies they'd still be retards." :wtf: :dunno: :confused: :helpme:

What if he turns into you? Dear Dawg, that's the last thing this board needs! :tongue:

I was just thinking about you two nights ago (no, not like that ;)) I'm currently in Mexico City visiting my grandma, and she made some sesos patties that were :yummie:, and I thought, "Ya know, I'll bet that Lucy girl would wanna try these..."

Yes.

I have absolutely no idea who she is, so I couldn't tell you if she was or not.

PARODY You must find Dawg and read your holey Bibles. G-Zuss is my homey. (wtf) (gunslingingbird)

I'll take 3 green tickets, 4 blue tickets, and 6 red tickets, please. By the way, number 6 is how I picture Petra. :rubbel: :D

Well, went don't you try that sometime instead of post count spamming?

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=au.com.happbit There's a bunch of these on Google Play. They work for both men and women. For men it helps with increased stamina and increased volume of ejaculate, if I'm not mistaken.

I think I'll stick to the tried and true donkey-****** ****-eater, ****-eating vermin, and felching piece of ****.

Oh, yeah! I forgot all about him!

I call bullshit! Last I checked, the e-mail address that she gave me, which I ****** on to you, was no longer working. You sure you weren't wanking to senob's man boobs?

Looks like he might have to edit the title of his masterpiece. Prison Bitch Gangrape 1 might be a suitable working title.

Oh, how I long for the days when Becks, LadyLove, minidog, and sputnikgirl were regulars here... :(

How about getting a mattress topper? They have Tempurpedic toppers that cost less than a hundred bucks, and they make a world of difference. I used to have a bed that made my back ache all the time. When I got the topper all the aches went away.

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Oh, for fuck's sake, will we ever stop hearing about her floating back up? :facepalm:

My ***'d plane landed at SFO literally less than an hour before this all happened. It scared the **** out of me when one of my news apps broke the news. I'm currently in Mexico, and a huge feeling of helplessness engulfed me while the news article opened. Scary ****.

Those are some great pictures. Thanks for sharing.

Simple! Throw away the shitty bed and get a good one. :thumbsup: Oh, wait...

Holy derailed threads, Batman! :batman:

You need my vote, and I need some bacon. Make it happen. ;)

Well, I'm glad we have an eminent authority on the matter posting on the board. :rolleyes: This is EXACTLY why I think this thread should be in the Politics section.

So... When's the housewarming party? What should I bring? :D Congratulations on the house. :glugglug:

The alleged "retard" (he's not retarded, by the way, he just has Ass Burgers) wouldn't make the same lame attempt at trolling twice in the same thread. The troll who posted that, however, not only trolls like that twice in one thread, but multiple repeated times in every thread he can click...

Sperm =/= fetus I see the parody, but I disagree with it because it's comparing apples to oranges. In any case, I think this thread would be better suited in Politics because it's gonna turn into abortion bitchfest.

Aw! How cute! :lovebunny: :heart: :loveeyes: The pig's nice, too. ;)

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What if we rotate all 3? One gets the pig, one gets the asshole cat, and one gets the husband. I'm sure your kitty isn't as bad as some of the ones I've had before, and I'm sure Mr. Petra would make a suitable ******** buddy for a month at a time. ;)

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I want a pet pig too. Tell ya what: what if we get a pet pig together? We can have joint custody of it. It can spend a month in Michigan, and a month in California. What do you say? :)

It's the mythical paradise to which he hopes to gain passage someday.

I thought you were still dating her. Or was that Dorothy's Manhood? :confused: Um... I had bannock in Canuckistan. Does that count?:dunno: So, if I do that, I'm entitled to free health care? Where do I sign up? :D Damn straight, boy. I worked for The Tragically Hip once. They sound like...

What do you mean we Canadians? You're not Canadian, you're, like, Welsh and South African. :tongue: Yes, they are. Don't you see their heads bobbing up and down? Of course they're Canadian.

So, what's this aboot, eh?

Don't forget The Tragically Hip. :facepalm: