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I don't see a problem with Obama talking about what executive orders he is going to issue. The majority of the American people voted in such a way to demonstrate that they support Obama and his views. So he plans on following up on his views with his executive orders. If this is what the...

I remember that night! I couldn't believe fresno got up on the bar like that! ;) Normally a straight-laced guy, it's amazing what a little ******* can do to him! Just kidding, fresy. You know I love ya, in a non-gay sort of way. :D

On that note, a couple of hungry pussies will surely add to this thread!

End of...End of...Endof...Endof...ENDOF....ENDOF!!! If you say that really fast, it sounds like man-ass! Either that or I've got something on my mind...:dunno:

Good luck! The fellas around here just taunt and laugh when you show them your scabies. I know that well firsthand.

Let me get one thing clear, I am only a homosexual in a sense that I am sexually attracted to and engage in sexual acts with people of the same gender as me. :D If folks would like to use such a hackneyed, archaic definition, then by all means, I am a ball-sucker. :thumbsup:

If he was defending it, then I'm sorry. But I think he answered the original question first by saying "No." Meaning that the jokes were not funny.

Generally agreed, but don't forget you get this too:

How is it homophobia if I'm embracing and celebrating it? I admit there is homophobia on this board, but if you sense it coming from me or some of the others who like to play this game, I think you're mistaken. The homophobics are the ones who accuse others of being gay like it is a bad thing...

:D Well, I'm not really big on strip clubs, but if I do go, I would probably take her with me. Not that she is into women, but just so she doesn't feel bad that I went. Who knows, maybe I can get her up on stage! May have to wait for amateur night for that! lol

You're kidding me. I gave you a fucking red stone? Holy ****, that was totally by accident if I did that. I must have really been in a daze to do that. I'm so sorry, bro, I would never give you a red stone on purpose. ****, I can't believe I did that. That doesn't make any sense!

True, but you don't really get a chance to look at the inside before determining if someone is attractive. :dunno:

I have to agree with garrison. I love the scenes where they swear (as long as it is convincingly) and use dirty fucking language. Makes it seem more like they are into it. In general, I like when chicks are really loud when getting fucked.

Oh, it's beyond that already! :thumbsup:

Usually only softcore porn is reliable when it comes to intimacy and kissing. If you want that, in addition to hardcore elements, I would suggest something from Vivid perhaps. At least they try to add some realism with storylines and some of the better "actors" in porn, even though even they are...

Now, Lisa, I know you are mad at Spleen, but think of how many board members you're inadvertently hurting the feelings of when you equate posting a lot with having no life. Don't let Spleen bother you. Not everyone is going to want to watch you or any particular pornstar, but I know you're...

Yep! :rubbel:

Got yerself skewered, eh mate? I'll have to vote for Spleen's anal debut as my most anticipated. My second favorite anal debut would have to be when Log #24309 peeked his turtle-head out of my anus this afternoon.

You've got me hooked on that idea, Facial King!

Awesome! Nice job, I think it is a great deal. Since the price was $398 here in Wisconsin, I decided to pass the deal up. (Even though I think that price even still would have been good.) I'm hoping to find a similar deal to the $298 price between now and the holidays either online or at another...

Just glad I could be of service, and of course, I reap the benefits as well when I hear that you beat it to such things.... Sure could help him out. As you can see from the above, I aim to please and serve. :D

Sure.

Yup, I remember it like it was yesterday!

Hey Daisy! The Oval Office is literally 5 blocks from my apartment! I've heard it is a very nice place, and it certainly looks classy from the outside. :) I may just have to break my "no strip-clubs" rule and come out and see you! Even if I don't decide to go, I hope you have a great time here...

My God, how many sets of labia do you need? That thing's got a mind of it's own!

"Balls Slapping Balls: What Ass-fucking a Woman Can't Provide" by Marcia Gay Hardon

Yeah, we needed to know that. I think I'm going to start a new thread every time I find a girl I think is hot. :dunno:

Finally, a call for normalcy! Has it gotten to the point on this board that a member should have to request, (in the very thread title, no less) that they are looking for NORMAL? We've gotten so obsessed with our shemales and ****, that we've lost sight of what is really important: the...

I've never been with a girl who cared about that. :dunno:

I would've voted for George Michael. He puts on a fantastic show, especially in extremely small, tiled venues.

She's damn hot, and the rash only sweetens the deal! Looks like she was riding a motorcycle nude and got ejected while doing the splits.

I was once 69'ing with a girl on the couch when the girl's ****** called down from upstairs to her that it was "time for her friend to leave". No good story there though, we just stopped, and parted ways for the night. The only time I've been interrupted with a person actually coming into the...

Um...yeah. I would have been the *****. Getting ridden all the time, but confident knowing I had the biggest cock of all. :rolleyes:

I would calmly point to a feeble old bank customer and declare, "He's got a pump-action cane ***!" Then I would knock over a stroller, grab the baby as a human shield and run out screaming, "It's not my time!"

13 monkeys and a man playing a kazoo. Trust me, it's one of those pictures you have to stare at for awhile before you see it. Keep at it, you'll get it!

Wow, you lost me there, padre.

I wonder if he ever watched it. After all this is from 9 months ago....

PaRappa the Rapper He's the chillinest cat on the streetz! If a dog can be a cat, that is.

Nah, doesn't apply to me. The joy is in the giving. :tongue:

I'm not too sure what he had for breakfast, but I know Joe Lieberman was under the table giving him a kiss good morning.

Maybe not too many women, but that's just what I'm looking for! :love-smi:

No, but Talons have large chickens....er....cocks.

Re: Considering most of us are 'live and let live', what disgusts you in porn regardl Just wanted to say, you're forgiven. Please forgive the delay in my response as I searched in vain for a witty rejoinder. :love-smi::love-smi:

Re: Considering most of us are 'live and let live', what disgusts you in porn regardl Gotta disagree with you, you limey bastard! The vag is much more than a hole. For me, girl's gotta be at least shaven to the point you can see the vag clearly, and munch it without having to use a toothpick...

Step 1) Obtain the birth registry for girls born August, September and October of 1990. Step 2) Cold-call all of their ******* saying, "I'm sorry to hear your ******** is a porn star." Step 3) When one of them starts ****** instead of getting mad or hanging up on you, you've got the name of...

No, I never make the bed. I always ******** on the floor. Of course she calls me by my real name (actually she calls me "honeybear" most of the time :lovecoupl). But of course, we can't have my real name out here on the board, since there are always unfriendlies around! So..... :sing: No one...

Create some boners, for sure! Your salty tears shall surely pay rich dividends in another salty commodity. No one knows how to handle a man quite like one of his own brethren.

So.....the secret is to do the opposite, and look at idealized, sexualized men, then you will feel like you are the best damn thing in the world. I can tell you, it WORKS.

I think they probably run home and cry when a guy can't stay hard around them.

Yes, but only if it's a cock-sandwich. And even then, it has to be called a cock-sammich. Don't look at me, we've got a weird director on this set....